Hello to all the Rupert Holmes fans. The literal answer to the Pina Colada question for me is no. I prefer less fruit in my beverages. But as to the underlying theme of the 70’s tune, then the answer is a resounding yes.
To the gentlemen in the room, thank you for stopping by. You may now move to the exits located at the back of the post. Your services (and anatomy) would be wasted on me. I am sure you are all
funny, handsome, emotionally available and extremely well hung. Unfortunately, none of those qualities would move the needle with me.
Now that 95% of the crowd has called me creative names, I can address any woman still reading. This is my attempt to connect with someone who, through no fault of their own, find themselves in a similar situation to my own. I am a 54yo married man who would like to start a discreet, online relationship with a daring woman who would be interested in an open dialog (and possible open robe) on every subject known to man/woman. Which means in my mind 75% about sex and 25% everything else. My wife is unaware and has not much interest in the subject.
Regarding the 75% interactions, I would like to have honest/real no judging conversations with a woman about subjects considered poor topics for casual conversations. I hope it would promote actual real honest answers to questions that seem to pop into my psyche more often than is probable healthy. Yes, I have been married for a long time and there are many woman that I talk to. But there is no one I could really ask intimate personnel questions that I have an interest in knowing, at least without being
subject to sidelong glances and being forever greeted with a sneering look of reproach because the woman found the questions offensive. I envision having real conversations revolving around "Do women realize when their nipples get excited and can be seen through their blouse?” “Is it usually involuntary or
voluntary?” I pride myself in still being able to Rise to the Occasion with a mental nudge. Do women have the same connection to “turn the girls on” with a thought? Not exactly something I would feel comfortable about discussing round the water cooler but I am genuinely interested. Conversation starters right in line with Plato I am guessing.
Are you an experienced online companion who enjoys getting to know a man and seeing if they hit it off? Perhaps you are a woman who has never interacted with a man online and would consider this
outside your comfort zone. You may be an executive who wants to let her hair down and are simply looking for someone to challenge her hoping someone will dare her to take the step. You may be someone just looking for someone to provide a little sexy magic a few unexpected times a week. You may be someone looking to find someone to provide a little spark that doesn’t exist. If you see yourself in any of these or if you think you want to try and experience one of these situations, now is a wonderful time to reach out.
Age (legal), nationality, location, attached or unattached not an issue. I am located North of Boston and would most likely be my chattiest around 9 or 10:00 in the evening. If you find yourself wanting to take a step off the sideline, I would like to take it with you.
I leave you with this, there is a fine line between daring and desperate. I hope I have danced on the edge enough to interest a woman who is similar to me, or interested in seeing if they are. As
Socrates once said "I create feelings in others that they themselves don't understand".
Drop me a line and I will respond. Nothing to lose but the occasional battle of wits.
BB
To the gentlemen in the room, thank you for stopping by. You may now move to the exits located at the back of the post. Your services (and anatomy) would be wasted on me. I am sure you are all
funny, handsome, emotionally available and extremely well hung. Unfortunately, none of those qualities would move the needle with me.
Now that 95% of the crowd has called me creative names, I can address any woman still reading. This is my attempt to connect with someone who, through no fault of their own, find themselves in a similar situation to my own. I am a 54yo married man who would like to start a discreet, online relationship with a daring woman who would be interested in an open dialog (and possible open robe) on every subject known to man/woman. Which means in my mind 75% about sex and 25% everything else. My wife is unaware and has not much interest in the subject.
Regarding the 75% interactions, I would like to have honest/real no judging conversations with a woman about subjects considered poor topics for casual conversations. I hope it would promote actual real honest answers to questions that seem to pop into my psyche more often than is probable healthy. Yes, I have been married for a long time and there are many woman that I talk to. But there is no one I could really ask intimate personnel questions that I have an interest in knowing, at least without being
subject to sidelong glances and being forever greeted with a sneering look of reproach because the woman found the questions offensive. I envision having real conversations revolving around "Do women realize when their nipples get excited and can be seen through their blouse?” “Is it usually involuntary or
voluntary?” I pride myself in still being able to Rise to the Occasion with a mental nudge. Do women have the same connection to “turn the girls on” with a thought? Not exactly something I would feel comfortable about discussing round the water cooler but I am genuinely interested. Conversation starters right in line with Plato I am guessing.
Are you an experienced online companion who enjoys getting to know a man and seeing if they hit it off? Perhaps you are a woman who has never interacted with a man online and would consider this
outside your comfort zone. You may be an executive who wants to let her hair down and are simply looking for someone to challenge her hoping someone will dare her to take the step. You may be someone just looking for someone to provide a little sexy magic a few unexpected times a week. You may be someone looking to find someone to provide a little spark that doesn’t exist. If you see yourself in any of these or if you think you want to try and experience one of these situations, now is a wonderful time to reach out.
Age (legal), nationality, location, attached or unattached not an issue. I am located North of Boston and would most likely be my chattiest around 9 or 10:00 in the evening. If you find yourself wanting to take a step off the sideline, I would like to take it with you.
I leave you with this, there is a fine line between daring and desperate. I hope I have danced on the edge enough to interest a woman who is similar to me, or interested in seeing if they are. As
Socrates once said "I create feelings in others that they themselves don't understand".
Drop me a line and I will respond. Nothing to lose but the occasional battle of wits.
BB
