Disney Animals Gone Bad

[Couture]

After playing second fiddle to Winnie the Pooh for years, Tigger hits rock bottom.

Tigger fondles girl AND her mother

A quote from Pooh said, "I always thought he was a big cuddley pussy...I never figured he would be the one trying to cuddle pu- oh never mind."

 

[Guest]

 

[dr_mabeuse]

"During an interview with police, Chartrand said he may have inadvertently touched the girl's breast, and added that he suffers from dyslexia, which impaired his memory."

I can't read, I can't remember, and I'm dressed like Tigger! For the love of God, let me go!

---dr.M.

 

[Couture]

You see officer, I'm dyslexic, and I transposed the little girl's age. I thought she was 31 instead of 13.

 

[Guest]

Despite the 'story' and characters involved I cannot find this humorous.

Perdita

 

[Honey123]

As a Disney stockholder, I must say I am totally, totally ROFLMAO

I LOVE TIGGER

 

[Lord Naraku]

Dyslexia had nothing to do with that. I'm fucking dyslexic! That's no defense it's a learning disability, it does not mean you are clinical stupid and not responsibile for your actions.

 

[Guest]

Dyslexia had nothing to do with that. I'm fucking dyslexic! That's no defense it's a learning disability, it does not mean you are clinical stupid and not responsibile for your actions.

Well said!

I'm also with Perdita on this; I don't find it at all amusing.

Lou

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Dyslexia had nothing to do with that. I'm fucking dyslexic! That's no defense it's a learning disability, it does not mean you are clinical stupid and not responsibile for your actions.

Look at it this way: you're trapped in this stifling Tigger suit you can hardly see out of for 5 or six hours a day, forced to cavort around a bunch of screaming or terrified kids all the time, hugging them and tousling their hair and all, and you've got these big furry gloves on your hands. I just can't believe this guy suddenly decided it would be a great time to cop some tit on the sly.

Or do you think that he's been doing this for weeks or months and no one ever thought to complain before?

Victims' rights and all that, but I have major doubts that this was intentional. But why take chances? Why not just do what we've done in schools and make it illegal for Disney characters to set a paw on anyone?


---dr.M.

 

[Lord Naraku]

Well there is a funny part to the story and that is that the mom didn't really mind getting fondled LOL. Give me her number sounds like she's got problems in the bedroom with hubby I can help her with

 

[Guest]

To explain my attitude a bit more. I know that Lou has daughters, so I am not surprized to read hers. Many know I have a son who was molested. Even if it had been in such circumstances as the story above I could not find the humorin it. I know there are child molester jokes aplenty, but given the reality that they are based on, it is nothing I can grin at.

When reading the story above, foremost in my mind was the little girl, not the costumed offender.

I think my protest came up before when people were posting jokes and larfs re. Michael Jackson, and some about the priest pedophilia scandal. The topic simply cannot be funny for me, and I suspect for many others who have been affected by child sexual abuse, whether directly or indirectly.

Perdita

 

[Boxlicker101]

Well said!

I'm also with Perdita on this; I don't find it at all amusing.

Lou

I'm not amused by this thread either, first and foremost because of the possible molestation, which, as Doc said, might be an ongoing thing. I also don't like the way Disney latches onto characters and lets on that they invented them, such as Pooh, Tigger and others in that group, Pinocchio, Sleeping Beauty, Cindarella and many others. I may be wrong but I would be willing to bet that most children who read about these fantasies read about them in the Disneyfied version rather than the original.

 

[Guest]

To explain my attitude a bit more. I know that Lou has daughters, so I am not surprized to read hers. Many know I have a son who was molested. Even if it had been in such circumstances as the story above I could not find the humorin it. I know there are child molester jokes aplenty, but given the reality that they are based on, it is nothing I can grin at.

When reading the story above, foremost in my mind was the little girl, not the costumed offender.

I think my protest came up before when people were posting jokes and larfs re. Michael Jackson, and some about the priest pedophilia scandal. The topic simply cannot be funny for me, and I suspect for many others who have been affected by child sexual abuse, whether directly or indirectly.

Perdita

Perdita, my reasons are actually very close to yours, but from a first hand perspective. I will say no more, but I think everyone now must get my point, and my stance on certain subjects.

Lou

 

[Honey123]

Disney has been in alot of press lately with trying to outst Eisner and unfortunately this doesn't help with the Disney idea of family fun. Molestation is not funny nor humorous -- I am sure there have been many characters who had fondled adults and thought they could get away with it and Disney hid these allegations - as they have done in the past with many of their tragic accidents that have taken place on rides, monorails and in hotels.

They are such an organization that there should be better research on the people they hire, especially with the way things are today in the world, I am very surprised that they hired someone like this guy.

His argument of having dyslexia is absolutely hilarious - but not in an amusing way ---

It's a shame and a real disappointment in how Disney is becoming - they are or were such an icon at one time...very sad.

 

[Pure]

It might be pointed out that there is reason to be suspicious. Tigger is NOT a Disney creation, but was bought up on one of their corporate shopping sprees. Probably without proper background checks.

 

[Guest]

Pure's wit still eludes me. Talking to myself, P.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

It might be pointed out that there is reason to be suspicious. Tigger is NOT a Disney creation, but was bought up on one of their corporate shopping sprees. Probably without proper background checks.

The original Disney stable isn't so lilly (or maybe snow) white itself. Donald Duck has never owned a pair of pants in his life, and Mickey started out doing nude shorts.

BTW, is there any cartoon character who's less fun and more dull and middle-aged than Mickey Mouse?

---dr.M.

 

[NoJo]

The original Disney stable isn't so lilly (or maybe snow) white itself. Donald Duck has never owned a pair of pants in his life, and Mickey started out doing nude shorts.

BTW, is there any cartoon character who's less fun and more dull and middle-aged than Mickey Mouse?

---dr.M.

Yeah, but what a tearaway in his youth!

 

[Guest]

Shoe fetishists love Disney, Disney gals have great shoes. I'm still looking to get a pair like Minnie's.

Perdita

 

[Bizkit_Writer]

I think its just sad that people think they can just go up to someone that they don't even know and fondle them child or adult. Its just sickening to even think about that Tigger guy should be fired immediately just so it won't happen again.

 

[NoJo]

Hey, that's a little harsh; he probably just needs unbouncing.

 

[shereads]

True story: one of the Three Little Pigs pinched my bottom when I was 23 years old. It was creepy, but flattering. He or it was a minor celebrity, after all. He/it chased me up a little garden walkway past the Swan Boats.

Whatever happened to the Swan Boats?

Another true story: my good friend used to work in marketing for Mousewitz (aka Duckau) and one night we had drinks with another former Memory Maker (A Memory Maker is an employee who does't work with the public; if you work in the parks, you're a Cast Member. It's all so twisted and Stalinesque that even the cynics' eyes glaze over when they begin to reminisce.)

These former Memory Makers were explaining to me what it's like to put on The Suit, which most executives have to do at least once.

A Head Character (Tigger, Mickey) etc. earns less than a Face Character (Snow White, Cinderella) because Face Characters are SAG members and are paid union scale.

If you're endowed with an enormous head shaped like Winnie The Pooh, nobody's going to believe that it's your real head, so go ahead and accept the lower wage as a Head Character. ("Seriously, this is a real hook and this is my real chin; I can play Captain Hook without the costume. There ought to be some benefit to looking like this!")

Both Head Characters and Face Characters have to practice their characters' signatures.

Head Characters are not allowed to speak, because their voices would not be consistent.

Do not make Prozac jokes around Eeyore. He or she has heard them all.

Over drinks, my friend's friend told me how he had once been Pluto at the park, and was repeatedly kicked on the shins by a child while trying to pose with the family for pictures. The kid kicked harder and harder, encouraged by the fact that Pluto had to grin and bear it, and that Mom and Dad didn't tell him to stop it. Pluto knelt down beside the child and put an arm around his shoulder and whispered, "If you kick me again, I'm gonna snap your little neck. Now behave yourself."

 

[Honey123]

Shoe fetishists love Disney, Disney gals have great shoes. I'm still looking to get a pair like Minnie's.

Perdita

Had a friend, God rest his soul, who asked Minnie if he could try on her shoes --she diss'd him!!! The rat!

He also tried on Ms. New Jersey's crown at a pagaent he was hosting....She was not happy....

 

[Sabledrake]

My aunt got manhandled by Chip and Dale once ...

Sabledrake

 

[Honey123]

Well, you heard the one were Mickey went to a lawyer and said he wanted to get a divorce from Minnie - the lawyer said you can’t get a divorce because she’s stupid - Mickey said, “I don’t want a divorce because she stupid, I said I wanted a divorce because she was fucking Goofy!”