Do you ever yonder...................

[ms_ann_thrope]

..................What Mike Yates is like in the sac?

 

[pointless]

it's time to cut back on the booze, kiddo.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Smallish cock. Crew cut. Hairy balls.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

it's time to cut back on the booze, kiddo.

Ice tea for me and a Yates sandwich.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I think he's a virgin, so...

 

[ElijaRDC]

..................What Mike Yates is like in the sac?

Cancerous, we hope.

 

[sweepthefloor]

The kind of fuck you hope is from behind, so there is a chance of getting away. He is probably a rough hard fucker.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Mike is a virgin. He told me.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I doubt it.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Think he is a rapist then?

 

[sweepthefloor]

I have no idea.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I say we get Pink to have sex with him and report back.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

No...

 

[smoothg103rd]

He's a virgin. Celebrity stalkers tends to be. Pussy will make him forget about her.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

He looks good.

http://images.rapgenius.com/aae99ab52d74078b428fda7eb7086e52.610x257x1.jpg

 

[smoothg103rd]

I say we get Pink to have sex with him and report back.

Do you know how thick Pink is? Do you see how many curves she have? She is way too much women for Mike. Pink body is the shit. Mike couldn't handle that.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

No...

There is an almost statistically next to zero chance that he is really a hot chick...like winning the lottery. But you can't win if you don't play...at least by that statistical whisker.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Do you know how thick Pink is? Do you see how many curves she have? She is way too much women for Mike. Pink body is the shit. Mike couldn't handle that.

But I think we could talk her into it.

 

[MNGuy]

Mike lasts a minute prone masturbating in his pillows. As a result he has TMS - Traumatic Masturabatory Syndrome.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Mike lasts a minute prone masturbating in his pillows. As a result he has TMS - Traumatic Masturabatory Syndrome.

The prone on the pillows is my masturbation station.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Yonder....HA.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Mike lasts a minute phone masturbating in his pillows. As a result he has TMS - Traumatic Masturabatory Syndrome.

The phone on the pillows is my masturbation station.

http://img.memecdn.com/Phone-Sex_o_124190.jpg