Do not call list...

[pleaz_me]

OK, so I'm on the "Do Not Call" List. Now surveyors think they can call

"I'm calling on behalf of ..... We're conducting interviews regarding ~something or fucking other~ TV viewers."

"Ma'am, I don't watch TV."

"What?"

"I.. don't... watch... TV!"

"So you're saying you don't own a TV?"

"Is that what I said?"

"I'm confused"

"No shit."

Click

 

[wally2450]

You might like this...

http://www.chrisdiclerico.com/2006/11/09/how-to-prank-a-telelmarketer/

 

[pleaz_me]

http://www.chrisdiclerico.com/2006/11/09/how-to-prank-a-telelmarketer/

Too cute!

 

[spyro1123]

I have that same problem, i tell the people i dont have a tv and you would think i just said something like.... I dont have a head....oh and I like to kill puppies.

Is ti that hard to imagine that there are some people who dont have a tv!!!

 

[pleaz_me]

I have that same problem, i tell the people i dont have a tv and you would think i just said something like.... I dont have a head....oh and I like to kill puppies.

Is ti that hard to imagine that there are some people who dont have a tv!!!

The worst part is that they're not even supposed to be calling me!

 

[WantonWitch]

*Chuckles* You just answer the phone and when they say they're calling to do a survey or whatever, you say

" hold on, I'll just get the houseowner for you "

then put the phone on the side and leave for at least 20 mins, then go back and see if they've left, if not tell them

" he/she is just coming"

then put it down again, eventually they get fed up and hang up

 

[vibes]

*Chuckles* You just answer the phone and when they say they're calling to do a survey or whatever, you say

" hold on, I'll just get the houseowner for you "

then put the phone on the side and leave for at least 20 mins, then go back and see if they've left, if not tell them

" he/she is just coming"

then put it down again, eventually they get fed up and hang up

that or, since they usually phone at dinner time, just growl into their ear "how the fuck do you think you can call people at home at this hour? fuck yourself, idiot!" *click*

too rude? ...

 

[WantonWitch]

that or, since they usually phone at dinner time, just growl into their ear "how the fuck do you think you can call people at home at this hour? fuck yourself, idiot!" *click*

too rude? ...

Just a little and my way costs them money and time nice to get your own back

 

[vibes]

Just a little and my way costs them money and time nice to get your own back

I know, you're right ... I hope I'll have the nerve to carry out your suggestion the next time I get such calls

Nice to see you again, too

 

[WantonWitch]

I know, you're right ... I hope I'll have the nerve to carry out your suggestion the next time I get such calls

Nice to see you again, too

Lol... that one doesn't take nerve, asking them if they know

'how to get blood, an awful lot of blood out of the carpet '

in a whispery and scared voice does tho

 

[vibes]

Lol... that one doesn't take nerve, asking them if they know

'how to get blood, an awful lot of blood out of the carpet '

in a whispery and scared voice does tho

and what's the average reaction you get?

 

[MsTexas]

Lol... that one doesn't take nerve, asking them if they know

'how to get blood, an awful lot of blood out of the carpet '

in a whispery and scared voice does tho

Thats just too funny WW!!

 

[WantonWitch]

and what's the average reaction you get?

They usually say " Pardon ????? " then hang up when I repeat

 

[vibes]

you like those calls, don't you, Witchie?

 

[WantonWitch]

you like those calls, don't you, Witchie?

I just wish I could see their faces sometimes

Can you imagine how confused they look when I say " I'm sorry, I can't help you, I don't have a telephone " and hang up

 

[tactful]

I just keep saying Hello, Hello, Hello, etc