Do I have cooties?

[Starfish]

Does Starfish have external parasites?

Do I need tetracycaline, chloromycetin, sulfates and a water change?
I know I flipped out last week but I apologised to those who were involved.
Do the rest of you think I am a nut now, and that is why everything I am saying goes unresponded to?

Or am I am old, outdated Starfish?

Not, whining. Just curious. If I have to rebuild my respect so be it..... That....dun dun da......... Will be my punishment.

 

[Closet Desire]

Guess I missed that...

...I'll talk to you!

 

[Starfish]

You like nuts?

Peanuts are good.

I am also fond of pistachios..

You like nuts?

 

[SleepingWarrior]

Wasnt here for what you did so by posting I am showing I dont mind responding, helps my post total anyway.

 

[Starfish]

Yes but you don't know what I did.

Arn't you nervous now.

I didn't mention that the folks I said sorry to are......








































gone on vacation, did I?

dun dun da!






Where did they go?
Find out next week on.........



Starfish: World Travel Agent, Extrodinare!

 

[lavender]

 

[Closet Desire]

which kind?

the green ones or the dyed red ones?

Reminds me of something about John Ritter (Three's Company).

Turns out one of the episodes airing on Nikolodean (sp) had a scene with Ritter in boxer shorts and falling back onto his bed. For a brief second or two his balls could be seen (guess there are people specially trained for this sort of surveillance).

Nik agreed to edit the video to cut out the "offending members".

When asked about it Ritter replied that he hoped they would keep some of the unedited versions because...he said...

"sometimes you feel like a nut and sometimes you don't!"

 

[Starfish]

That is truely gracious of you, but don't blow a neuron for me.

We have to conserve them lav.


I am sure something will happen that will make it happen whether you try or not.

Oh and this is more out of the fact that I know I post at slow times and people that are here are mostly reading stuff.

No biggie really, I am just paranoid from all of the pot.

 

[Starfish]

Re: which kind?

the green ones or the dyed red ones?

Reminds me of something about John Ritter (Three's Company).

Turns out one of the episodes airing on Nikolodean (sp) had a scene with Ritter in boxer shorts and falling back onto his bed. For a brief second or two his balls could be seen (guess there are people specially trained for this sort of surveillance).

Nik agreed to edit the video to cut out the "offending members".

When asked about it Ritter replied that he hoped they would keep some of the unedited versions because...he said...

"sometimes you feel like a nut and sometimes you don't!"

Now I have that bad movie in my mind..... ummm... 80's with Ritter, colored, glow in the dark condoms on two men, in the dark... the rest was unmemorable..... help me out here..... sad sad film.....

Well anyway. That is funny. I didn't know that Ritter was funny until now!

*snort snort*

I like my nuts O' natural, so I eat the green ones.

 

[Starfish]

It's my thread and I will do what I want.......

You know what's missing, and why I feel all out of whack???


We need a Literotica Down Homestyle KillerMuffin Rant. That's what. I usally feel like I just got back from the Chiropractor after reading an updated one.


I will prompt her tonight. Yessssssss indeed.

 

[Starfish]

Well, since this is my thread, and I am here all by myself, I can talk about what I want to talk about... goodie


Okay. First is this issue of Todd's penis. This has been brought up, time and time again, but I am not too certain Todd's penis is all that good of a topic. Namely because he never uses it. I am quiet concerned about how such an inactive 'member' of our board could be deemed with such high regard. I am sure Todd will gladly submit a updated picture of his recently medically aided cock to me at lavenderandroses@hotmail.com. That way I can see what all of the hype is still about.

Now, My next topic... People I miss at literotica.
I never get to talk with OUTSIDER anymore. I think he thinks I am not G.R. He doesn't say hi anymore.
Dillinger
International funboy
Celestial Body(but I bet she is having fun)
G.R.
MADDOG (not as him here, but we became friends outside of lit, and I havn't talked with him for awhile. I miss him)
My Troll, Oh wait, I never had a real one.. Any takers?
Jaba the hut
Manu
Ramlick
Damien (He iz a really nice guy, underneath)
GossipNewsCast
Alf
G.dubbya
Siren
Ralph Macchio
Chet Atkins
Ewan
Sparky on weekends


Next topic......

If I had a Greco Roman Style Brothelish thing, with no fee, but you were to dress in period 45 A.D. to no later than 300 A.D. clothing, would you come to it?

I would have to move somewhere else, on land somewhere, but that is coming up in my future, so no biggie. Anyway, I'd have it be like a three day thing, and it'd be so lavish.

Rose petals everywhere....
in your palm and in your hair
Giving wind breaths of the air
Shaping the uncalm that wipes away all despair

 

[lavender]

 

[Cheyenne]

What ever you did last week that I missed is forgivable.

Missing Ramlick isn't.

 

[Nicole]

Re: Does Starfish have external parasites?

Do I need tetracycaline, chloromycetin, sulfates and a water change?
I know I flipped out last week but I apologised to those who were involved.
Do the rest of you think I am a nut now, and that is why everything I am saying goes unresponded to?

Or am I am old, outdated Starfish?

Not, whining. Just curious. If I have to rebuild my respect so be it..... That....dun dun da......... Will be my punishment.

Oh babe you know I loves ya, and even if you do have cooties, I'll share em with you

In my eyes you are a wonderful sweet person whom deserves nothing but respect and joy in her life. Just take it from me, don't apologise when you "go off", it doesn't help, if people wanna hate you they will, but you know what? Their not worth it you are

Have a good one babe, and know we love you

 

[Chuckus]

What'd I miss? No worry though Starfish...........shit happens and I know I am not perfect.........so sure I would respond to your posts!!!! Post away

 

[Starfish]

Nik, you are a total ray of warming glow, as scruffy would put it.. *hugs* Thank you.

Cheyenne,
Some of those mean I am missing, as in missing "stuff" or "the point" or the "punchline" or other silly shit. Not just having wishy thoughts of seeing them again...
Oh no.


Ramlick is on of those missing, as in 'the point'.




Off topic random thoughts....
I so very much wanted to post on WriterDom's NAACP/Bush thread, but I could only get half way through reading it, I realized that All I'd end up doing would be making a joke.....
As I read through EBW and PC's chatter I planned my joke accordingly. I had it all mapped out, and I was ready......
Then...... out of no where...... Scruffy comes along with his tooth, and says.......

As dennis miller says "LBJ is just spanish for blowjob"

I just couldn't do it after that... bummer.

I will do it here..


Willywanker's Amendments to the Consitution of the United States.....

Amendment XXVIII (2001) Government officials, being that their job is to protect and do justly, but with all concern for safety, upon your running the lives of citizens, must except it as their duty, because the citizens of this United States of America are not intellegent enough to make their own decisions for themselves, thus making it deemably your duty to herby deny them ice cream and cake for breakfast, lunch and dinner, because it isn't good for them.



It happenend here..







Chuckus is a Ruckus! *Hugs* for Chuckus. I like to say your name over and over again.

 

[Starfish]

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[Chuckus]

LOL Starfish just LOL

Never knew that someone luved my name like that. WOO HOO

LOL just LOL Starfish. We love ya.

and yes the Chuckus is a ruckus or amuckus as some like to say.

 

[Starfish]

Yup, my husband and I make up little didties while we're cookin, and lots of times we do Chuckus didties. It is great.
We used to have a painting frog on a peice of wood and we called him our pet and we named him Chuckus.
Seeing your name is just so fondly memorable.
I still have the peice of wood and the frog. I think. Man it is dumb but cute.
If I find it I'll take a pic someday.

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[Chuckus]

I am glad it brings fond memories to you. It is a nickname given to me long ago from my friends. So............let it roll.

My friends call and ask "What is up Chuckus?"

LOL

Little ditty about Chuckus.............

 

[Starfish]

Didn't you like my attempt to change the way people spell ditty?

didties isn't even right though...

It should be didtees. My bad.

Seems like a more appropriate way of putting it, because you can get much more out of it. If you break up the fun with didtees, you aleast will have the 'did' or the 'tees' left behind. If you break up a ditty... you've got nothin!

Alright, starfish needs to come back to reality.




So is anybody interested in coming to my shin dig in the future?

 

[Chuckus]

Didn't you like my attempt to change the way people spell ditty?

didties isn't even right though...

It should be didtees. My bad.

Seems like a more appropriate way of putting it, because you can get much more out of it. If you break up the fun with didtees, you aleast will have the 'did' or the 'tees' left behind. If you break up a ditty... you've got nothin!

Alright, starfish needs to come back to reality.




So is anybody interested in coming to my shin dig in the future?

Didties, we can call it that. Werks fir me.

Did~tees about Jack and Diane........

What kind of shin-dig? Where?

 

[Renegade]

Now, My next topic... People I miss at literotica.
Damien (He iz a really nice guy, underneath)

That he iz.

Hey! Wait a minute. I haven't been around as much lately also, you know? lol j/k

 

[Starfish]

Here it is again, cause I am pluffing it. That is fluff plugging, if anyone wants to know....

If I had a Greco Roman Style Brothelish thing, with no fee, but you were to dress in period 45 A.D. to no later than 300 A.D. clothing, would you come to it?

I would have to move somewhere else, on land somewhere, but that is coming up in my future, so no biggie. Anyway, I'd have it be like a three day thing, and it'd be so lavish.

Rose petals everywhere....
in your palm and in your hair
Giving wind breaths of the air
Shaping the uncalm that wipes away all despair



Pic of the General Idea of the festivities, lest the petals whilst we eat our supper each day

 

[Starfish]

What is your point that I am missing, Renegade? *hee hee*