Do you ever wonder?

[BuckyDuckman]

Celebs are still real people, too. They jerk-off, fantasize, and worry about paying their bills, too. Sure, the uber big stars may have many more zeroes behind their numbers, but staring down a $1000 bill or a $10,000 bill doesn't make worrying about how to pay it any better. Most movie actors spend lots of time unemployed reading scripts and worrying when another one worth doing will show up.

Does celebrity bring more options? In general, yes. And the more recognizable the star, the more options that remain for them to whore themselves out. Otherwise, most have an image they need to manage and an entourage who expect to get paid. Where we see the endless opportunities brought on by fame and fortune, they often see endless little nuisances most of us don't take the time to imagine.

So yeah, why shouldn't they be spanking the monkey or rocking the man in the boat to some hot stories on Lit? It's probably one of the safest things for them to do.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

Celebs are still real people, too. They jerk-off, fantasize, and worry about paying their bills, too. Sure, the uber big stars may have many more zeroes behind their numbers, but staring down a $1000 bill or a $10,000 bill doesn't make worrying about how to pay it any better. Most movie actors spend lots of time unemployed reading scripts and worrying when another one worth doing will show up.

Does celebrity bring more options? In general, yes. And the more recognizable the star, the more options that remain for them to whore themselves out. Otherwise, most have an image they need to manage and an entourage who expect to get paid. Where we see the endless opportunities brought on by fame and fortune, they often see endless little nuisances most of us don't take the time to imagine.

So yeah, why shouldn't they be spanking the monkey or rocking the man in the boat to some hot stories on Lit? It's probably one of the safest things for them to do.

CITATIONS! For the REAL PEOPLE claim.

 

[Desiremakesmeweak]

I've met Robert De Niro (among a few well-known people) but the reason I mention him is because he was easily one of the most genuinely open, warm, friendly and just plain feet-on-the-ground nice people I have ever met.

I've met and unfortunately KNOW some real fucking looney toons celebrities as well though - and they are TOTALLY different without a script in their hands. Chain-smoking, nervy, gibberish talking, patchy-skinned, I dunno - I could go on. Some of the biggest actors you know are goddamned simpletons. I mean REALLY simple-minded children. People talk about being possessed by demons and spirits and disembodied aliens and so on... Yup. I can believe it about some of these people.

There are a couple of top top topline singers/performers who you just plain WOULD NOT believe could get on a stage and be in front of a dead cat for an audience. They are so nervy the producers have sand boxes for them at the side of the stage for them to throw up into before they go on. And then, the lights go on, the curtain goes up and - who the fuck is this??! Unrecognizable compared with what's there off-set/off-stage.

 

[TxRad]

Not much different than Lit, in other words.