Do loose socks make you all tingly inside?

[tortoise]

Whilst perusing porn on usenet this afternoon, I stumbled across the following newsgroup:

alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.loose-socks

Said newsgroup had circa 300 images contained therein.

Am I missing something? Do loose socks make you all hot and bothered?

 

[Rubyfruit]

Nothing surprises me anymore.

 

[CarolineOh]

Loose socks do nothing for me. Babes in hats, now there's a turn on

 

[tortoise]

alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.straw-hats

 

[Rubyfruit]

LMAO

 

[Guest]

 

[CarolineOh]

Yes, loose socks drive me up the goddamn wall. Especially when I put a pair in the washing machine, and only one comes out.

Where the fuck does the other one go?

First one to tell me gets a prize, because it's a mystery to me.

They crawl under the bed and lay dustbunny eggs