"Do these shorts make my ass look big?"

[Bluesboy2]

Every time I ask her that she just laughs at me, or is she laughing at my unbelieveablely huge ass?

 

[Tantanah]

Why don't you show us a pic?

 

[zach79]

I wish I had a bigger butt, mine is as flat as a pancake.

 

[Bindii]

Yes but it detracts from your face!

 

[Bluesboy2]

Why don't you show us a pic?

There are pics on the site that my sig links to. I think you just wanna see my ass.

 

[Tantanah]

There are pics on the site that my sig links to. I think you just wanna see my ass.

Well since you mentioned it...

 

[unclej]

i don't care about your ass but i'd sure like to know where you got those tie-dyed socks.

 

[Bluesboy2]

i don't care about your ass but i'd sure like to know where you got those tie-dyed socks.

I have friends who do tye dye for a living. I have 8 pairs of them. No lie. They are my "signature" of a sorta.

 

[unclej]

i'm working on a method of applying tie-dye material to the face of a guitar. i need a really clear drying epoxy for it to look good but when i get it perfected it will kick some serious ass as a hippie guitar.

 

[someplace]

Every time I ask her that she just laughs at me, or is she laughing at my unbelieveablely huge ass?

Oh, for Gawd's Sake! I just went downstairs to cook blueberry pancakes and came back to find this! Must be a slow news day... His ass is so small it nearly fits in one hand. That's what's so ridiculously funny about the original statement. Give me a flipping break!

 

[Bluesboy2]

i'm working on a method of applying tie-dye material to the face of a guitar. i need a really clear drying epoxy for it to look good but when i get it perfected it will kick some serious ass as a hippie guitar.

You realize I will have to have one...

 

[Bluesboy2]

Well since you mentioned it...

If I can get a hold of a wide angle lens I will try to get a pic and post it just for you.

 

[JerseyBoy]

Every time I ask her that she just laughs at me, or is she laughing at my unbelieveablely huge ass?

sorry, but she's probably laughing at you since its not really a question a guy asks...

 

[pipercatt]

*tapping foot*

 

[Bluesboy2]

*tapping foot*

Does that mean you are waiting on the wide angle lens shot?

 

[pipercatt]

No, it means I am waiting for you to take back that crack about the wide angle lens.

 

[Bluesboy2]

I have put on 80+lbs in the last 4 years

Some days I feel huge. Today is one of them. Want some Blueberry pancakes? I wont be eating them.

 

[bknight2602]

Re: I have put on 80+lbs in the last 4 years

Some days I feel huge. Today is one of them. Want some Blueberry pancakes? I wont be eating them.

Blueberry pancakes sound great, I';; have your portion.

Good morning to you!

 

[Bluesboy2]

Re: Re: I have put on 80+lbs in the last 4 years

Blueberry pancakes sound great, I';; have your portion.

Good morning to you!

Come on by, there is still some mix left. Real blueberries too.

 

[pipercatt]

Re: I have put on 80+lbs in the last 4 years

Some days I feel huge. Today is one of them. Want some Blueberry pancakes? I wont be eating them.

You'd better damn well eat them, if she made them for you.

With real blueberries indeed.

Brat.

 

[Bluesboy2]

Re: Re: I have put on 80+lbs in the last 4 years

You'd better damn well eat them, if she made them for you.

With real blueberries indeed.

Brat.

I hate pancakes, she knows that. She made them for herself.
I wouldnt be so rude as to have breakfast made for me and not eat it. I am usually nice in RL.

 

[H'venlee]

Re: I have put on 80+lbs in the last 4 years

Some days I feel huge. Today is one of them. Want some Blueberry pancakes? I wont be eating them.

80 pounds?? Where?? Geez, you are worse than a woman sometimes!

And you backside is not that big. Should we compare yours to mine?

 

[glamorilla]

personally i can't see a thing with those damn jeans on.