Dixon Carter Lee!

[Problem Child]

How much material do you get for your act from here?

If you're using any of my lame shit, stop please.

Either that or send me a royalty check.

Thank you.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

LOL

I get nothing from here. Too much set-up, not enough pay off.

Typical Literotica. All foreplay and no cumming.

 

[Marxist]

Did anyone hear that? That was the proverbial hanky slap.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Your AV. It scares me.

 

[Marxist]

Angus Young terrifies me. I sense a cycle.

 

[Problem Child]

Seriously?

I thought you would at least have a bit called "So there's this religious-slash-conspiracy freak named Todd-O-vision that I know...Jesus, what a nut...this guy is soooo...(yada-yada-yada)..."

Either that or steal some of Sparky's lame potty humor. Oh wait, you're actually trying to make people laugh...

Oh well.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

LOL

No. There's nothing to steal here that I haven't already heard stolen by middle acts all over the country.

The personal stuff is too "inside". It's like that old bit about how everyone thinks their job would make the BEST sit-com, man!

 

[Marxist]

I agree Dix. People dressed as dollies and cats are a dime a dozen.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

What, you never saw "My Mother the Collie" with Jerry Van Dyke in 1965?

 

[YogiBare]

DCL

Did you ever succeed in recruiting Ron Jeremy to join Lit?

Is it true that he's Modest Mouse?

( Just kidding, Mouse.)

 

[Problem Child]

I agree Dix. People dressed as dollies and cats are a dime a dozen.

Marxist, now I know what Chelsea Clinton looks like with straight hair...and right after she's blown somebody.

Thanx!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Nah, I never contacted Ron. I've bumped into him a few times since, but I just couldn't bring myself to let a guy into Literotica who's actually seen me, no matter mow many times he got to fuck Ginger Lynn.

 

[Problem Child]

Did someone say Ron Jeremy?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

He is SO much fatter than that now.

Ew.

 

[YogiBare]

Did someone say Ron Jeremy?

My Hero.

 

[Marxist]

Did someone say Ron Jeremy?

Chubby

 

[Mischka]

Did someone say Ron Jeremy?

Someone tell me why I opened that. Gag. Ron Jeremy has to be part of some conspiracy so that every other guy has an increased chance of getting laid in comparison to that frizzy beast-thing.