Do you lick your lover's ass?

Uber Sparky

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Stick yer pink taste muscle up the old poop shoot?

Lap yer taste buds across that little brown ring?

Tip of the tongue - in the ole bung?

Do you?

I do - in a heart beat. Makes her squirm and groan.
 
Uber Sparky said:
Stick yer pink taste muscle up the old poop shoot?

Lap yer taste buds across that little brown ring?

Tip of the tongue - in the ole bung?

Do you?

I do - in a heart beat. Makes her squirm and groan.


EXIT ONLY!
 
Not me

I don't lick assholes. I don't! I don't! I don't!
;)
 
Since you ask...

My "first" was big into asses. So we did it recipricolly.

The guy I'm with now... His ass is a definite "exit only". So he's squirmish when it comes to mine, yet definitely intrigued by the idea of ass fucking. So he's gotten his fingers there sometimes; and we've started the act of ass fucking once or twice, but I'm never quite relaxed enough. Maybe when (if!) he's ever comfortable enough with my ass that he'd put his tongue there, then I'd be comfortable enough with his cock there. Hmm... There's something I just might point out to him.
 
Is there anything more erotic? Maybe. It's right up there though.
I just want to lick someone from behind now!!!
 
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Uber Sparky said:
Stick yer pink taste muscle up the old poop shoot?


Poop shoot might more accurately describe projectile diarrhea.
You are looking for people who want to stick their "pink taste muscle up the old poop chute?"

I do, on occasion. A little variety.
 
Re: Ahhhh....

Uber Sparky said:
yer probably just a Republican.

I'm republican...what has that got to do with anything?

Besides, I'm not running for office, and if I was, I would just say....


"I have sniffed at it, but didn't taste it....."


Yes, I do rim my woman....but only when it's really, really clean...I even help her clean it in the shower....:D
 
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