Elderly husband comes home early from golfing and says to wife , "Oh my God, what
in the fuck is going on here? It appears that you and our son are having a sex orgy!"
Husband says, "Not what I think? Well, I'm not blind. Are you getting a thrill from having
sex with our son while I'm watching?"
Wife replies, "It's a possibility."
Husband says, "You are a whore and I've always known that, but to have sex with
our son is beyond my imagination. Never in my life that I thought this would happen."
Wife replies, "Well, get used to it. Michael and his wife are divorcing and he is moving
home with us."
Husband says, "That's just great. I suppose that you and him are going to be fucking on
the living couch everyday."