Do I have cooties?

[beckbabe]

I'm good Star, how are you woman?

 

[Renegade]

Ren? Just cause I am a girl, doesn't mean you have to run and hide..

 

[Andra_Jenny]

Hey you told me off and said you were going to ignore me for being too nasty when all I was doing was expressing the thoughts born out of 40+ years of being on this earth.

That's why I ignore you. I thought I was rather doing you a favor!

 

[Starfish]

Oh AJ! Was that me, or was that that bitch G.R.???

I don't know if you know this, but you just weren't being clear.

What's in those iced teas anyway?


Hey Beckbabe, I have been meaning to ask you what your favorite Beck song is, and if you would provide lyrics, as I know nothing of his work, I am sorry to say.

Ren, You are a whoosie.

See these pecks? They are strong enough to make my boobies bounce up and down with only a simply flex. You are in for a whooping!

 

[Renegade]

Ren, You are a whoosie.

See these pecks? They are strong enough to make my boobies bounce up and down with only a simply flex. You are in for a whooping!

Then why is it that I can't seem to get this grin to leave my face?


See?------------>

 

[Starfish]

Oh! um, ooops. I guess I should have used a different example..

Here comes Tabby to whack you on the back of the head. That ought to knock that shit eating grin off yer face!

 

[Renegade]

Actualy, Tabby hasn't talked to me much the last few days.

Wait a second: "Shit Eating"???

 

[Starfish]

Is everything okay? Did you do something wrong???
Is she mad??? I won't have a break up here, so the two of you better get your heads out yer asses and talk.

Shit eater.

 

[Renegade]

She's just been busy with personal problems. Don't want to get into any details, but it's left her with less time to talk online. I really need to get a phone card or something. *Sighs*

And why do you suddenly assume that it's MY fault?? Typical woman.

 

[Starfish]

I know I am typical. Comes with the clit.

Anyway, of course no details... although you can be tactless and crude, God knows you can certainly see the inappropriatness of that. Well, I hope everything gets better for her and you. Yes, get a phone card.

 

[april-wine]

hello hello hello hello....hmmmmm is this party under the sea or above.....not a very good swimmer you see

 

[beckbabe]

Morning Star! Ah, Beck the singer...sadly the only song I know of his is that loser one, and I don't really like it. My middle name is Rebecca...hence the beck...but very few people guess that. I do really like Jeff Beck, but I don't drink Beck's beer.

You used to be able to change your name during chat, I liked to be bitchbabe some days... I was trying to think of a cute association between your pics in the upload thread, and your nic...but I might get slapped hehe Huggs woman

 

[april-wine]

SEXX LAWS

one of my favourite beck tunes.........

Sexx Laws
Can't you hear those cavalry drums
Hijacking your equilibrium
Midnight hags in the mausoleum
Where the pixilated doctors moan
Carnivores in the Kowloon night
Breathing freon by the candlelight
Coquettes bitch slap you so polite
Till you thank them
For the tea and sympathy

I want to defy
The logic of all sex laws
Let the handcuffs slip off your wrists
I'll let you be my chaperone
At the halfway home
I'm a full grown man
But I'm not afraid to cry

Neptune's lips taste like fermented wine
Perfumed blokes on the Ginza line
Running buck wild like a concubine
Who's mother never held her hand
Brief encounters in Mercedes Benz
Wearing hepatitis contact lens
Bed and breakfast getaway weekends
With Sports Illustrated moms

I want to defy
The logic of all sex laws
Let the handcuffs slip off your wrists
I'll let you be my chaperone
At the halfway home
I'm a full grown man
But I'm not afraid to cry

 

[Starfish]

Those lyrics are quite effective. I am gonna have to give him a check...

No disrespect here at all but.... Is he dead? No? Oh, that is the guy from sublime... no, wait, that is the guy from blind melon, no, wait, that's the guy from.....


Oh and, We are under the sea, in my Lair. Note the permeable membraneous sheath that keeps the water out.... This is my undersea funhouse...

Wish my funboy would come home though.. *sigh*


Beckie! I likes. Okay, now I have to say that Jeff Beck might not care too much if you don't drink Beck's beer. I know I don't.

 

[bluntforcemama]

I don't care if you have cooties, I'll love you anyway!