Do We Have a Food Porn Thread?

Excellent, man! I only just saw this.

My favourite is mushrooms.

I can't seem to cook them the way I like.

I've stopped other chefs, cooking mushrooms.

I watched their every move.

No I still can't cook mushrooms!
 
I'm not a great cook.

Been in the forces, I had to cook for thirty or forty guys.

Don't you find it's always better when a woman cooks?

One little lady's touch, it always tastes better.
 
I'm not a great cook.

Been in the forces, I had to cook for thirty or forty guys.

Don't you find it's always better when a woman cooks?

One little lady's touch, it always tastes better.

Noooooo.....

I like to cook but I occasionally like to be cooked for, a man that can feed me a decent meal wins big brownie points - there’s something primal about a man feeding me simple, honest, good food... a man that can nourish me well earns the right to be main source of my energy - talking rubbish now, don’t care - daydreaming about alpha male’s feeding me... maybe don’t disturb me for the next hour...

Grilled corn with miso mayo = sticky fingers... :p

https://www.ottolenghi.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/g/r/grilled-corn-and-miso-mayonaise_1300x1300.jpg
 
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