Do you - "Attempt to be Sporty?"

Hey Sport? How do you attempt to be sporty?

  • I drive an SUV. It's real sporty with the kids in the back

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • I drive a sports car. It's real sporty but doesn't get me laid.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • I ride a motorcycle. It's pure suicide stupidity and a waste of cash.

    Votes: 2 11.1%
  • I work out. I love to smell my own sweat.

    Votes: 1 5.6%
  • I climb rocks. Just to where the helmet.

    Votes: 1 5.6%
  • I run rapids. I alieviates my rape trauma.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • I'm a bicycle nerd. I love hard, black things sticking in my ass.

    Votes: 1 5.6%
  • I adorn myself with jock-like clothing. Especially gold chains.

    Votes: 1 5.6%
  • I don't attempt to be sporty - I am sporty. And my hard dick/wet pussy proves it.

    Votes: 2 11.1%
  • I don't attempt to be sporty - I eat, watch TV and go on the board..

    Votes: 10 55.6%

  • Total voters
    18
  • Poll closed .
I guess I am the only cocky one here today, is that freudian? lol, I crack myself up sometimes...........That is freudian too. damn......Somebody stop me.:D
 
Dammit, where's other????

I'm a professional football player. Well. If we ever manage to get a full team together, that is.
 
Nope, I hate 'sports' I don't excerise except for running around my work place, or walking to the store to get a nice candy bar. :D

I eat a ton of junk food too.....

Mmm dorritos, damn what a great breakfast :)
 
Hey Sport!

What's the deal with sportcoats?

You can't even play frisbee very well with them.

Should you drink a sportshake with your sportcoat on, or is that way too sporty?

Sport overload.
 
Mistress said:
Nope, I hate 'sports' I don't excerise except for running around my work place, or walking to the store to get a nice candy bar. :D

I eat a ton of junk food too.....

Mmm dorritos, damn what a great breakfast :)

A woman after my own heart! :)
 
Used to do water polo in my competitive swimming days.

Of course I also played Marco Polo, does that count?
 
Now Chicken?!!!

That's sporty!

Just look at Col. Sander's!

A find example of a sportsman.

Sport coat and all.
 
Re: not Dorritos!

*bratcat* said:


Cold pizza all the way, baby!!

Awww, I dont have any pizza or else I would...though I do have a roll of raw chocolate chip cookie dough in the fridge :)
 
Are smoking pot and drinking coffee sports? God, I hope I picked the right answer....
 
My favourite is Old Spice.

Damnit, Sparky, I thought this was a thread about the Spice Girls!:p
 
I'll be honest, I have no life. I sit, watch T.V., eat, then get on the boards. Oh yea, the ocasionall beer and cigarette come in every once in awhile........
 
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