northerner31
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- Oct 11, 2014
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Do "you" exist? You, as in, the person I am seeking?
1) You can write intelligently, and might give me a run for my money on Words With Friends
2) On the exterior you appear quite normal, some might even say reserved...but on the inside, if people only knew what illicit thoughts run through that head of yours!
3) You have a little bit of that "when in Rome" mentality. E.g. You're vacationing in say, Rome, and your significant other suggests a trip to a nude beach, you surprise him by being open to trying it.
4) You value being active. Let's face it, the stereotype for people hanging out online is that they're, you know, "indoor" types not prone to staying fit and active. You defy this stereotype.
5) You're female. I would think that's implied from the rest of this post, but past experience has taught me you can never be too clear.
6) You're a chatter. I admit it, I like IM'ing...I like the flirtatious banter, the nervous anticipation of what kind of response you receive when you disclose some lurid secret about yourself.
7) You'd be at least open to sharing photos, voice chatting, or something akin to that if there ends up being a rapport between us.
8) You like seafood. Yeah, I know this is random to throw in, but it's relevant. I've noticed a trend in my life. Those who categorically reject seafood tend to be kind of....dull. It's true!
Now if you've gone 7 for 7 so far but you really hate fish and crab, and think shrimp are the cockroaches of the sea, I guess I still want to hear from you. But only to convince you that you're wrong about seafood...and maybe to also ask you about that time you went topless in Rome.
So who's out there?
1) You can write intelligently, and might give me a run for my money on Words With Friends
2) On the exterior you appear quite normal, some might even say reserved...but on the inside, if people only knew what illicit thoughts run through that head of yours!
3) You have a little bit of that "when in Rome" mentality. E.g. You're vacationing in say, Rome, and your significant other suggests a trip to a nude beach, you surprise him by being open to trying it.
4) You value being active. Let's face it, the stereotype for people hanging out online is that they're, you know, "indoor" types not prone to staying fit and active. You defy this stereotype.
5) You're female. I would think that's implied from the rest of this post, but past experience has taught me you can never be too clear.
6) You're a chatter. I admit it, I like IM'ing...I like the flirtatious banter, the nervous anticipation of what kind of response you receive when you disclose some lurid secret about yourself.
7) You'd be at least open to sharing photos, voice chatting, or something akin to that if there ends up being a rapport between us.
8) You like seafood. Yeah, I know this is random to throw in, but it's relevant. I've noticed a trend in my life. Those who categorically reject seafood tend to be kind of....dull. It's true!
Now if you've gone 7 for 7 so far but you really hate fish and crab, and think shrimp are the cockroaches of the sea, I guess I still want to hear from you. But only to convince you that you're wrong about seafood...and maybe to also ask you about that time you went topless in Rome.
So who's out there?
