Disney Babes!

[gystex]

In the interest of creating another pointless little survey, I present the following question:

With which of the women from classic Disney animated features would you most like to go three rounds of horizontal hokey-pokey?

Due to the limit of ten choices, some of the babes aren't represented. If your woman of choice is not on the list, feel free to whine about it.

Oh, and Jessica Rabbit doesn't count - that was a Touchstone film, not Buena Vista, and therefore not "Classic" Disney.

 

[niceguy2002tim]

Too many choices

Hey there,
I like this poll, however I think there are too many choices to make a good debate. Ohwell, I picked The Little Mermaid.

-Tim

 

[Forsaken One]

I went with Snow white. but only because she's the one with the most porn flicks about.

And yes, I will exercise my right to whine. Jessica Rabit?!? not here???? she could easily win this poll. after saying that, I'll accept the touchstone explanation above. It wouldn't really be fair anyway. she's pretty much drawn and designed to be sexy. the others were drawn up for kids.

 

[Imhotep]

Native girl

I selected Pocahontas, but with the selection I felt I easily could have picked several others. _I.

 

[Zingiber]

What? Hercules isn't even represented? Megara isn't a choice? (a fine "bad-girl" heroine stand-in for Jessica...)

Megara: http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Olympus/6626/gal1.html

And I thought the Muses Chorus gals were cute, even if a bit anachronistic (an African-Greek pagan gospel choir?). Why stop at one babe?

So it has to be Mulan. Can-do attitude.

-Z

 

[niceguy2002tim]

hey...

Hey,
Speaking of cartoon babes, does anybody remember the film Cool World. It was done in the style of Roger Rabbit, with humans and cartoons interacting. I thought the blonde main character in that movie was pretty sexy. I doubt if it was a Disney film though. Probably a TouchTone one.

-Tim (niceguy2002tim)

 

[WattsIsnaim]

This isn't a main character, but...

I'm going to go with the triplets from Beauty and the Beast.





One at a time though! I'm not into the group thing.

 

[jakelyon]

Pocahontas Rules

She has the body...

Though Belle is also one fine piece of ass

I like Wattsisname's idea on the triplets from Beauty and the Beast, but I think it would have to be a group thing, I mean this is fantasy after all...

 

[fille]

Esmerelda, of course! I mean, come on. She's a hot, green eyed gypsy in a low cut blouse, who is literally lusted after by at least three of the male characters - one of them even sings about how she must submit to him or die.

 

[jakelyon]

You have a point

Esmerelda, of course! I mean, come on. She's a hot, green eyed gypsy in a low cut blouse, who is literally lusted after by at least three of the male characters - one of them even sings about how she must submit to him or die.

This is a good point you make here. She is very sexy, and looks like a lady that knows her way around men. That's it I change my vote!! Esmerelda it is.

 

[fille]

Re: You have a point

This is a good point you make here. She is very sexy, and looks like a lady that knows her way around men. That's it I change my vote!! Esmerelda it is.

I like a man who has good taste, and isn't afraid to change his mind!

 

[gystex]

I'm rather surprised to see all the admirers Ariel has. Sure she's cute, but she has three strikes against her:

1: She seems so damn young! I mean, she acts like she's twelve years old. If she didn't have breasts, I wouldn't know what to think.

2: The whole fish thing. How do you have sex with someone without legs? Lots of breast play, I guess... (yes, I'm perfectly aware that she has legs throughout most of the movie and at the end, but still...)

3: She's not Belle.

I think that people must be attracted to her spunky attitude, the red hair, and the fact that she can't speak.

 

[DemonD]

My Choice

I went with Jasmine. I just love her coloring and her belly-button!

 

[SexyGiggles]

Ah, my choice isn't up there....Tinkerbell...gotta check her out...always has that cute little green dress on, legs spread wide apart, and has that attitude...mmm mmm.....

 

[alphaville]

You missed Hillary Duff as Lizzie McGuire. She is the hottest Disney babe around!

 

[gystex]

You missed Hillary Duff as Lizzie McGuire. She is the hottest Disney babe around!

Hilary Duff is:

(1) Underage. Wait until she's 18, then we'll talk.

(2) A living, breathing person. Please note that the other candidates in the poll are drawings.

(3) Spelled with only one "L".

Cheers,

 

[AaronWebster]

Hilary Duff is:

(1) Underage. Wait until she's 18, then we'll talk.

Actually, so is Snow Whte - she's only supposed to be about 14 according to the DVD.

 

[gystex]

Actually, so is Snow Whte - she's only supposed to be about 14 according to the DVD.

Come to think of it, everyone with the exception of Jane (Tarzan) is probably underage.

However, going by what I do know, here's the list of ages during their stories:

Snow White: 14 (according to Aaron)

Cinderella: Most versions have her at about 16 or 17, some younger.

Aurora: Fell asleep on her 16th birthday.

Ariel: I believe she's about 12 in the original story.

Belle: I have no solid information on her.

Jasmine: Three days shy of her 18th birthday.

Pocahontas: 12, despite the watermelons Disney stuck on her chest. Now we know why the guy who hooked up with her introduced himself as "John Smith".

Esmerelda: I've never read "Hunchback", so I don't know.

Mulan: I don't remember, but she was definitely a child.

Jane: The first "Tarzan" book doesn't give an exact age, but she is younger than 20. Tarzan himself is 19 when he meets her. Since (in the book) she accepts a marriage proposal without her father's consent, she is probably over 18.


Of course, most of these stories happen quite a number of years ago, when there was nothing unusual about tying the knot as young as fourteen. Still, if this thread should suddenly disappear, we'll know why - though I personally find it hard to get worked up over the moral implications of nailing underage cartoons. In addition, Disney ended more than half of the above ten stories with the lead females getting married, presumably followed by a honeymoon (Jasmine, in particular, was dealing with a law that stated she MUST be married before her 18th). If Disney isn't troubled about implying sexual relations with these characters, I won't lose any sleep over it.

 

[anothervictim]

i must say it has to be ariel... the seashells got me!!

 

[WattsIsnaim]

Ariel: I believe she's about 12 in the original story.

In the Disney version she says, "I'm 16, Daddy!" when protesting that he treats her like a child.

With sleeping beauty, in the ORIGINAL story, she was suposed to sleep for 100 years, so when the prince finds her, she would be 116, well past the age of concent. BUT Disney wanted her and the prince to start to form a relasionship first. That way she wasn't just marring some guy who happened to get to kiss her first. So they took out the 100 years bit.