Disney's First Attempt At Porn

[Tom Collins]

It's true, boys and girls.

Disney tried to break into mainstream porn a couple years back, but it seems to have been a complete failure as they somehow forgot to add any sex. Of course, what really made it fail in the XXX stores was the mistaken casting of Tracy Ullman instead of Traci Lords.

The only thing they got right was the title...

Once Upon a Mattress

Can't you just hear the sqealing bed springs and shitty harp music even as you read this?

 

[Huckleman2000]

Interesting.
Carol Burnett's career was launched by this Broadway musical in the 1950's, when she played the Princess Winifred. Playing the 'wicked queen' role in a revival is an interesting twist.
I played "Knight #1" in a summer stock production of this show in the 70s. Or maybe it was "Courtier #1". I was a guy in tights with an ostrich feather in my hat, and I got high before the finale scene, and I remember that but not the music, so it wasn't much of a part.
Better than Knight #2, though!

 

[Tom Collins]

Better than Knight #2, though!

Indeed...not too many men outside the penal system want much to do with sloppy seconds. *snicker*

 

[Huckleman2000]

Indeed...not too many men outside the penal system want much to do with sloppy seconds. *snicker*

Too true! I recall MY tights were powder blue. I'm pretty sure Knight #2's tights were pink, peach, or seafoam green! There was definitely a pastel theme, IIRC.
OTOH, I played Nathan Detroit in Guys and Dolls that summer, and had a black silk shirt with black 'dice' buttons that had rhinestones for the dots. I should have kept that shirt, it was awesome.

 

[Tom Collins]

Definitely sounds choice, mate. Wouldn't mind having one myself.