Do you ever

[shit4brains]

count the turds before you flush?

 

[shadowsource]

Always

No, Never. Whatever.

 

[Harry Ballz]

They are usually so randomly scattered that would be an impossiblity...different sizes and all

 

[Bob Peale]

You mean the number changes after expulsion? I mean, you're kind of aware at the time of creation, aren't you?

 

[Boomer]

I was never very good in algebra

 

[El Toro]

No

But I've always felt proud of myself after a two flusher..It gives you a real feeling of accomplishment..

 

[Gringo]

Al Einstein thought he had devised a formula for turd counting, but it was just the theory of relativity--

 

[OUTSIDER]

Mmmmm I tend to just give them marks out of ten for style and performance, and "then" flush them

 

[Barb Dwyer]

No, but I do wave a fond farewell and bid them adieu on their journey.

And, Bob Peale and Outsider.....your answers actually induced a real, honest-to-goodness belly laugh!

Furthermore, I had no idea until after reading this thread, that it was possible for me to expel liquid from 3 different bodily openings simultaneously!

 

[Bob Peale]

And, Bob Peale and Outsider.....your answers actually induced a real, honest-to-goodness belly laugh!

*looking indignant*

And this is different from normal how?

 

[GuyJD]

COUNT THEM?

Hell, I sometimes put them in order according to size before flushing. This prevents sewage back ups. I saw that on the Martha Stewart's show once.

 

[Cheyenne]

No, but I do wave a fond farewell and bid them adieu on their journey.

My niece did that as she was potty training. Of course, she wanted EVERYONE to come see and wave good bye with her!

 

[OUTSIDER]

Furthermore, I had no idea until after reading this thread, that it was possible for me to expel liquid from 3 different bodily openings simultaneously!

You know there are people who will pay good money to watch you do that................I'll be right over with the camcorder

 

[Bob Peale]

You know there are people who will pay good money to watch you do that................I'll be right over with the camcorder

Wait for me!

 

[OUTSIDER]

Wait for me!

Fuck man bring some beer and we got us a party

 

[Harry Ballz]

Counting turds, yet another thread

that is too profound for my intellectual capabilities.