Do you have a curved penis?

[Doom_Guy]

For some men, curved penises are such a problem that intercourse is impossible.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

No, but if that changes I'll edit my post.

 

[pissaladiere]

it's in the shape of a lightning bolt

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I want one with a slight curve and a swivel function, so I can choose whether to shoot my jizz back over my shoulder or spray it across the face of a groveling minion.

 

[JimmyDeez]

I have a slight upward curve.

 

[Doom_Guy]

I have a very slight curve but it is barely noticeable and doesn't cause any problem.

 

[Adjudicator]

Yes, slightly curved upward. It helps with g spot stimulation, I've learned.

 

[Miasorrow]

I have voted. Guess.

 

[pensivepoet]

Mine looks like a hammerhead shark. The surgery was expensive but women like it.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I'm guessing Mia voted yes. Am I right?

I bet pen gets lots of requests from his lady friends to be pounded with his hammer.

 

[Wrong Element]

For some men, curved penises are such a problem that intercourse is impossible.

I doubt that's the reason you're finding intercourse impossible.

 

[Rachel_X]

I doubt that's the reason you're finding intercourse impossible.

It might be if it curves like a ram's horn.

 

[lemonbread]

I once knew a guy who's penis was so curved to one side, he had to stand at an angle to pee.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I used to have one... but we don't date anymore.

 

[Sunshine]

For some men, curved penises are such a problem that intercourse is impossible.

No but I had a boyfriend with a giant curved penis. It felt good from behind but if he was on top, it felt like he was massaging my colon. That thing was so thick....

 

[pensivepoet]

I'm guessing Mia voted yes. Am I right?

I bet pen gets lots of requests from his lady friends to be pounded with his hammer.

Unfortunately, one of the side effects of the surgery is that it only gets hard if the music from Jaws is playing.

 

[NorCalCumCannon]

Mine has a decent but not huge curve. Women love it

 

[about_average]

https://www.smartsign.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Image-2-11.gif

gives new meaning to the term trouser snake

 

[lawlessmurf69]

im curved to the left

 

[pete]

i'm disappointed by this poll, was hoping to see many more options including direction, angle, slope, etc.

you can do better, mike.

 

[Miasorrow]

I'm guessing Mia voted yes. Am I right?

I bet pen gets lots of requests from his lady friends to be pounded with his hammer.

Sorry to disappoint. I voted No.
But I am often thinking about how it would feel to have a damn straight one..

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Mine has a decent but not huge curve. Women love it

Needs some fur.

Sorry to disappoint. I voted No.
But I am often thinking about how it would feel to have a damn straight one..

Penis envy? i can relate.