DO ME!

[Never]

Me: Never.
You: Anything with two legs. (Three legged creatures need not apply)

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*Looking for someone to help me change my handle to 'At Least Once.'*

 

[ShyGoddess]

It was just to cute to not reply to.

 

[Never]

I got one!
Come on people, I know you're here, I can hear your heavy breathing.
Don't make me start singing country and western..

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Nobody tell my heart,
My achey breaky heart,
I just don't think she'd understand.
Nobody tell my heart,
My achey breaky heart,
I couldn't get laid in cyberland...

 

[April]

Damn it! Now I can hear Billy Ray Cyrus singing that song! ARGH!!

 

[Never]

(Now look at what you made me do!)

My friend's already know,
I'm putin' up a show,
It's only with myself I get to play.
Now you can tell my mom,
That my chances are all gone,
She's gettin' more than me anyway.

But nobody tell my heart,
My achey breaky heart,
I just don't think she'd understand.
Nobody tell my heart,
My achey breaky heart,
I couldn't get laid in cyberland...

One mourning, just to please,
I reached between my knees,
Instead of my own puss I found a note.
You know it's words rang true,
It read, "I'm leavin' you.
On my own I just might have a hope."

Nobody tell my heart,
My achey breaky heart,
I just don't think she'd understand.
Nobody tell my heart,
My achey breaky heart,
I couldn't get laid in cyberland...

Now someplace on this world,
I know there is a girl.
Who's gonna' finally help my endeavor.
At least that's what I prey,
Each and every day.
That my mamma lied when she named me 'Never'.

Nobody tell my heart,
My achey breaky heart,
I really don't want to die a virgin.
It's gone from bad to worse,
It's got to be a curse..
I couldn't get laid in cyberland...

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[April]

Brilliant!! Absolutely wonderful. LMFAO at that, Never!

 

[ShyGoddess]

Goodness gracious, great balls of fire! What did I start? One little post and you get achy breaky heart!

 

[Hardwood]

How is it that the really creative stuff is born of total frustration? Nice piece (of work) Never!

 

[Bluesmanii]

THAT made my day!

Dear Never-

Never fear! Some gal who loves a guy with wit will find you now! THAT parody had me pissing my pants! Thanks for the belly laughs! C'mon gals...won't someone take this poor boy in and get him laid good and proper? Maybe you could post the results of the meeting to the BB in C&W quatrains?

 

[April]

Psst! Bluesman, Never's a girl.

 

[Hardwood]

LMAO!! Bluesman, don't ya just hate it when that happens?

 

[Never]

I would have trouble remembering all the times people have mistaken me for a male online.
Hmm, must be my rugged charm.

 

[Maniac9538]

lol you poor, poor girl never. Don't worry my cousin gets mistaken for a guy on-line as well.

 

[Guest]

I have come to rescue you!

 

[Never]

Come on people.
It's been two frigging year since I posted this and not one reply.

No, it's alright *sniffle*
It was the country and western, wasn't it?

Ooo, Indy_dark. What a massive sword you have. Can I ride your noble steed all night?

*wink*wink*elbow*elbow*

 

[prettygrneyes]

hello Never!!

 

[Never]

Greetings and Salutations

Don't let my cheery demeanor fool you. I post to the GB and I'm quite evil.
How evil am I?

Let's just say that:
Tear the 'do not remove' tag from mattresses, even worse,
I lie on my income tax, even worse,
I kick puppies, even worse,
I eat babies, even worse,
I post on porn boards.

I am the vanilla coke of evil.

In fact, Never isn't even my real name. I'm really a 13 year old D&D fanatic whose last romance was with a couple of sprits named 'Viconia'. I don't bath often, I live at home and the only joy in my life is reading erotic stories.

So, can I have a naked pic?

What do you mean, 'no'?
Was it something I said?

 

[prettygrneyes]

*giggles*

 

[Never]

prettygrneyes:
"*giggles*"

Hmm, a positive yet noncommittal answer. You play this game well young padawan.

 

[prettygrneyes]

the reason I stopped in ur thread was cause ur av caught my attention..pretty interesting!!!!woooohoooo

 

[driver775]

EVIL ???

EVIL ? Evil is taking the Girlscout's cookies before she gets down the sidewalk . Taking candy from kids on All Hallows Eve. Evil is that that lurks in the darkness of dreams and nightmares and makes you wake up screaming and drenched in sweat. BOO!
Evil is the darkness where you dare not go.

 

[driver775]

EVIL ???

EVIL ? Evil is taking the Girlscout's cookies before she gets down the sidewalk . Taking candy from kids on All Hallows Eve. Evil is that that lurks in the darkness of dreams and nightmares and makes you wake up screaming and drenched in sweat. BOO!
Evil is the darkness where you dare not go.

 

[driver775]

EVIL ???

EVIL ? Evil is taking the Girlscout's cookies before she gets down the sidewalk . Taking candy from kids on All Hallows Eve. Evil is that that lurks in the darkness of dreams and nightmares and makes you wake up screaming and drenched in sweat. BOO!
Evil is the darkness where you dare not go.

 

[sledgehammer]

Eeeeeevil,
Evil is my one and only name......

Speaking as a "never have" to another, don't worry. Anyone with your imagination and vivaciousness is in for a treat. When you find someone who knows how to make love to your mind, then you will be truly happy.

 

[driver775]

Sorry

Sorry about the triple post folks. Damn these computers.
Evil is the darkness of the mind that most fight against, some give in to and some are driven crazy by. While others bath in evil, embrace it with perversion and relish it's incidious energy and and result of death.