Do you have to have an "H" to get trolled?

Let's see...a lesbian story with an "E." Can't think what would be troll-worthy about that. The idea that he (let's be real here) actually read all 17 pages is, of course, preposterous. The idea that he read the first paragraph is preposterous. "Here's my chance," says he, "to slam a lesbian story that the editors have already singled out for me! Which page is the voting on?" I'm not sure the eds. really did you any favors on this one. Nice "E" though.
 
Never had an E but what I hear from others is that an E is to trolls what chum is to sharks. Draws their attention and starts a feeding frenzy.

:eek:

I was just imaging what an E would do to a Loving Wives story. :D
 
mismused said:
jomar: I can say with certainty, "Oh hell no!"

No? You don't think it needs an H before they dissect you multiple times on the guillotone? That's never happened before. Did this happen to you? :confused:

WHAT? I'm the only one??? :eek:
 
I've had poems where either the first or second vote was a "1." :D

But poems on Lit are strange animals.
 
rgraham666 said:
Never had an E but what I hear from others is that an E is to trolls what chum is to sharks. Draws their attention and starts a feeding frenzy.

:eek:

I was just imaging what an E would do to a Loving Wives story. :D
:D An E in Loving Wives would be like a stick of dynamite up and elephants ass.... shit everywhere....

Congrats on the E

The only requirement to get trolled is to post a story....... :rolleyes:
 
mismused said:
Damn! I think I hate "E"s. :D First one ever. But maybe what another said is correct, and 17 pages is just too much, and it wasn't daddy getting his comeuppence on page 15, or so. Can I make them take the E back?
Nope, you're stuck with it..... ;) :D
 
mismused said:
Damn! I think I hate "E"s. :D First one ever. But maybe what another said is correct, and 17 pages is just too much, and it wasn't daddy getting his comeuppence on page 15, or so. Can I make them take the E back?

I'm not sure it matters now. It was the E that put you at the top of the new stories on the 31st, and attracted the troll(s). Now, unless you get, for example, to the top of the lesbian stories list, it's unlikely that he, or any other troll, will find you again. I don't think they go out affirmatively hunting the E's; it's just that once things come within their gunsights, bang, down you go. I don't think the story length did it either, although it probably pissed him off even more that it took him a couple of extra clicks to get to the end of the story.
 
mismused said:
Thanks - I think.

I've never been trolled until I had the requisite H at the tenth vote, then my head was loped off (as usually happens, huh?), but just a story? *Gulp!* That's horrible!
When the first two votes are 1's, you know you're in trouble..... The story has a 4.5 as of now but it took two years to recover..... :eek:

assholes..... They know who they are and do this to almost every story in reluctant that even hints at rape.... Mine didn't, in fact, she raped him but they didn't read it all.... tiny minds always find a way.....
 
mismused said:
Oh, bad, bad girls! Girls never rape. How dare you, you-you-you :D
It didn't start out that way, but it sure ended up there, big time...... me-me-me.... :D

Also it was the most edited story I had ever done. I hate editing and worked my ass off to get it just right, according to my editor.... Then some dummy has to stuff it in the toilet..... :rolleyes:
 
mismused said:
Editing is nice, especially if it's cause you thought of more hot and salacious goodies to add, or make it juicier. I love it when I begin to salivate over and over again, and get so wet. Damn, I love my girls. :D

[size=+2]MEDIC! FIREHOSE!
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I'm sure you view self-editing as well all do, as a chance to improve your work with just the perfectly nuanced turn of phrase.
 
TxRadThe only requirement to get trolled is to post a story....... :rolleyes:[/QUOTE said:
Yes, as TxRad states, Literotica trolls are full service trolls. You don't need to have an H or and E to get trolled. It helps to have an H or and E to get trolled, but it is not necessary.
 
Try getting trolled on your gender

mismused said:
*Sigh!* What's a writer of sweet, hot lesbian stories to do? :confused: :eek: :rolleyes:

There's a whole sub-category of women that won't read any thing in Lesbian Sex written by a male.
 
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