Do girls like this really exist?

[thepoison]

I always liked this post I found at CL awhile back. Reminds me of a relationship I have fond memories of from my early 20's. Perhaps I'm still thinking like someone half my age, but if there's any women out there who find themselves shaking their head to most of the things in this post, and would like to get to know someone new on here, I welcome the PM.

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You could be the best girl ever if you...

1. Wear skimpy, sexy, or no underwear.
2. Initiate sex at least 50% of the time.
3. Would randomly surprise me in the shower.
4. Send me selfies of yourself in provocative poses wearing very little or nothing at all. (if you can send them to thechive.com, you can send even better ones to me)
5. Are not shy about waking me up to oral or climbing on top before I awake.
6. Are not afraid of or shy about the video camera.
7. Don't think it's demeaning if I grab or squeeze your ass, because you would do the same to me if you wanted.
8. Have no problem pointing out other girls cleavage, side boob, or inordinately revealing ass cheeks to me.
9. Don't mind when I grope your parts, and have no problem doing the same to me.
10. Are fine with me taking your clothes off without asking or saying a word, and you have no problem doing the same.
11. Don't mind (or rather enjoy) when you catch me staring at your chest, ass, or between your legs.
12. Tell me when you don't have underwear on.
13. Have no problem masterbating in front of me.
14. Begin masterbating on a whim in front of me in the car or on the couch just because you wanted to (or to get me going).
15. Noticed I walked in on you while materbating, you might smile, but you wouldn't stop.
16. Walked in on me masterbating, you would probably take over.
17. Enjoy watching porn with or without me.
18. Understand the power of subtle seduction through sexy outfits, showing a little skin, or just how you sit, stand, arch, or lean.
19. Believe that the word "no" is not an option when it comes to sex between us (barring extenuating circumstances of course).
20. Offer to go down on me anytime you've seen I've had a stressful day at work.
21. Are not afraid to mix it up and swallow once in awhile.
22. Have no problem with facials as long as its your hands/mouth doing the work.
23. Like hit and run sex.
24. Understand that passing me in the kitchen wearing nothing but underwear means you may not ever make it to the fridge, but instead end up bent over the counter.
25. Spontaneously stroke my junk through my jeans, just because.
26. Believe me when I say your boobs are perfect even though other boobs are like eye magnets sometimes.
27. Never neglect tickling, kissing, and licking my balls when you're down there.
28. Are all for quick morning sex.
29. Don't mind sleeping naked.
30. Aren't shy about lounging around naked or just in underwear.
31. Take pride in how good you give head.
32. Don't have an issue with outside sex.
33. Wouldn't care if I discreetly snuck a hand down your pants in a dark movie theater.
34. Are game for sex anytime and anywhere.
35. Will flash me in public and love that I find it such a thrill.
36. Would not have a problem going to a strip club with me.
37. Would do a strip tease and/or lap dance for me.
38. Understand that between us, neither objectification nor being used to fulfill ones own desires is a bad thing because its mutual and there is underlying respect.
39. Have told me if I am ever horny and you're asleep to just wake you up (however I choose).
40. Understand sometimes it's ok to be selfish and just receive.
41. Have bent over naked in front of me just to give me a view.
42. Realize the sounds you make are a big part of what turns me on and gets me there.
43. Accept the fact that I often want to cum more than you and have no problem taking care of me with quick hand and blow jobs.
44. Don't mind doing all the work in bed sometimes.
45. Know you can go bald, short cut, or trimmed and it doesn't matter to me.
46. Wear a bikini in the summer.
47. Have a collection of toys (or just one favorite).
48. Have a bit of an exhibitionist streak.
49. Would meet me at lunch in the middle of the day if I really needed it.
50. Beam with content when I cum because you genuinely enjoy watching/making me orgasm.
51. Understand that sometimes doing things very slow is just as exciting.
52. Are height and weight proportionate, not hung up on minor flaws, and rock what you've got confidently.

 

[lovetporoleplay]

I always liked this post I found at CL awhile back. Reminds me of a relationship I have fond memories of from my early 20's. Perhaps I'm still thinking like someone half my age, but if there's any women out there who find themselves shaking their head to most of the things in this post, and would like to get to know someone new on here, I welcome the PM.

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You could be the best girl ever if you...

1. Wear skimpy, sexy, or no underwear.
2. Initiate sex at least 50% of the time.
3. Would randomly surprise me in the shower.
4. Send me selfies of yourself in provocative poses wearing very little or nothing at all. (if you can send them to thechive.com, you can send even better ones to me)
5. Are not shy about waking me up to oral or climbing on top before I awake.
6. Are not afraid of or shy about the video camera.
7. Don't think it's demeaning if I grab or squeeze your ass, because you would do the same to me if you wanted.
8. Have no problem pointing out other girls cleavage, side boob, or inordinately revealing ass cheeks to me.
9. Don't mind when I grope your parts, and have no problem doing the same to me.
10. Are fine with me taking your clothes off without asking or saying a word, and you have no problem doing the same.
11. Don't mind (or rather enjoy) when you catch me staring at your chest, ass, or between your legs.
12. Tell me when you don't have underwear on.
13. Have no problem masterbating in front of me.
14. Begin masterbating on a whim in front of me in the car or on the couch just because you wanted to (or to get me going).
15. Noticed I walked in on you while materbating, you might smile, but you wouldn't stop.
16. Walked in on me masterbating, you would probably take over.
17. Enjoy watching porn with or without me.
18. Understand the power of subtle seduction through sexy outfits, showing a little skin, or just how you sit, stand, arch, or lean.
19. Believe that the word "no" is not an option when it comes to sex between us (barring extenuating circumstances of course).
20. Offer to go down on me anytime you've seen I've had a stressful day at work.
21. Are not afraid to mix it up and swallow once in awhile.
22. Have no problem with facials as long as its your hands/mouth doing the work.
23. Like hit and run sex.
24. Understand that passing me in the kitchen wearing nothing but underwear means you may not ever make it to the fridge, but instead end up bent over the counter.
25. Spontaneously stroke my junk through my jeans, just because.
26. Believe me when I say your boobs are perfect even though other boobs are like eye magnets sometimes.
27. Never neglect tickling, kissing, and licking my balls when you're down there.
28. Are all for quick morning sex.
29. Don't mind sleeping naked.
30. Aren't shy about lounging around naked or just in underwear.
31. Take pride in how good you give head.
32. Don't have an issue with outside sex.
33. Wouldn't care if I discreetly snuck a hand down your pants in a dark movie theater.
34. Are game for sex anytime and anywhere.
35. Will flash me in public and love that I find it such a thrill.
36. Would not have a problem going to a strip club with me.
37. Would do a strip tease and/or lap dance for me.
38. Understand that between us, neither objectification nor being used to fulfill ones own desires is a bad thing because its mutual and there is underlying respect.
39. Have told me if I am ever horny and you're asleep to just wake you up (however I choose).
40. Understand sometimes it's ok to be selfish and just receive.
41. Have bent over naked in front of me just to give me a view.
42. Realize the sounds you make are a big part of what turns me on and gets me there.
43. Accept the fact that I often want to cum more than you and have no problem taking care of me with quick hand and blow jobs.
44. Don't mind doing all the work in bed sometimes.
45. Know you can go bald, short cut, or trimmed and it doesn't matter to me.
46. Wear a bikini in the summer.
47. Have a collection of toys (or just one favorite).
48. Have a bit of an exhibitionist streak.
49. Would meet me at lunch in the middle of the day if I really needed it.
50. Beam with content when I cum because you genuinely enjoy watching/making me orgasm.
51. Understand that sometimes doing things very slow is just as exciting.
52. Are height and weight proportionate, not hung up on minor flaws, and rock what you've got confidently.

She does exist. In every mans mind. But I'm thinking some women will share their list that might tell us what they want. Might be Quite huliating to read knowing all our faults. Too bad it would not be as elaborate as yours. Probably very honest and simple. I think it might start at 1. Don't lie 2. Don't cheat 3. Read over 1 and 2.

 

[ElasticMermaid]

Jfc...

 

[HawkGirl15]

We exist but sometimes we find ourselves as the undesired ones by men, who are unlike you and want something more once they find us.
It makes us afraid and defensive. Some try to understand us, others dismiss us.

 

[BentSecrets]

We exist but sometimes we find ourselves as the undesired ones by men, who are unlike you and want something more once they find us.
It makes us afraid and defensive. Some try to understand us, others dismiss us.

Awwww. *Hugs*. If it makes you feel better, it's the same for bi men. A handful of women try us and find out we can be pretty awesome, but a whole lot of them think we're somehow "not REAL men", whatever that means.

 

[ramyanetgrrl]

the thing is, once someone finds's what they seek, they usually start thinking it is someone else they want. not immediately perhaps, but eventually.

Ramya

 

[ADevilishAngel]

Yep, we exist... and I have yet to find a man that can keep up with all that he wants on that list...
Does that man exist?????

 

[GreenEyedMinx]

It's too much, and much of it is WAYYY too sexist.

It's basically all about what the girl can do for the guy. There are plenty of things on the list that I'd love, and things that I'd be absolutely agreeable to, but there are some things on the list that as a blanket statement would be a red flag. I'd enjoy being woken up for sex, but it shouldn't be a given that whenever my guy is horny-I'm open for business. Sex is a two way street, and both partners should be ready and willing.

As for the HWP thing, people gain and lose weight, and no one should have to live in fear of gaining a few pounds and losing a relationship.

I could go on, but my point is this: everyone has a list of what they want, and those lists are divided into dealbreakers and non-dealbreakers. Everyone keeps that list stored in their head. For some people a fat partner would be a dealbreaker, for others a skinny partner would be a dealbreaker, and others just don't care either way (non-dealbreaker). But most people keep those lists in their head. The fact that someone sat around and wrote out a 52 point list of qualities they are looking for in a partner means that person is going to be impossible to please. I'd RUN soooooo fast.

 

[lovetporoleplay]

It's too much, and much of it is WAYYY too sexist.

It's basically all about what the girl can do for the guy. There are plenty of things on the list that I'd love, and things that I'd be absolutely agreeable to, but there are some things on the list that as a blanket statement would be a red flag. I'd enjoy being woken up for sex, but it shouldn't be a given that whenever my guy is horny-I'm open for business. Sex is a two way street, and both partners should be ready and willing.

As for the HWP thing, people gain and lose weight, and no one should have to live in fear of gaining a few pounds and losing a relationship.

I could go on, but my point is this: everyone has a list of what they want, and those lists are divided into dealbreakers and non-dealbreakers. Everyone keeps that list stored in their head. For some people a fat partner would be a dealbreaker, for others a skinny partner would be a dealbreaker, and others just don't care either way (non-dealbreaker). But most people keep those lists in their head. The fact that someone sat around and wrote out a 52 point list of qualities they are looking for in a partner means that person is going to be impossible to please. I'd RUN soooooo fast.

I tried to tell you guy. The problem is.,She's spot on.

 

[Erochic]

It's too much, and much of it is WAYYY too sexist.

It's basically all about what the girl can do for the guy. There are plenty of things on the list that I'd love, and things that I'd be absolutely agreeable to, but there are some things on the list that as a blanket statement would be a red flag. I'd enjoy being woken up for sex, but it shouldn't be a given that whenever my guy is horny-I'm open for business. Sex is a two way street, and both partners should be ready and willing.

As for the HWP thing, people gain and lose weight, and no one should have to live in fear of gaining a few pounds and losing a relationship.

I could go on, but my point is this: everyone has a list of what they want, and those lists are divided into dealbreakers and non-dealbreakers. Everyone keeps that list stored in their head. For some people a fat partner would be a dealbreaker, for others a skinny partner would be a dealbreaker, and others just don't care either way (non-dealbreaker). But most people keep those lists in their head. The fact that someone sat around and wrote out a 52 point list of qualities they are looking for in a partner means that person is going to be impossible to please. I'd RUN soooooo fast.

Where's the like button?

This!
Absolutely

 

[Blase]

I could go on, but my point is this: everyone has a list of what they want, and those lists are divided into dealbreakers and non-dealbreakers. Everyone keeps that list stored in their head. For some people a fat partner would be a dealbreaker, for others a skinny partner would be a dealbreaker, and others just don't care either way (non-dealbreaker). But most people keep those lists in their head. The fact that someone sat around and wrote out a 52 point list of qualities they are looking for in a partner means that person is going to be impossible to please. I'd RUN soooooo fast.

I'm not sure that this is exactly what it may look like at first glance.

If you look at his introductory sentence, he does mention that the list isn't one that he wrote himself, but something he found on craigslist. Then he goes on to say that the qualities listed remind him of a relationship (and obviously a person) from his younger days and that he'd welcome PMs from women who "find themselves shaking their head (I assume he means nodding, or indicating agreement, in any case) to most of the things in (the list)".

I may be wrong, and perhaps the OP will come back to speak for himself, but it sounds to me like the list is being presented not as an actual list of 52 demands, but in a sort of tongue in cheek fashion, essentially asking women if they generally recognize themselves in the picture of a woman who is open and confident physically and sexually (and would appreciate the same in her partner) that the list paints.

I wouldn't write an ad that way myself, but I don't know that I'm ready to call the OP out as a chauvinist just yet.

 

[quietlylooking]

I'm not sure that this is exactly what it may look like at first glance.

If you look at his introductory sentence, he does mention that the list isn't one that he wrote himself, but something he found on craigslist. Then he goes on to say that the qualities listed remind him of a relationship (and obviously a person) from his younger days and that he'd welcome PMs from women who "find themselves shaking their head (I assume he means nodding, or indicating agreement, in any case) to most of the things in (the list)".

I may be wrong, and perhaps the OP will come back to speak for himself, but it sounds to me like the list is being presented not as an actual list of 52 demands, but in a sort of tongue in cheek fashion, essentially asking women if they generally recognize themselves in the picture of a woman who is open and confident physically and sexually (and would appreciate the same in her partner) that the list paints.

I wouldn't write an ad that way myself, but I don't know that I'm ready to call the OP out as a chauvinist just yet.

I think I agree with Blase here... I don't think OP is stating that the items in the very long list constitute requirements for him. I think he is just stating that he wants a woman who is very sexually open and forward. But the list is likely to scare away plenty of women.

 

[VIPER2121]

the thing is, once someone finds's what they seek, they usually start thinking it is someone else they want. not immediately perhaps, but eventually.

Ramya

People in general always want what they cant have.

Remember when you were a kid and you had to pick a toy you wanted.
After you get home you wished you had the other toy.

Though relationships arent nearly that simple. Or we would never have true love

 

[lovetporoleplay]

Not that naive.

I realize that this was very tongue in cheek but I also know some would not see it that way and would pounce. Lol

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

I think we all agree it was quasi-tongue-in-cheek...

The list for women's preferences would be significantly shorter, I suspect, yet far less obtainable.

 

[missgreekgeek]

From a girl's perspective, any woman can be all of those-and more. Hell some days I am your entire list- minus the toys. Will not bother with toys.
I just think it takes the right man to spark that fire with and any woman can be the woman of your dreams.
Honey, that list is too damn long.

 

[GreenEyedMinx]

I think I agree with Blase here... I don't think OP is stating that the items in the very long list constitute requirements for him. I think he is just stating that he wants a woman who is very sexually open and forward. But the list is likely to scare away plenty of women.

I'm pretty sexually forward, but if one of my partners EVER had some sort of list I'd run sooooo fast. The only person I can see agreeing to a list like this, is someone in a master/slave type relationship.

You're missing the point if you think this list is just saying "I want a slut in bed and a lady on my arm."

 

[Sundayschild]

Tldr

Where's my dirty biyatches at?




Ahem...

 

[Blase]

I'm pretty sexually forward, but if one of my partners EVER had some sort of list I'd run sooooo fast. The only person I can see agreeing to a list like this, is someone in a master/slave type relationship.

You're missing the point if you think this list is just saying "I want a slut in bed and a lady on my arm."

The thing is, Minx, that the list is not a contract that he expects a partner to agree to, nor is it even a list a deal-breakers that he carries around with him (at least, it doesn't come across that way. If it was, I would reverse myself and agree with you). It's a way of painting a mental picture of the type of woman he's looking for (at least in terms of her sexuality) and the type of partner that he considers himself to be. It's deliberately over the top and somewhat silly - and that is also part of the image he's trying to convey.

In a word, the list, and the ad, are whimsical.

Do you remember the Piña Colada song?

If you like piña colada
and getting caught in the rain
if you are not into Yoga
if you have half a brain

If you like makin' love at midnight
in the dunes of the Cape...

I know, that's just a song (although it's been excerpted in countless personal ads...), but it's meant in the same spirit as the original post; not a laundry list of deal-breakers but a question to its readers: Is there anyone out there who sees themself in this?

At the risk of being written off as another oafish male who just doesn't get it, I think that, in this case, some people are mistaking whimsy for entitlement, or worse.

 

[AlexaF]

Well this guy's list will never be met by an educated woman, learn to spell masturbate idiot

 

[GreenEyedMinx]

Well this guy's list will never be met by an educated woman, learn to spell masturbate idiot

The amount of men who don't know how to spell that word has always amused me. Maybe spell check doesn't recognize dirty words?

 

[ElijaRDC]

I always liked this post I found at CL awhile back. Reminds me of a relationship I have fond memories of from my early 20's. Perhaps I'm still thinking like someone half my age, but if there's any women out there who find themselves shaking their head to most of the things in this post, and would like to get to know someone new on here, I welcome the PM.

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You could be the best girl ever if you...

1. Wear skimpy, sexy, or no underwear.
2. Initiate sex at least 50% of the time.
3. Would randomly surprise me in the shower.
4. Send me selfies of yourself in provocative poses wearing very little or nothing at all. (if you can send them to thechive.com, you can send even better ones to me)
5. Are not shy about waking me up to oral or climbing on top before I awake.
6. Are not afraid of or shy about the video camera.
7. Don't think it's demeaning if I grab or squeeze your ass, because you would do the same to me if you wanted.
8. Have no problem pointing out other girls cleavage, side boob, or inordinately revealing ass cheeks to me.
9. Don't mind when I grope your parts, and have no problem doing the same to me.
10. Are fine with me taking your clothes off without asking or saying a word, and you have no problem doing the same.
11. Don't mind (or rather enjoy) when you catch me staring at your chest, ass, or between your legs.
12. Tell me when you don't have underwear on.
13. Have no problem masterbating in front of me.
14. Begin masterbating on a whim in front of me in the car or on the couch just because you wanted to (or to get me going).
15. Noticed I walked in on you while materbating, you might smile, but you wouldn't stop.
16. Walked in on me masterbating, you would probably take over.
17. Enjoy watching porn with or without me.
18. Understand the power of subtle seduction through sexy outfits, showing a little skin, or just how you sit, stand, arch, or lean.
19. Believe that the word "no" is not an option when it comes to sex between us (barring extenuating circumstances of course).
20. Offer to go down on me anytime you've seen I've had a stressful day at work.
21. Are not afraid to mix it up and swallow once in awhile.
22. Have no problem with facials as long as its your hands/mouth doing the work.
23. Like hit and run sex.
24. Understand that passing me in the kitchen wearing nothing but underwear means you may not ever make it to the fridge, but instead end up bent over the counter.
25. Spontaneously stroke my junk through my jeans, just because.
26. Believe me when I say your boobs are perfect even though other boobs are like eye magnets sometimes.
27. Never neglect tickling, kissing, and licking my balls when you're down there.
28. Are all for quick morning sex.
29. Don't mind sleeping naked.
30. Aren't shy about lounging around naked or just in underwear.
31. Take pride in how good you give head.
32. Don't have an issue with outside sex.
33. Wouldn't care if I discreetly snuck a hand down your pants in a dark movie theater.
34. Are game for sex anytime and anywhere.
35. Will flash me in public and love that I find it such a thrill.
36. Would not have a problem going to a strip club with me.
37. Would do a strip tease and/or lap dance for me.
38. Understand that between us, neither objectification nor being used to fulfill ones own desires is a bad thing because its mutual and there is underlying respect.
39. Have told me if I am ever horny and you're asleep to just wake you up (however I choose).
40. Understand sometimes it's ok to be selfish and just receive.
41. Have bent over naked in front of me just to give me a view.
42. Realize the sounds you make are a big part of what turns me on and gets me there.
43. Accept the fact that I often want to cum more than you and have no problem taking care of me with quick hand and blow jobs.
44. Don't mind doing all the work in bed sometimes.
45. Know you can go bald, short cut, or trimmed and it doesn't matter to me.
46. Wear a bikini in the summer.
47. Have a collection of toys (or just one favorite).
48. Have a bit of an exhibitionist streak.
49. Would meet me at lunch in the middle of the day if I really needed it.
50. Beam with content when I cum because you genuinely enjoy watching/making me orgasm.
51. Understand that sometimes doing things very slow is just as exciting.
52. Are height and weight proportionate, not hung up on minor flaws, and rock what you've got confidently.

Lolz, nope.

 

[ADevilishAngel]

It's too much, and much of it is WAYYY too sexist.

It's basically all about what the girl can do for the guy. There are plenty of things on the list that I'd love, and things that I'd be absolutely agreeable to, but there are some things on the list that as a blanket statement would be a red flag. I'd enjoy being woken up for sex, but it shouldn't be a given that whenever my guy is horny-I'm open for business. Sex is a two way street, and both partners should be ready and willing.

As for the HWP thing, people gain and lose weight, and no one should have to live in fear of gaining a few pounds and losing a relationship.

I could go on, but my point is this: everyone has a list of what they want, and those lists are divided into dealbreakers and non-dealbreakers. Everyone keeps that list stored in their head. For some people a fat partner would be a dealbreaker, for others a skinny partner would be a dealbreaker, and others just don't care either way (non-dealbreaker). But most people keep those lists in their head. The fact that someone sat around and wrote out a 52 point list of qualities they are looking for in a partner means that person is going to be impossible to please. I'd RUN soooooo fast.

I'm not sure that this is exactly what it may look like at first glance.

If you look at his introductory sentence, he does mention that the list isn't one that he wrote himself, but something he found on craigslist. Then he goes on to say that the qualities listed remind him of a relationship (and obviously a person) from his younger days and that he'd welcome PMs from women who "find themselves shaking their head (I assume he means nodding, or indicating agreement, in any case) to most of the things in (the list)".

I may be wrong, and perhaps the OP will come back to speak for himself, but it sounds to me like the list is being presented not as an actual list of 52 demands, but in a sort of tongue in cheek fashion, essentially asking women if they generally recognize themselves in the picture of a woman who is open and confident physically and sexually (and would appreciate the same in her partner) that the list paints.

I wouldn't write an ad that way myself, but I don't know that I'm ready to call the OP out as a chauvinist just yet.

That's what I got from the post too.

I personally have that open door policy with my partner, if he wants it I'll happily give it to him. When ever and where ever. No need to ask. Why, because I enjoy pleasing him. I'm very open with my partner and he with me. And I think that's all he's asking for. (Not demanding) A person who is willing, open, and confident. I didn't see anywhere where that he intended to "force" himself on his partner.

 

[SeulMoi]

Alternate list

1) Be a fuck load of fun.


That is all.

 

[geo18655]

The List

I was married to a woman for 10yrs during those years she met most if not all of the points on that list. I miss her. That being said "The List" we have changes mine changed so did hers. I agree this list is sexist but I don't think the OP from CL would say their potential partner had to meet every point. It's a guide an opening statement tell me what points you agree with and what ones you don't. It's all about sex what about who's going to cook dinner, take care of the kids, feed the pets. It's a guide a starting point to let you know where they stand it's honest(selfish but aren't we all).