Do women like guys with big testicles?

[Canky_at_18]

Ladies, would you date a man with testicles as big as tennis balls? Would you date a man with testicles as big as a cantaloupe?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I never cared for cantaloupe.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Cucumber_lover]

Joe Biden said, "having been a receiver, I prefer a soft ball." So one can assume that old Joe has tender buttocks.

#onlyahomowouldassumethat

 

[eyer]

Ladies, would you date a man with testicles as big as tennis balls? Would you date a man with testicles as big as a cantaloupe?

The lady in me has always preferred my men to have testicles as big as Tyrannosauruses...

...I'm old-school that way.

 

[Lord Pmann]

The lady in me has always preferred my men to have testicles as big as Tyrannosauruses...

...I'm old-school that way.

I think that's a primal thing, wanting a guy to have big meaty clackers. I can't think of any other reason.

 

[Sean]

Joe Biden said, "having been a receiver, I prefer a soft ball." So one can assume that old Joe has tender buttocks.

You just can't help yourself, can you?

 

[unregistered]

 

[Aquagal]

I think that's a primal thing, wanting a guy to have big meaty clackers. I can't think of any other reason.

Are you even old enough to know what clackers are...or were?

 

[eyer]

I think that's a primal thing, wanting a guy to have big meaty clackers. I can't think of any other reason.

Actually, for me, preferring men who have Tyrannosaurus-sized testicles is a spiritual thing...

...and when I post "spiritual", I don't mean in any religious sense whatsoever, and certainly not akin to your "big meat clackers" preference.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Yeah, I don't know what a clacker is.

 

[Aquagal]

Clackers

I remember whacking many elbows with those.

My clackers hung lower than those though.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Are you even old enough to know what clackers are...or were?

While I'm young and delightfully spry, I have not lived in a cave my whole life. I even know what "playing outside" means.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Oh yeah, we used to throw those at the neighbor kids ankles.

 

[Aquagal]

While I'm young and delightfully spry, I have not lived in a cave my whole life. I even know what "playing outside" means.

Sometimes "playing inside" is more fun.

Oh yeah, we used to throw those at the neighbor kids ankles.

Were you mean as a kid, Ann?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Sometimes "playing inside" is more fun.



Were you mean as a kid, Ann?

It takes a lifetime to develop skills like these.

 

[eyer]

Were you mean as a kid, Ann?

There was a year-older neighborhood kid who once took us youngsters on a neighborhood field trip to observe the result, the remains really, of what he found fun:

Sticking an M80 up a cat's butt and lighting it.

With such a "mean" standard set for me so young...

...I've never yet - so far - came close to even worrying about matching it.