A Desert Rose
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No one asked me to post this.
Just wondering...
Just wondering...
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A Desert Rose said:No one asked me to post this.
Just wondering...
A Desert Rose said:No one asked me to post this.
Just wondering...
A Desert Rose said:well I didn't steal anyone's panties and put them away dirty...
(Memo to potential roomies: I don't wear panties except for work, so yours are safe at my house. )
... But shit, I want a 2 page attention getting thread too!!!
Give me a reason to be beaten around the head, please.
Hmmmn tough call. I am not keen on the beating around of your head Miss Rose. I may be inspired to throw my piece of toast at you . Will that suffice ?A Desert Rose said:well I didn't steal anyone's panties and put them away dirty...
(Memo to potential roomies: I don't wear panties except for work, so yours are safe at my house. )
... But shit, I want a 2 page attention getting thread too!!!
Give me a reason to be beaten around the head, please.
@}-}rebecca---- said:Hmmmn tough call. I am not keen on the beating around of your head Miss Rose. I may be inspired to throw my piece of toast at you . Will that suffice ?
Okay, maybe you're right. Maybe a head beating is not such a good idea considering my head is already full of shit it doesn't need or want.naxalite0906 said:Are you sure it needs to be around the head? Sounds very painful![]()
Haven't her permission/endorsement yet . It has vegemite on it , so it will leave a mark http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c224/rebecca000/tongue_smile.gifnaxalite0906 said:I wonder if it will still hit her on the buttered side..
A Desert Rose said:Okay, maybe you're right. Maybe a head beating is not such a good idea considering my head is already full of shit it doesn't need or want.
I'm just thinkin' that if people fall for that stealing panties thread... I can certainly come up with some good reason for my own beating. Or you can.
I'm open to suggestions...
That's murphy's law, pal. It always lands on the buttered side.;-)naxalite0906 said:I wonder if it will still hit her on the buttered side..
What is vegemite??? Sounds like something that eats the veggies in your garden.@}-}rebecca---- said:Haven't her permission/endorsement yet . It has vegemite on it , so it will leave a mark http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c224/rebecca000/tongue_smile.gif
Sheeeesh it's not the sort of thing you can just scrape off you know Miss Rose. It's really good stuff . It's black , salty , tangy , smells a bit like vitamin B tablets and it is made from yeast extract . Yummo .A Desert Rose said:What is vegemite??? Sounds like something that eats the veggies in your garden.
Vegemite... termite... parasite... aaaaaahhhh no. No vegemite.
Jam, please.
minx1 said:Those bows on your trainers (I know! but I'm english and everyone laughed when I called candy a lollipop.....) aren't nearly as neatly tied as they could be....I say beat you around the head with buttered toast Desert Rose! Hell...lets go the whole hog, beat her around the head with vegemite covered toast.....this is serious.
minx1 said:Those bows on your trainers (I know! but I'm english and everyone laughed when I called candy a lollipop.....) aren't nearly as neatly tied as they could be....I say beat you around the head with buttered toast Desert Rose! Hell...lets go the whole hog, beat her around the head with vegemite covered toast.....this is serious.
naxalite0906 said:Yes, that is a more appropriate way to beat someone... maybe a large twig might do the trick too
minx1 said:or even better....a large twiglet....a marmite or curry flavoured twiglet!![]()
naxalite0906 said:Then crumble one up and put it down the back of her t shirt and trouser... thats when the suffering really begins
Nax Nax Nax that reeks of amateurnaxalite0906 said:Then crumble one up and put it down the back of her t shirt and trouser... thats when the suffering really begins
@}-}rebecca---- said:Nax Nax Nax that reeks of amateur![]()
Can we get a dedicated sadist in this thread for Miss Rose STAT.
A Desert Rose said:... But shit, I want a 2 page attention getting thread too!!!
Give me a reason to be beaten around the head, please.
minx1 said:Those bows on your trainers (I know! but I'm english and everyone laughed when I called candy a lollipop.....) aren't nearly as neatly tied as they could be....I say beat you around the head with buttered toast Desert Rose! Hell...lets go the whole hog, beat her around the head with vegemite covered toast.....this is serious.