Do you Ever?

[TN_Vixen]

Picture people naked? I do it all the time. Last night I was standing behind this old guy at the convenient store and pictured him sitting in a chair naked watching a porn flick with his cock in his hand.

Watching football games I think "Damn, that's a lot of cock" heh
Picture them all running around on the field butt naked and hiking the ball. whee!

At the rec center last night at my son's basketball practice I pictured having sex with the rec director. He had a very distinct bulge in the front of his jeans.

Ok, maybe this isn't normal?

 

[InSaNe]

I find myself doing that with women all the time. I think its just my way of something to do so if its wierd that makes two of us

 

[juicylips]

You are very normal!!!

I do this all the time too, and felt perverted..

Sporting events always have me looking in the wrong places.

Football, baseball.. I use to like basketball, but now they were those baggy shorts... sigh

Tight jeans are out too, so it sometimes is difficult to look and lust

Cassidy

 

[Guest]

I do it. Man, would I enjoy some x-ray vision.

 

[InSaNe]

I do it. Man, would I enjoy some x-ray vision.

Wouldn't we all

 

[Bob Peale]

With my mind, I have a hard time thinking about people NON-sexually

 

[InSaNe]

With my mind, I have a hard time thinking about people NON-sexually

Yes aren't Dirty minds the best

 

[Bob Peale]

I wouldn't know..I don't have anything else to compare it with

Sometimes I go back and read my stories and they scare ME

 

[The Nitelight]

Yes.
But only women.






Honest.........

 

[TN_Vixen]

It happens at the most disturbing times too

Like during a sales meeting...
grocery shopping...
Even at the drive-through

Maybe it is symptomatic of a lack of sex?

or..... maybe I'm just a insatiable nympho freak?

 

[InSaNe]

Sometimes I go back and read my stories and they scare ME

You probably have a horny little guy in your head that takes over from time to time for me its a horny little guy that took over about 8 years ago

 

[Elizabeth]

Yes, I do all the time. Men and women. X-ray vision would be awesome, but, I'd never get anything accomplished.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Totally normal TN... at least, coming from someone who spends an inordinate amount of time on a porn site, I'm not sure how comforting that is.

I do it too. Every guy who comes into the convenience store where I work gets a thorough once over... sometimes two or three of 'em. And the fantasy life is rich indeed.

 

[darrenfate]

Hey-

Wow, its so great to know that all of you women do this too! Another stereotype bites the dust. America is way more sexual than we all were told. Damn! Thanks for starting this thread! The fact is that we can all almost visualize bodies already!

TN, its me in that sales meeting, thinking I'm being discrete when your attention is elsewhere, raking your body with my eyes. Hoping not to get caught by you, its so not PC these days to stare lustfully. I am compelled by your magnetic beauty, I simply must.

I can see all your curves, I know the exact shape of your breasts. On good days, I can see the size and texture of your nipples. And then, when you turn around, Mmmm now that is an ass to die for.
In the future I'll be more overtly shameless in my admiration of you.

Just giving you some food for thought the next time you go to our sales meeting, blame me when you get hot for no "business" reason!

D

 

[BlondeBeauty]

Hah! Like I'm ever naughty...

 

[miles]

TV

Maybe it is symptomatic of a lack of sex?

Is that all you ever think about?

It's all I ever think about.

 

[InSaNe]

Ditto

 

[chanaud]

I do it all the time!

Don't you hate it when that person catches you looking at him/her and they give you that knowing smile?

 

[XXplorher]

Picture people naked? I do it all the time. Last night I was standing behind this old guy at the convenient store and pictured him sitting in a chair naked watching a porn flick with his cock in his hand.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, LMAO!! That’s hilarious…. Normally, when I choose someone to use the x-ray vision on - I stay away from old people in rocking chairs. LOL

Watching football games I think "Damn, that's a lot of cock" heh
Picture them all running around on the field butt naked and hiking the ball. whee!

At the rec center last night at my son's basketball practice I pictured having sex with the rec director. He had a very distinct bulge in the front of his jeans.

Ok, maybe this isn't normal?

Let's put it this way: That kind of libido is having the EXACT effect on my pants - that just might get you thinking...
I applaude it. With 3 hands *grin*

 

[HARDKOREBJ]

tn vixen

i do sometimes.it would be weird at work.there are more important things than sex.

 

[TN_Vixen]

gasp!

there is NOTHING more important than sex. Err, well maybe money - yeah, like that big case I just closed and how much $$$ that will bring in. heh. That's pretty important, yes.

darrenfate: Thank you very much for your comments. I do realize that men do that often in the business meetings. I catch them staring at my breasts all the time - or my legs even when I'm wearing a knee-length skirt. BUT now that I have your running dialogue in the back of my head that will most definitely cause me to pause.

Especially the comments about my nipples. They are often hard and the blouses I wear make them pretty damn conspicuous. I'm going to be paranoid as hell now. heh

miles: Yes, it is all I ever think about.

chanaud: I blush furiously when caught. lol

XXplorher a/k/a psycho twat: ha! That was Dixon's name for you 'member? Listen, I didn't will the image on the old dude. I wasn't too happy with the gray pubic hair and all either, don't know why my imagination took off on him, but hey.. my visual antics apparently aren't too selective.

But the rec guy... whew damn! Safe bet to say I'll make every practice. ;-)

 

[XXplorher]

Re: gasp!

XXplorher a/k/a psycho twat: ha! That was Dixon's name for you 'member?

Yup. Does that mean I'm a Hermaphrodite?


Listen, I didn't will the image on the old dude. I wasn't too happy with the gray pubic hair and all either, don't know why my imagination took off on him, but hey.. my visual antics apparently aren't too selective.


You're out of control, woman. Wanton for elderly people with phalic canes!! Hehehehe heh


But the rec guy... whew damn! Safe bet to say I'll make every practice. ;-)


Big balls, eh? ; )

 

[MacCortz]

Re: You are very normal!!!

I do this all the time too, and felt perverted..

Sporting events always have me looking in the wrong places.

Football, baseball.. I use to like basketball, but now they were those baggy shorts... sigh

Tight jeans are out too, so it sometimes is difficult to look and lust

Cassidy

Cassidy, you do this and feel perverted because you are perverted. Just one of those things that soooo desirable.

 

[Barb Dwyer]

Don't you hate it when that person catches you looking at him/her and they give you that knowing smile?

Not at all! That is the best part. Getting 'discovered'.

A friend of mine is very shy and will only look at a man if she is hidden by her hand or hair. I, on the other hand, stare blatantly, smile and wink. Of course, it ends up looking like I have something in my eye!

TV, I do it all the time, too. In fact, I am picturing everyone on the board naked right now!

 

[Renegade]

Yes.
But only women.






Honest.........

*snickers*