Do you know who I am?

Becca Btr N Btr

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Do you know who I am? No? Well dang that makes two of us!

Hi everyone, I have posted a few times now and I may be crazy but I think it is possible I am thought to be a flash in the pan type of Virgin! (LOL wondering if I still am a Virgin, we’ll go on the assumption that I am!)

I have not posted much as my Virginity states, but I have been talking in the Chat room since April 2000. I think I know some of you, am I right?

My real name is not Becca even though you all truly believed it to be…sorry for the deception!

I am 36 years old (for about a week more). I am married and have been for 17+ years, but been with my hubby 18+ years! In fact a strange little known fact is that November 8, 2000 was the day that I moved from not knowing my hubby for half of my life to knowing him for more than half my life! (Those totals being 6,753 days on both sides making my life 13,506 days long at that time. Yes I had help to figure out the numbers!)

I am also the mom of 5 kids. Girl 11 yrs. And four boys 8 yrs., 5 yrs., and twins that will be 2 in January.
I have 2-4 dogs. (have a litter of puppies and can’t decide if I am keeping one or two! I will let you all know when I do.) One cat that was a stray and we adopted a few months ago. (She is named after California Girl one of my sweet friends in Lit. Chat.) 3 rats (they are really amazing and fun pets) and one pigeon with a neurological problem that I took in in May of this year. I still don’t know if it is a she or he, but we usually say he…and his name is Sean! (after the cute little boy that came running up to my hubby and I asking if we knew anything about pigeons and could help…to which hubby quickly said no and I said YES!) Sean lives in the window sill of my bedroom and seems to rule the roost, whatever that is.

OK, are you getting some idea of who I am yet?

I added my information to the post “A Literotica Family Album” and there mentioned this fact. I just want to be honest and up front with you all and hope to prevent a possible problem you may notice about me. November 10, 1999 I had brain Surgery to remove an Accoustic Neuroma Brain Tumor. It was not cancerous. I am healing but the recovery is VERY SLOW! (2-3 years on average) I lost the hearing and balance in my right ear, so please type into the left. (laughing…) ok sorry, Some of the complications that I still struggle with are being confused about where I was, what I was thinking or saying, and following a point at times. I also have memory loss and it has no rhyme or reason to it. I may remember something important, something from this morning, whatever…or I may have no memory of it. The other possibility is you may be able to remind me and bring the event right back. I have gotten a lot besides friends, love and sex from chat here in Literotica, although I am not so sure any therapists would agree with my choice of therapy! Lucky for me that I don’t really care hu? I am nervous to try joining in here on the BB with all of you, but I really want to give it a try. I have several reasons such as needing the friendships, the help it may give in recovering more, a place I can talk a lot and be a smart ass hopefully getting away with it sometimes, and a very special reason is because of my love. I don’t want to be a name dropper and I really would like to wait and share the rest of this with you in a bit when my love is able to be here as well.

So for now you can sum this up and see if you think I could fit in here. Please always feel free to ask me anything. I am very open, and I will just say if I don’t want to answer your questions. I ask the same thing in a way of you…please tell me if you don’t want me to answer yours! LOL

Ok hitting the submit button now…and this will be out of my control and into your caring hands. Please type gently….oh and if anyone knows how to figure out the sex of my pigeon Sean do tell! Smiles!



[Edited by Becca Btr N Btr on 11-15-2000 at 10:15 PM]
 
Welcome!

I'm the BB's pregnoid and I bitch a lot. Ok, so I'm not that bad but I have my moments. Words of advice:

1. Ignore the trolls
2. Ignore me if I get snotty (It's the hormones)
3. Don't become a troll if you don't want to be flamed

And finally, have fun... that's what it's all about.
 
Welcome Becca! I love what you posted so far, I think you're going to fit in just fine.

Sorry, I don't know a thing about pigeons.
 
:) :) WELCOME!!!!:):)

You'll do fine,,, there isn't a race to reply,,, take your time,,, jump right on in with both feet,,, just don't land on me too hard :)
 
(Psst Becca, Slut boy is also the Panty Professor! He will be after yours very soon.)
 
Well Hi there love! Everyone, this is my love! <giggling> oh, and this is my love without his towel! <grabbing it and running around the BB!
 
Wow, thank you all for your welcomes! I am enjoying the posts very much. I appreciate the advice too!

I was really hoping that someone could tell me more ways to tell if Sean is a male or female. Slut_boy...was very impressed in your knowledge of telling Sean's sex! TY, and so far no eggs. My hopes for more ideas remain...

Read you all later!
 
Welcome sorry to be so late in posting I have been sitting in a daze watching Ezzy try and catch his towel.
 
You ain't gonna believe this but I know how to sex birds. It's a little known talent that I refuse to put on my resume'. Oh...and welcome to the sanitarium, Becca.

Here's what you'll need: A really sharp knife and plenty of alcohol. It's alway good to get pigeons liquored up before you mess with their privates.

Ok...really grab the bird with both hands around it so that it is cradled and it has to be facing you. Use your index finger to find it's pubic bone(near the butt hole) and run you finger along the pubic bone. Go from about three inches on either side of center. On a female, there will be a noticeable impression, like and upside down u and on the males, you will feel no impression. If you can't tell whether you got a girl cause the impression is little, it aint a girl. There has to be room for the eggs to exit the body.

Well now I'm gonna go wash my hands, that whole thing made me feel dirty! Let me know if this worked for your chicken, I mean Pigeon.
 
Wow, learn something new everyday. But you never said what the skarp knife was for. (I sure hope it's not for doing bodily harm to oneself after feeling up a chicken.) ;)
 
Hi Becca! Welcome to insanity! *grin* Oh, I am Texas Lady in the chat room. Just shy over here *waving*

hmmm thankful i don't have a bird now! lol
But i have a sharp knife!
 
OH COOL! Ambrosious? I am really hoping this is not a welcome you Virgin joke! LMAO!

I have another queston..... did you mean to press like right above the butthole to feel if there is an indention or space there? or above that towards the head and feel the rim of the pubic bone and it should feel like a "frown" shape and not say more straight across?

This is so funny and also very exciting! TY for the facts!
 
Toward the head, feel the bone for an indention. Actually, if you have the bird in an upright position, you can't miss it. It's the only major bone back there. Then when you're done, you can feel it's butthole. It won't tell you anything about its sex, some birds just enjoy it!
 
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