Do proofreaders still exist?

[Brains_N_Boobs]

1. A site called 'Who Represents ' where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is

www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at

www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at

www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at

www.therapistfinder.com

5. Then of course, there's the Italian Power Generator company…

www.powergenitalia.com

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:

www.molestationnursery. com

7. If you're looking for computer software, there's always

www.ipanywhere.com

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church Their website is

www.cummingfirst.com

9. Then, of course, there's these brainless art designers, and their whacky website:

www.speedofart.com

10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe ? Try their brochure website at

www.gotahoe.com

 

[Brains_N_Boobs]

A day at the office.

Wayne wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office, but she was married.

One day Wayne got so frustrated that he went to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you."

The girl looked at him, then said, "NO."

Wayne said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up."

She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her husband, so she called him and explained the situation.

Her husband says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down."

She agreed and accepts the proposal. Over half an hour goes by and the husband is still waiting for his wife's call.

Finally, after 45 minutes the husband calls and asks what happened? Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The bastard had all quarters!"

Management lesson:
Always consider a business proposition in it's entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.

 

[BreeCarter]

1. A site called 'Who Represents ' where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is

www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at

www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at

www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at

www.therapistfinder.com

5. Then of course, there's the Italian Power Generator company…

www.powergenitalia.com

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:

www.molestationnursery. com

7. If you're looking for computer software, there's always

www.ipanywhere.com

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church Their website is

www.cummingfirst.com

9. Then, of course, there's these brainless art designers, and their whacky website:

www.speedofart.com

10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe ? Try their brochure website at

www.gotahoe.com

haha. that's beautiful.