Do any other women have this fantasy?

[parodyluvr75]

Tying an asshole to the front bumper of your car and running into a telephone pole. Repeatedly.

I masturbate to this one, nothing gets me hotter.

I can't be the only one into this.

 

[Aquagal]

Do you hook the asshole like with one of petey's asshooks and then tie the hole to your bumper, or what?

 

[parodyluvr75]

I don't remove the asshole from its douche nozzle owner, too messy.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Tying an asshole to the front bumper of your car and running into a telephone pole. Repeatedly.

I masturbate to this one, nothing gets me hotter.

I can't be the only one into this.

Tell us for about this masturbation thing.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

Tell us for about this masturbation thing.

Like a "how to"?

 

[LadyVer]

My fantasy involves a gun and target practice.

 

[parodyluvr75]

That's a sexy one too.

 

[doctor_insanus]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-n7PjXyPkyfc/VDDRSoHJnxI/AAAAAAAArVY/7QctwXy1nC4/s1600/farmer-fran-o.gif

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Like a "how to"?

Having reread what I typed I find it confusing and poorly phrased. I'm not even sure what I was trying to say.

I think what I want is for her to describe her typical masturbatory ritual in great detail.

Is the asking too much?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Jesus...I did it again.

 

[thør]

Tying an asshole to the front bumper of your car and running into a telephone pole. Repeatedly.

I masturbate to this one, nothing gets me hotter.

I can't be the only one into this.

You should move to AZ, where you can dream of driving them into a nice saguaro cactus. Or dragging them through some cholla.

 

[thør]

My fantasy involves a gun and target practice.

And the x-ring is where?

 

[LadyVer]

And the x-ring is where?

In the general vicinity of the bulls eye, which is labeled "humor" for this thread.

 

[pensivepoet]

I'm utilitygender. Happy being a guy, but sometimes imagine myself as a pole.
Weird coincidense?

 

[Noor]

I'm utilitygender. Happy being a guy, but sometimes imagine myself as a pole.
Weird coincidense?

Coincidence? I think not.

 

[ElijaRDC]

Tying an asshole to the front bumper of your car and running into a telephone pole. Repeatedly.

I masturbate to this one, nothing gets me hotter.

I can't be the only one into this.

Guilty.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Guilty.

It's a very erotic fantasy, isn't it.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Excuse me while I cower in absolute terror.

 

[bronzeage]

Tying an asshole to the front bumper of your car and running into a telephone pole. Repeatedly.

I masturbate to this one, nothing gets me hotter.

I can't be the only one into this.

I'm up for just about anything, but you are going to have to convince me this is what it takes to get you off.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Excuse me while I cower in absolute terror.

I'm up for just about anything, but you are going to have to convince me this is what it takes to get you off.

Why do birds sing? It just does. I'll be a quivering satiated mess.

 

[Sean Renaud]

I just want to make it clear. Anytime I've joked about roast duck, hot boobies, poached parakeet or seared mouse I was totes joking. We were all having fun right?

 

[parodyluvr75]

Of course, dear, it's all good fun.


On an unrelated topic, I was just wondering what kind of rope would be best to secure something or someone to the front bumper of my car?

 

[thør]

Of course, dear, it's all good fun.


On an unrelated topic, I was just wondering what kind of rope would be best to secure something or someone to the front bumper of my car?

Nylon.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Nylon.

I knew I could count on you.

 

[Sean Renaud]

It depends on a lot of things. If pure strength is what you want I believe Silk is your best bet. Expensive sure but if you want something that won't break that's your route. Just standard rope I wanna say hemp but don't quote me, is great if you don't mind rope burns. . .

But I thought we were cool. I even clubbed those baby seals that were bothering you so much!