Divided by a common language...

[BlackShanglan]

Mind you, I used to know a Mancunian who pronounced libido to rhyme with Fido.

What's the rest of the limerick?

 

[NoJo]

What's the rest of the limerick?

Damned if Ino.

 

[BlackShanglan]

A Mancunian who thought that "libido"
Should rhyme with his pet dog's name, "Fido,"
From close intercourse got them muddled, of course -
And combined them at Liverpool Lido.

 

[NoJo]

A Mancunian who thought that "libido"
Should rhyme with his pet dog's name, "Fido,"
From close intercourse got them muddled, of course -
And combined them at Liverpool Lido.

I want your foals

 

[BlackShanglan]

I want your foals

 

[Sean]

A Mancunian who thought that "libido"
Should rhyme with his pet dog's name, "Fido,"
From close intercourse got them muddled, of course -
And combined them at Liverpool Lido.

No self respecting Manc would be caught dead in Liverpool.

 

[BlackShanglan]

No self respecting Manc would be caught dead in Liverpool.

It fit my meter. I make no apologies.

And I notice that you say nothing about the dog-shagging.