Do I need to be beaten around the head?

well I didn't steal anyone's panties and put them away dirty...

(Memo to potential roomies: I don't wear panties except for work, so yours are safe at my house. )

... But shit, I want a 2 page attention getting thread too!!!

Give me a reason to be beaten around the head, please.
 
A Desert Rose said:
well I didn't steal anyone's panties and put them away dirty...

(Memo to potential roomies: I don't wear panties except for work, so yours are safe at my house. )

... But shit, I want a 2 page attention getting thread too!!!

Give me a reason to be beaten around the head, please.

Are you sure it needs to be around the head? Sounds very painful ;)
 
A Desert Rose said:
well I didn't steal anyone's panties and put them away dirty...

(Memo to potential roomies: I don't wear panties except for work, so yours are safe at my house. )

... But shit, I want a 2 page attention getting thread too!!!

Give me a reason to be beaten around the head, please.
Hmmmn tough call. I am not keen on the beating around of your head Miss Rose. I may be inspired to throw my piece of toast at you . Will that suffice ?
 
@}-}rebecca---- said:
Hmmmn tough call. I am not keen on the beating around of your head Miss Rose. I may be inspired to throw my piece of toast at you . Will that suffice ?

I wonder if it will still hit her on the buttered side..
 
naxalite0906 said:
Are you sure it needs to be around the head? Sounds very painful ;)
Okay, maybe you're right. Maybe a head beating is not such a good idea considering my head is already full of shit it doesn't need or want.

I'm just thinkin' that if people fall for that stealing panties thread... I can certainly come up with some good reason for my own beating. Or you can.

I'm open to suggestions...
 
A Desert Rose said:
Okay, maybe you're right. Maybe a head beating is not such a good idea considering my head is already full of shit it doesn't need or want.

I'm just thinkin' that if people fall for that stealing panties thread... I can certainly come up with some good reason for my own beating. Or you can.

I'm open to suggestions...

*goes to read the panties thread*

How about for leaving the milk out of the fridge?
 
naxalite0906 said:
I wonder if it will still hit her on the buttered side..
That's murphy's law, pal. It always lands on the buttered side.;-)

aaaaaaaahahahahahaha!!!
 
Those bows on your trainers (I know! but I'm english and everyone laughed when I called candy a lollipop..... :eek: ) aren't nearly as neatly tied as they could be....I say beat you around the head with buttered toast Desert Rose! Hell...lets go the whole hog, beat her around the head with vegemite covered toast.....this is serious.
 
When I was young if I had to be punished my parents always said 'This is going to hurt me, more than it hurts you' (they fucking lied about that...),

anyway.....

beating you around the head fits this category.

You have a metal plate in your head FFS!

Who is going to be brave enough to try and hit that???

:rolleyes:
 
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A Desert Rose said:
What is vegemite??? Sounds like something that eats the veggies in your garden.

Vegemite... termite... parasite... aaaaaahhhh no. No vegemite.

Jam, please.
Sheeeesh it's not the sort of thing you can just scrape off you know Miss Rose. It's really good stuff . It's black , salty , tangy , smells a bit like vitamin B tablets and it is made from yeast extract . Yummo .

Sure you still desire jam ?
 
minx1 said:
Those bows on your trainers (I know! but I'm english and everyone laughed when I called candy a lollipop..... :eek: ) aren't nearly as neatly tied as they could be....I say beat you around the head with buttered toast Desert Rose! Hell...lets go the whole hog, beat her around the head with vegemite covered toast.....this is serious.

Yes, that is a more appropriate way to beat someone... maybe a large twig might do the trick too
 
minx1 said:
Those bows on your trainers (I know! but I'm english and everyone laughed when I called candy a lollipop..... :eek: ) aren't nearly as neatly tied as they could be....I say beat you around the head with buttered toast Desert Rose! Hell...lets go the whole hog, beat her around the head with vegemite covered toast.....this is serious.

^^^ :cool:
 
naxalite0906 said:
Yes, that is a more appropriate way to beat someone... maybe a large twig might do the trick too


or even better....a large twiglet....a marmite or curry flavoured twiglet! :cool:
 
minx1 said:
or even better....a large twiglet....a marmite or curry flavoured twiglet! :cool:

Then crumble one up and put it down the back of her t shirt and trouser... thats when the suffering really begins
 
naxalite0906 said:
Then crumble one up and put it down the back of her t shirt and trouser... thats when the suffering really begins

OUCH! Nax thats just evil :cool:

yeah grind that twiglet until it leaves crumblemarks on the skin.... that will teach DesertRose to be more precise with her bows in future
 
naxalite0906 said:
Then crumble one up and put it down the back of her t shirt and trouser... thats when the suffering really begins
Nax Nax Nax that reeks of amateur :)

Can we get a dedicated sadist in this thread for Miss Rose STAT.
 
@}-}rebecca---- said:
Nax Nax Nax that reeks of amateur :)

Can we get a dedicated sadist in this thread for Miss Rose STAT.

God damn it....I thought that was really bad. Perhaps I'm not a pain slut afterall :rolleyes: :p
 
On your way sweetie.

A Desert Rose said:
... But shit, I want a 2 page attention getting thread too!!!

Give me a reason to be beaten around the head, please.
 
Awwww! You attention seeking *place label here*. Of course you shouldn't be beaten, you should be made to stand in the corner for a week reciting something deep and meaningful like the non abridged works of Plato - that'll teach you for wanting to be the centre of attention.
 
minx1 said:
Those bows on your trainers (I know! but I'm english and everyone laughed when I called candy a lollipop..... :eek: ) aren't nearly as neatly tied as they could be....I say beat you around the head with buttered toast Desert Rose! Hell...lets go the whole hog, beat her around the head with vegemite covered toast.....this is serious.

I can fix that right now!!!
Presto, chango (who said that?) new Avatar...
 
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