Do you like it when your pocket buzzes?

Still lookong for a little girl.

Now that one drawn out filthy conversation has come to a close, it's time to find another.

Some daddys just need their little girl.

Are you out there?
 
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I think I've lost part of my mind from all the years of buzzing. Good thing I work for myself and don't test me. :D :D
 
I'm marking this down and holding you to that.

Why do I feel a world of trouble coming my way after you said that. I can imagine it already, trying to explain to my boss why I have a hitachi phone. Well you see, I know it's super infamous but the reason why I have it is it's super durable. Totally water proof as well.

Could you imagine, the phone having attachments! (The ultimate portable sex toy.
 
Why do I feel a world of trouble coming my way after you said that. I can imagine it already, trying to explain to my boss why I have a hitachi phone. Well you see, I know it's super infamous but the reason why I have it is it's super durable. Totally water proof as well.

Could you imagine, the phone having attachments! (The ultimate portable sex toy.

I think we're on to something here. You and I are going to be rich, I tell you, rich!
 
I think I've lost part of my mind from all the years of buzzing. Good thing I work for myself and don't test me. :D :D

I do wonder if and when you hear the faint buzzing do you get scared and wonder if you'll lose a part of it again.

I think we're on to something here. You and I are going to be rich, I tell you, rich!

Perhaps you just want arm/phone candy? I'm simply just a supporter. Actually could it be if the plan fails you'll throw me under the bus. lol. I will be no partner in a hitachi crime. Well maybe only in my room I will. :devil:
 
Perhaps you just want arm/phone candy? I'm simply just a supporter. Actually could it be if the plan fails you'll throw me under the bus. lol. I will be no partner in a hitachi crime. Well maybe only in my room I will. :devil:

Then you, my dear, will receive all the free apps you want.

You can come stay in my Zuckerberg-esque mansion whenever you like.
 
Then you, my dear, will receive all the free apps you want.

You can come stay in my Zuckerberg-esque mansion whenever you like.

I'm not sure I'd be satisfied. Will the free apps be for iphones or androids? Also demo versions don't count!

That works for me. I will come to your mansion, mooch off the wifi, download tons of things, maybe even do some seeding, and leave feeling accomplished.

Random note: I remember reading in a text book, man-shon (mansion) in Japanese translates to apartment. Who would have thought?
 
I'm not sure I'd be satisfied. Will the free apps be for iphones or androids? Also demo versions don't count!
The Hitachi will certainly be an android phone.


Random note: I remember reading in a text book, man-shon (mansion) in Japanese translates to apartment. Who would have thought?
Good thing I mentioned the Zuck then, right?
 
The Hitachi will certainly be an android phone.



Good thing I mentioned the Zuck then, right?

I can't imagine Apple taking on the Hitachi. I can see andriod working though. I doesn't take much to get the app on the market.

The Zuck part is exactly what made me connect the two. :D
 
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