Do You Need Glasses?

But if you have a good imagination, you see what I first saw. I can always buy glasses.
 
But if you have a good imagination, you see what I first saw. I can always buy glasses.

The difference is I'd put my glasses on to look at an ass, but probably wouldn't worry about a shoulder......
 
Maybe it really is showing an underage female ass. Perhaps the power of suggestion tells us it's only a shoulder as to disguise a new deviancy in child porn proliferation. Probably not, but saying something is an illusion when it's not can sometimes illicit the same response, "Oh, you're right, only an ass or elbow."
 
I wear my glasses as a fetish. Wear it all the time, even during sex if I can get away with it.
 
Glasses? I only have one eye. They charge me the same as everyone else. :eek:

Next time I'm getting a Monocul. Or however the fuck you spell it. :rolleyes:
 
Glasses? I only have one eye. They charge me the same as everyone else. :eek:

Next time I'm getting a Monocul. Or however the fuck you spell it. :rolleyes:

I think in your case that would be a 'mono-cool'. :D
 
Glasses? I only have one eye. They charge me the same as everyone else. :eek:

Next time I'm getting a Monocul. Or however the fuck you spell it. :rolleyes:
It's a fuckin' monocle, man, and they'd probably charge you more than for glasses, seein' how it's French and Ritzy!
 
Dunno, I was looking at the cleavage of the girl on the front. I guess I'm a tit man more than an ass-or-armpit man.
 
It's a fuckin' monocle, man, and they'd probably charge you more than for glasses, seein' how it's French and Ritzy!

Thanks, I tried to spell it a dozen ways and none were right. :eek: My old brain gets stuck ever so often. :eek:

Is it French? I thought it was English for some reason.
 
Thanks, I tried to spell it a dozen ways and none were right. :eek: My old brain gets stuck ever so often. :eek:

Is it French? I thought it was English for some reason.

I think it's English
Mono - one (singular)
Ocle ocular

from Latin Monoculus, pertaining to one eye only.
 
I'm actually disappointed that none of the girls in the pic are wearing glasses. :(
 
hey when you blind in one eye and can't see out of the other what the fuck good are glasses going to do you. I have a set of high powered binoculars on head gear, like those IR thingies the military wears at night.

I still didn't see no ass. I was trying to figure out why the picture was being taken in the first place. :eek:
 
I saw a shoulder and I'm wearing glasses. Maybe I need my perversion level checked. ;)
 
You asked if I could see her ass, and I was looking above the shoulder for it, wondering what was so special about it.

I guess I don't need glasses just yet ;)
 
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