Do Australians mouths hurt from talking so funny?

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It seems like it would hurt your facial muscles to talk with an Australian accent.
 
It seems like it would hurt your facial muscles to talk with an Australian accent.

They sound like that because of all the cunnilingus. Their face gets frozen in position after going down under.
 
Its not that it take more effort to have a aussie accent its just the way you say letters. So if it was a outsider trying to put on a aussie accent then it would be more mind power just to remember not to mess it up.
 
It seems like it would hurt your facial muscles to talk with an Australian accent.

Actually the proper way to do it is without moving your mouth at all. Or any part of your face for that matter. The only expression acceptable is a raised eyebrow at the end of a question. And that's only so the tourists know to answer.

Australians aren't partial to such blatent displays of emotion when talking to each other.
 
Fark awf carnt.

It ony hurts me facial muscles when ya mum makes me sark her ladycock.

Get a farkin dawg up ya.

Giz a farn ciggy cun and pass me farn stubby.

:rose:
 
They sound like that because of all the cunnilingus. Their face gets frozen in position after going down under.

Wow. I think I've found a great reason to visit the Aussies.
 
But yours is on the other side of the freakin' world. I guess I'm left with my toys.

It's only a day's travel. Come visit. We can fire up the barbie and eat some lamb chops.

Bring your swimmers. (And your toys)
 
Thats not an 'accent'......**reaches behind his back and retreives a fuck big knife**....Thats an 'accent'...

Onya Hogues.
 
To be fair it depends which part of Aus they're from. Some have a stronger sounding accents.


http://www.wikihow.com/Speak-With-an-Australian-Accent


Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oi Oi Oi.


It's probably the heat. :D


I have American friends who think the way I talk as a New Zelander is cute. :D

As an American, I think the Aussie accent is incredibly sexy.

New Zealander's are not far behind. I'm still laughing over a phone call several years ago with a Kiwi who told me....

"I have a *mating* at the office tomorrow".

Damn, they have the coolest jobs! :)
 
Actually the proper way to do it is without moving your mouth at all. Or any part of your face for that matter. The only expression acceptable is a raised eyebrow at the end of a question. And that's only so the tourists know to answer.

Ha! I lived down there for a year in the mid-80s, and when I first arrived I kept answering all their sentences. :D Many years later I heard English actor/comedian Stephen Fry refer to this maddening tendency to up-inflect at the end of every sentence as AQI--the Australian Question Intonation. I laughed at the memory when I read what you wrote.
;)
 
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