Do you have shitty neighbors?

Betticus

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http://rottenneighbor.com/

You can rat them out on this website. Or if you are thinking of moving into a neighborhood you can see if their neighbors have ratted them out for something.

Kinda like that don't date him girl website.
 
OMG. . .did you know you're on there, Bett?:eek::eek:

Yeah, my neighbors are pissed because I do yardwork in the summertime in nothing but jackboots and tight jeans and then take breaks to pour a bucket of water over my head and let it run all over my body, cooling daddy down for more work. I also shake my head and some of the water sprays off, catching glints of the sunlight and reflecting it which draws attention to my golden tan and massive, powerful pecs.

It's not my fault that my neighbors are weird. :mad:
 
Yeah, my neighbors are pissed because I do yardwork in the summertime in nothing but jackboots and tight jeans and then take breaks to pour a bucket of water over my head and let it run all over my body, cooling daddy down for more work. I also shake my head and some of the water sprays off, catching glints of the sunlight and reflecting it which draws attention to my golden tan and massive, powerful pecs.

*fans self*

Let me know when they move.:D
 
<---------------- look at mah figs! :rose: :cool: :heart: :D

I know. . .I just want to be the nosey neighbor who watches to make sure you do all your yardwork the right way. . .:devil:and maybe film it and sell it to others who are willing to pay
 
I know. . .I just want to be the nosey neighbor who watches to make sure you do all your yardwork the right way. . .:devil:and maybe film it and sell it to others who are willing to pay

One of these days I'm going to get a great big pitcher, a little table and a cooler full of ice. Then I'm gonna set the table up in my front yard and put a little beach umbrella over it and a lounge chair. Then I'm going to make a great big pitcher of fresh lemonade and settle that pitcher into a big punchbowl full of ice and set out a couple of glasses. Then I'm going to get my lil girl Dani and have her kick back in that lounge with some cool sunglasses and a big floppy hat and some of that white stuff on her lil nose that lifeguards use. She will sip fresh lemonade while I do yardwork in the heat and get all sweaty and I'll make forays over to the lemonade stand to sip on the fresh, iced, sweet goodness of the lemons and the ade. While there I'll mack on Dani in the most retarded ways till she giggles herself to distraction. Then I'll do some more yardwork and get all nasty and dirty and sweaty and finally she will not be able to take it anymore and she will draw her daddy a nice, hot bath with lots of soapy bubbles and candles and she will help me take a bath. You know, scrub mah back and make sure I scrub behind the ears and brush my teeth.

Then we will put on a movie and we'll snuggle. :heart:
 
Yeah, my neighbors are pissed because I do yardwork in the summertime in nothing but jackboots and tight jeans and then take breaks to pour a bucket of water over my head and let it run all over my body, cooling daddy down for more work. I also shake my head and some of the water sprays off, catching glints of the sunlight and reflecting it which draws attention to my golden tan and massive, powerful pecs.

It's not my fault that my neighbors are weird. :mad:

Whew!

Man I wish you were MY neighbor...
 
Whew!

Man I wish you were MY neighbor...


Ummm...me too! I love my neighbors, truly I do, but none of the men on my street looks all that good with shirts off and doing the sexy, sweaty thing. Of course, Betticus, I am assuming I can take your word that you look good doing your sweaty happy dance.... (pics might help) :rose:

On another note, I'm so glad that damn satellite does re-dos; the last time I saw our house on google maps they had apparently snapped the picture during the 15 minutes that our pool was as green as the grass. Couldn't even tell we had a pool (and I don't know many homes in the Phoenix area without a pool). I was so happy to see blue in our backyard! :D
 
My neighbors are ok - their kids run up and down the hallway all night, and they drop things at the weirdest hours, but other than that they're fine.
 
I posted about mine.

Mostly it's their kids. Malin and I feel they're just trying to scare us out so another family member can move in (their brother moved in to the house on the other side of us). Their kids leave glass bottles in our driveway, have broken the windows in our living room and usually ask us every time they see us if we'll sell them one of our cats - making me terrified of what will happen if god forbid one of our cats gets outside...
 
I was outside on my balcony with a friend who is a smoker. My neighbor below me actually came outside and sprayed lysol up into the air at us - in the middle of january.
 
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