Do boobs have cheese inside of them?

[Xelebes]

Now, now! Honest answers, please!

 

[Guest]

Now, now! Honest answers, please!

Only during the full moon.

But you have to turn her upside down and shake her awhile.

 

[glynndah]

Only during the full moon.

But you have to turn her upside down and shake her awhile.

Oh, great. Now we're gonna spend the next couple of nights with vertigo.

 

[Maeve_redux]

Depends on how much rennet she's taken in, and how long they've been allowed to spoil. Then you have to manipulate them to compress the curds and release the why (which is the fun part)

 

[tickledkitty]

Mine don't.

 

[DesertPirate]

Depends on how much rennet she's taken in, and how long they've been allowed to spoil. Then you have to manipulate them to compress the curds and release the why (which is the fun part)

Can I help?

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

mine contain milk and honey

 

[Xelebes]

mine contain milk and honey

But no cheese, right?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

This vegetarian I dated once had soy cheese in hers.

 

[Anna_Malia75]

Honestly. Do you understand the whole cows' milk and goats' milk cheese process? Do you actually think that the cheese starts out that way in their udders?

Men. Sheesh.

 

[Xelebes]

Please don't confuse me for man.

 

[Tom Collins]

Only the ones that refuse to giggle no matter how fast she runs.

 

[Tricialen]

Now, now! Honest answers, please!

No!....just sweetness for the right person....

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Honestly. Do you understand the whole cows' milk and goats' milk cheese process? Do you actually think that the cheese starts out that way in their udders?

Men. Sheesh.

Bah. You women aren't that much different, thinking there's a cream filling center in our cocks like they were Hostess Twinkies® or something!

 

[Liar]

You know, I've never opened one up and had a look.

 

[SemiColon]

no cheese, but lots of milk. Maybe I'll try and make breastmilk cheese later. If I succeed, will you eat it?

 

[Maeve_redux]

no cheese, but lots of milk. Maybe I'll try and make breastmilk cheese later. If I succeed, will you eat it?

Breast milk actually doesn't make very much/very good cheese. Not enough fat in it.

Yes, I know this for a fact.

No, you don't want to know why. Or how. Or any of the other specifics.

 

[SemiColon]

you totally rock!

 

[DeeZire]

The breasts of welfare moms contain Government Cheese.

 

[Xelebes]

Breast milk actually doesn't make very much/very good cheese. Not enough fat in it.

Yes, I know this for a fact.

No, you don't want to know why. Or how. Or any of the other specifics.

But I bet the cheese made from it would be low-fat right? Right?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

no cheese, but lots of milk. Maybe I'll try and make breastmilk cheese later. If I succeed, will you eat it?

Can't I just suck and chew on your titties, period? I don't necessarily have to eat what comes outta it, do I?

 

[neonlyte]

I haven't tested them all, but I am willing to have a crack

 

[Maeve_redux]

But I bet the cheese made from it would be low-fat right? Right?

In comparison to what?

Since it's the fats in the milk that make the curds, which are then pressed into solid cheese by removing the whey (then the aging, coloring, bla bla bla...) it's not really all that low-fat.

 

[Tarakin]

I'm sure every set of breasts is different.
I'm also sure I'd be able to feel what the contents of those nice curves are.

So if you want to know what's inside yours, Ladies, I'd be glad to feel you up thoroughly and then tell you the results

 

[Guest]

I have nothing to add to the discussion, except to say that I love this thread title. Made me chuckle.