Do You Exist??

[varsity5]

I'm a married man and the fun is gone. Looking to find a married woman in the same position to have an e-mail affair POSSIBLY leading to a REAL affair. There are a few catches:
1. You must be married.
2. You must be willing to talk about sex.
3. You must have a good sense of humor.
4. Your height should be in proportion to your weight.
5. A good speller is a plus.
6. Living in NJ would be nice.
7. Non smoker, no tattoos.
8. You must be willing to fill a shoebox full of fifties and mail it to a PO box in Arkansas. (Just kidding)
9. You must be willing to talk about sex.

 

[LorriLove]

hiya love

i think i just realised why you're bored with marriage honey, don't expect much of a woman do you??????? giggle.

 

[voyeuristical]

since when?

Wow, bold words. Since when do us guys get to call all those shots? You HAVE to tell us if you score with this thread. It would go down as the greatest coup in history.

 

[varsity5]

I know these are EXTREME requests, yeah right. There HAS to be someone out there.