Do I need a license to open a refreshment stand here?

[miles]

It's like the fucking Roman Coliseum around here.

Soft Drinks $6.00
Hard Drinks $1.00
Kool Aid $1.00
Laughing Gas $5.00 per hit (don't Bogart, please)
Chicken Wings $3.00
Popcorn $1.00 (extra butter $5.00)
My pain meds $5.00 per hit or two for $1.00
Weiners (sorry, fresh out)

No complaints, refunds or exchanges.

 

[Guest]

Damn, I had my heart set on weenies but I guess a hard drink will do.

 

[Summery]

I have my own meds.

And, I am quite entertaining...even on my own.
Did I mention I don't have a cover charge?

Goodnight. I am in desperate need of sleep.

 

[miles]

Damn, I had my heart set on weenies but I guess a hard drink will do.

Wait. I think I might have one left under the counter. How do you take yours?

 

[Sillyman]

Let me find my purse.

 

[CAROSI]

Are oils and toys extra?

 

[Guest]

I like mine hot and hard, Miles.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Can I get just butter, no popcorn?

 

[miles]

I like mine hot and hard, Miles.

You got it, missy. One hot, hard, fresh weenie for ya. Here it cums.

Be careful, lady. Don't choke on it, Just breathe through your nose and it will go down like a Pacific oyster.

 

[Nora]

Do you charge separately for a wall to hit my head against, or is it a lagniappe with the purchase of a coke?

 

[miles]

Can I get just butter, no popcorn?

Shhesh. Shure lady. Whatevr ya want. If it weren't for all these fucking customers, this would be a piece of cake.

 

[J.B.]

No wieners? What the hell? Ok, I've got 10 bucks what should I get?

 

[miles]

Do you charge separately for a wall to hit my head against, or is it a lagniappe with the purchase of a coke?

Hey, take that fuckin dirty language somewhere else.

 

[Guest]

What's this? Special sauce?
Woo-fucking-hoo!


I'll give ya your tip later.

 

[miles]

No wieners? What the hell? Ok, I've got 10 bucks what should I get?

Pssssstt. Lady. if you got the money, I got a weiner.

 

[miles]

What's this? Special sauce?
Woo-fucking-hoo!


I'll give ya your tip later.

 

[Sillyman]

Pssssstt. Lady. if you got the money, I got a weiner.

Once again we see further corruption by the dreaded weenie black market.

 

[Nora]

Hey, take that fuckin dirty language somewhere else.

lol thanks, I needed that!

 

[Guest]

You have the right idea but the mouth needs to be a little wider.
Now, put those plastic gloves on. No hair net needed, though.

Yum.

 

[miles]

THE STAND IS CLOSED


I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW FOR SURE MAYBE

 

[Shaq]

I just hope you wash your hands.....even if you dont have to...McDonald's doesn't have to use 100% beef but they do...you should have their attitude toward food service...

 

[miles]

You have the right idea but the mouth needs to be a little wider.
Now, put those plastic gloves on. No hair net needed, though.

Yum.

Meet me behind the bleachers tomorrow night, baby. It's past my bedtime

 

[J.B.]

Pssssstt. Lady. if you got the money, I got a weiner.

oh?
And just last night you were offering me that wiener for free. Now you're charging me?

 

[Private Vasquez]

How much is one rib?

 

[Guest]

Nighty night, hon.
Sweet dreams.