Do We Still Do 500th Post Parties Around Here?

[Havocman]

How About For Us Old Timers?

Well folks, 14 months registered here and I finally made it to 500. Pretty sad I guess when I see the way that some of you soared right past me this last summer...but that's cool with me, some of you just had a hell of a lot more to say about things than I did, and I did leave there for awhile as RL demands just seemed to sap my online time away.

But I have made it now...finally I have the number of posts to be a "Guru" although I know the handle over there won't change, I'll be a moderator until I reach my millenial mark...which should be sometime around March 2002 at the rate it took to me get here...LOL

But that's way off in the future, right now it's party time...so let's go, everyone's invited, even the lurkers and newbies...bring on the tunes, the booze and the dancing women...I've made it to 500 and I'm ready to party...

Stand back, I feel it's time to unleash the Havoc version of the Potent Power Pelvis Dance that Xander taught me so long ago...

http://www.planetgif.dabsol.co.uk/Gifs/Rude/surprise.gif
HAVOC IN DA HOUSE!!!

Havoc the New Age Oldtime Guru

 

[Nicole]

CONGRATS babe, well done, it only took you what? 14 and a half months

I only hope the next 500 don’t take you as long, although I have a feeling they will (no I didn’t stick my tongue out at you)

Okay, I brought beer and wine, Music, chips and ME and I just wanted to give our newest Guru a kiss and a hug ……… I’ll give you more when everyone goes home

Lets P.A.R.T.Y. and have us some fun.

P.S. I love you gorgeous Congratulations Kisses Hugs and Humps (hehehehe)

 

[Siren]

For you Havocman,.....anything, Party, Booze, Girls, anything..,...

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

WOOOOHOOOOOO!

It's about time! Congrats! Time to pop all that beer I have been saving for this party.

Ok now bend over cause guru whippings will be issued!

 

[WriterDom]

Congrats, still searching for an island and gathering up my slaves

 

[Rosebud]

Don't get used to three women beating me to you....not gonna happen in real life babe....You did say that this was a topless party didn't you...
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Love you babe...took you at least 10 years to get to 500...let's see if you can catch me...catch me and it is anything goes...how's that for a challenge

 

[Earthmuffin]

Congratulations!

Beer? Dancing? I'll be happy to help ya celebrate!

 

[Siren]

Not to worry Rosey.........

 

[Nicole]

Love you babe...took you at least 10 years to get to 500...let's see if you can catch me...catch me and it is anything goes...how's that for a challenge

Havoc Hon, THAT sounds like a challenge to me

Go Rosie Go Rosie Go Rosie.

 

[Havocman]

First of all...

Rosie, Nicole

I love you both...but you are both part of the reason why it's taken me so long to get to 500, and you both know it...LOL...let's party ladies, Nicole come pour the wine on me, and Rosie bring them floatation devices over here I might need 'em to keep from drowning...I love you both...*Mwah, Mwah* One for each of you...and Yes Nik, that IS a challenge, but Jesus she's got 1963 already...I'll never catch that...

Slayer Siren

Awww...come on, LaSiren...you gotta admit...if you watch it long enough it's sorta hypnotic...hehehehe

Now get that Wolfman of yours and let's party...

BWL

Hehehehe...okay

http://www.planetgif.dabsol.co.uk/Gifs/Rude/mooner.gif

Can you hit a moving target..?

WriterDom

LMAO...very good, when you find the place let me know, and I'll split it with you half and half...then we can make our slaves battle it out in some bizarre Survivor-type sex ritual...hehehe

Earthmuffin

Yes that's right...Beer and Dancing...come on in, the more the merrier...here's your beer *popping a top* and the dance floor's right over there...

PARTY everyone!!!!

Thanks everybody let's get it on...

Havoc the Slowly Getting Inebriated Guru

 

[Siren]

Dont show me that ass unless you want me to kiss it.

 

[teresafannin]

Congratulations!!!!!!!! Have a great time & don't be a stranger. Nicole is one of my favorite people & while I don't know Rosebud very well, she seems like a winner. I wish you all the best that life has to offer & look forward to the next 500. Hugs to you all!!!!!!!!!

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Earthmuffin]

Yeehawwww! Beer & dancing!

Ok, I brought...pizza, it's cold but it's good that way. Chocolate chunk cookies...they're warm. Did someone say topless dancing? Gee, haven't done that in a long time...

 

[KillerMuffin]

I tried to hire those Kansas City Chiefettes or whatever they're called, but they were trying to get day jobs, something about super bowls and tupperware I think. So no strip show for you.

So, I'll have to do the best I can.

Gimme an H
Gimme an A
Gimme an V, can it be an V or is a V? Semantics over form?
Where was I? Oh drat.

Anyway. Congrats on the milestone sweetness.

 

[Nicole]

Congratulations, lately we've been paddling, all the existing gurus get a 500 swings at you, but-I prefers keeping my head attached to the rest of me, so Nicole can have my turn at the paddle Welcome to guru-hood (dom?)

Hey now like he doesn't paddle me enough, now I have to take yours too?

Oh well *bending over* Give it your best shot, cause I'm running real quick any sec now

Now where did the beer go, I just took my top off, and you know I ain't got no bra on

 

[Morgoth]

http://www.planetgif.dabsol.co.uk/Gifs/Rude/brabuster.gif(walking in zombielike state at the breats)
(on the way, stopping to congratulate Havocman. Then continuing on with a large lump in his pants. Also wishing that somebody might be a little too energetic and get a little energy by at least holding his big purple umbrella*cough, cough* Don't make me spit it out)

 

[Xander]

OMG so THAT'S what happend to the Potent Power Pelvis Dance LOL.

Congrats Havoc.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Congrats Havocman!

Hey .... any husband of my good friend Rose-buddy's is a friend of mine ...

 

[Countess DeWinter]

Congrats and kisses to someone from my part of the world!
But I still think spankings are more fun. I don't spank hard...well, not very hard

 

[Merelan]

Don't believe Countess, she can spank hard. Ask her kidlets. or Friendly Dragon, or tony_gam.

Wow, cool PPD, makes me sniff and miss Xander even more. I never seem to catch him here.
Cograts you handsome hunk of defender of the board!!! Ummm... I left the famous towel outside, it is really getting whiff now. Brought it in case we needed to revive someone, or finish them off.

Can I kiss you instead of spankings?