Dixon Carter Lee is a Pod Person

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I just did a Google search on "Dixon Carter Lee" and discoverd some 68 hits. Though most of them are hits from the same three or so sites, a hit is a hit is a hit, and "Dixon Carter Lee" now has about two thirds as many hits as my real name (once you eliminate all the people who have the same name I do).

I'm getting the feeling that "Dixon Carter Lee" is a pod person growing in my basement, and that on the day he actually gets more "hits" than me he'll emerge, replace me, and I'll die.

Maybe I should change my name. Is "HotCockyBoy471" taken?

 

[sunstruck]

So you really are forming cliques in an attept to take over the world.

Busted.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Watch the skies.

 

[Starfish]

You don't exist. I've seen no proof.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I Yam Who Yam.

 

[sunstruck]

You don't exist. I've seen no proof.

She kinda has a point.

Potato Potahto

 

[Angel]

Dixon owes me a signature on my Lit book and some vanilla ice cream.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

This isn't the God thread. This is the pod people thread. Over there is the Ripped off Author thread. I know it's a bit too "DCL" today, but it's not like you all need a map.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Dixon owes me a signature on my Lit book and some vanilla ice cream.

Next time I get to New York you can have both.

 

[sunstruck]

This isn't the God thread. This is the pod people thread. Over there is the Ripped off Author thread. I know it's a bit too "DCL" today, but it's not like you all need a map.

You're going to need your own forum soon.

 

[Angel]

Thanks

 

[scylis]

I Yam Who Yam.

Who Yam?

 

[Starfish]

What would it be called?


Dixon's Daily Dose?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

You're going to need your own forum soon.

We did the "Individual Forum" thread the other day.

I need a break.

 

[sunstruck]

We did the "Individual Forum" thread the other day.

I need a break.

I must have been elsewhere.


How the hell is that possible? Want half my Kit Kat?

 

[desert spike]

This isn't the God thread. This is the pod people thread. Over there is the Ripped off Author thread. I know it's a bit too "DCL" today, but it's not like you all need a map.

Here are some pod people. I saw them at the county fair.

http://www.catcode.com/oly_2000/gilroy99/sand3.jpg

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

That's the scariest fucking thing I've seen since REDWAVE's AV.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

That's the scariest fucking thing I've seen since REDWAVE's AV.

Whattsamatta? You no like-a the garlic?

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

I return, and STILL DCL confuses me...

Some things never change

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

What is the frequency, Lava Goddess?

 

[gotdatmony]

You mean Dixon Carter Lee isn't your real name????????????


(shit)

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

Frequency is ...I'll have to find that out for ya...I just got pulled in by it...

then I heard some Russian guy in the back ground...

This place, I tell you, some weird conspiracy going on...and I think you are the one heading it all...


WAIT, HOW do I know if you are really DCL, or just the pod DCL!!!

HM!!!!
TELL ME!

 

[bluemuse]

I Yam Who Yam.

You and Pop-Eye.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

You and Pop-Eye.

Or Pop-Tart.

If I was Redwave, I'd start ranting on how Popeye was a stooge of the spinach industry and how spinach workers are being exploited.

If I was p_pman, I would do the same, but it would be solely due to American actions.