Do I have all the luck or what...

[#1tankcomander]

I get fucked regularly, don't have to ask for blowjobs, play on Lit with my wife, have a drawer full of toys, and now she wants to play with other people together.

Can a guy like me ask for any more?

 

[sanantoniobored]

umm..

Bushel basket of one-hundred dollar bills???

 

[KillerMuffin]

You've never fucked me. I, on the other hand, have had that distinct pleasure.







Hey, I'm not really that bad. Really.

 

[Cerberus666]

some guys have all the luck. wifey and i havent engaged in intercourse for............ damn i cant remember. let alone a blowjob. or handjob for that matter. god im pathetic.

 

[#1tankcomander]

KM

You've never fucked me. I, on the other hand, have had that distinct pleasure.







Hey, I'm not really that bad. Really.

Hey when did you ever think that I thought you were bad? Unless you're talking about being naughty bad, which is very good!

And as for not fucking you, I can all ways dream of the day untill we do!

 

[LustrusStorm]

DrPecker would tell me no if I asked for a third party to join.

 

[curious2c]

Some guys have all the luck but i fear tank commander that you are second to stud muffin.

 

[#1tankcomander]

LS give it time!

curious2c I would hope that I was, but that dosen't mean we all couldn't play together!

 

[littlekateyes]

Yes you are one lucky

 

[#1tankcomander]

littlekateyes

Tanks, wanna join in?

 

[littlekateyes]

What am I joining in?

 

[curious2c]

I'm still thinking more like no chance...at all

 

[H'venlee]

Oooo...sounds like my life.

Welcome to the fun Tank!

 

[scylis]

i hate you.

i can't even get girls to talk to me without screaming in horror.

 

[curious2c]

You havers should share the wealth with us have not ers.

 

[A Desert Rose]

i hate you.

i can't even get girls to talk to me without screaming in horror.

You kind of look like Rasputin..... in a handsome way, of course. ~smiling~

 

[LordOfDarkness]

i hate you.

i can't even get girls to talk to me without screaming in horror.

lucky guy...you

 

[Lost Cause]

Luck is relative....

My Harley lets me ride it whenever I want to, it stimulates me to the soul. Now, in terms of getting lucky with females, why eat hamburger when you have two hamhocks at the end of each arm! Happy Happy Joy Joy!

 

[LordOfDarkness]

i hate you.

i can't even get girls to talk to me without screaming in horror.

lucky guy...you

 

[#1tankcomander]

i hate you.

i can't even get girls to talk to me without screaming in horror.

That's not entirely true Scylis. You move smoothly on the board, so what's up with that?