Do you Love Jesus?

[ERoleplayer]

Do you believe Christians need sexual excitement too?
Aren't we all sexual beings?
If it wasn't for sex we would be here, right?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Only when he's covered in gravy.

 

[spacekowboy]

Sure. He's a great fella. He built my retaining wall.

 

[jezzilee]

Only when he's covered in gravy.

not real whipped cream?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Do you believe Christians need sexual excitement too?
Aren't we all sexual beings?
If it wasn't for sex we would be here, right?

I thought we evolved from monkeys?

 

[Fata Morgana]

not real whipped cream?

Nope. Gravy. Made with holy water and real meat juices.

 

[Adre]

I thought we evolved from monkeys?

Some evolved more than others.

 

[jezzilee]

Nope. Gravy. Made with holy water and real meat juices.

That makes sense.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Some evolved more than others.

Fucking monkeys...

 

[MonaLittle]

Nope. Gravy. Made with holy water and real meat juices.

I'll take mine with a smidge of incense.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I've slept with a few men who thought they were God's gift but it always ended in disappointment.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Only when he's covered in gravy.

Yes, this is Jesus at his best.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I've slept with a few men who thought they were God's gift but it always ended in disappointment.

You slept with Bronzeage?

 

[parodyluvr75]

You slept with Bronzeage?

Not to my knowledge but I have him on my to do list. Unless you called dibs?

 

[ERoleplayer]

Not to my knowledge but I have him on my to do list. Unless you called dibs?

GOOD ONE

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Not to my knowledge but I have him on my to do list. Unless you called dibs?

He thinks I'm a man so I'm sure it would be awkward.

 

[ERoleplayer]

He thinks I'm a man so I'm sure it would be awkward.

HUH?

 

[parodyluvr75]

He thinks I'm a man so I'm sure it would be awkward.

I'm sure your charms out weigh any flaws.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I'm sure your charms out weigh any flaws.

You think my words sting...

 

[ERoleplayer]

I'm sure your charms out weigh any flaws.

Is that a come on?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Is that a come on?

You read like Shagly.

 

[girlsmiley]

I'm sure your charms out weigh any flaws.

This bird. Smooth. So smooth. I love it.



I just read about the gravy. I'm so hungry. Gravy and lamb roast on a bread roll. Good gravy! AKA as Good God!

 

[ERoleplayer]

You read like Shagly.

Awwww...

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Awwww...

Nailed it.

 

[ERoleplayer]

Nailed it.

So does that mean you "like" me now?