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kitsuke

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There is no point to this thread. I am just EXTREMELY bored today, and now am starting to feel hyperactive and decided to do this for an outlet.

Ever have one of those days where nothing happens, noone calls, you don't have work, and you've already cleaned the entire damn apartment yesterday? THIS is one of those days for me. I tried going for a walk. Then I realized that wasn't doing any good. I tried cooking. I'm full now. I tried watching TV. Oh my god, do I hate TV. I tried playing solitaire. I managed not to shoot myself. So I got on and have been posting like a madman (relatively) all afternoon. So I posted on all the threads I was interested in. Then I posted in the threads that looked like they had openings *rimshot.. da-dum-tch*. Now I am making up a thread that has no point and probably doesn't even belong in SRP. If I say I'm masturbating does it qualify?

I think to myself, should I get on yahoo and chat? Yeah right... exercise in futility. I did try to write a poem, or short story, anything. My creative juices are not flowing that way today. i would try drawing, but I absolutely suck horrible, nasty goat cheese at drawing.

I could read my Principia Discordia again, but I read it last night. All my other books have been read about nine thousand times each. I should try going to a bar, getting drink and getting laid but a) I don't believe in that and b) I am not about to get involved right now (fairly recent messy break-up).

Are you still reading me bitch? Does it make sense? Have the nutty fufu fairy gnomes come and taken you to a sparkly castle in the land of bunnies? Were you paying enough attention to catch that last question? And that one? Do you even care anymore?

Sometimes I just wish life was more like Star Trek... I'd jump in my HoloDeck and never come out.


*sigh*

Don't post here. You'll only encourage me.
 
The Principia Discordia?

Kallisti! Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!

Hardcore Chaos!

And it was thus, on the fifth day of Discord, The GrandMage, K.S.C., ascended the mountain, a few feet, then stopped, and said quite loudly "Screw it!"

He then returned to his home, and had a long nap.
 
Now, Kitsuke, look what you've started here.... tsk, tsk, tsk....



But it is kinda fun!
 
Kallisti made me do it.

It's my punishment for eating a hot dog when it wasn't Friday.
 
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And he partook of the hot dog, and brought life to the thread that had died, and then, upon glancing about for a while, he said quite loudly, "Oh, fuck off!"

He then retired to his home, and had a long nap.


................Again.
 
sorry...couldn't help myself...must be something in the air...or the rum...

sucks to be bored....

Kit
 
Nope I didn't post this. Not me. Nope.

Welllll kittttttchy, kitttttttchy goo I'll tickle you til you aren't bored annnnnnnnnny mooooooore. So there.
 
And he saw the tickling, and the fit of merth and merriment it brought about and declared it was good.

He also looked about at the creativity boredom spawns, and declared that it also was good ...

And then from the peaceful hills in the distance, hopped forth a bunny ... And it had NASTY BIG POINTY TEETH! RUN AWAY!
 
Nope, I tell ya it isn't me posting this.

Ohhhhhhhhh no. Not the dreaded Killer Bunnie!!!! Quick the Holy Hand Grenade, it's the only thing that'll work I tell ya.
 
Lions & Tigers & .... Bunnies (?)

Oh, my :confused:

See, boys and girls, this is what happens when you mix alcohol and computers.
 
Hi Kitsuke, where ya been....the boards are groaning for you.
 
*slipping up behind him*

putting my fingers over his eyes... in a low sultry voice....

"Hello love... guess who?"


*grinning as i meet his eyes*

Hello my friend... i have missed you!
 
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