Disgusting nasty habits

[Guest]

Sorry about this post, but I just had to tell someone.

I've come to realize that the rearview mirror in my truck is my little movie screen of reality. I've seen so many great things in my rearview lately, it's amazing.

I looked up in my rearview mirror and started checking out what was behind me at a stoplight yesterday. The person behind me was a girl and she's cute, man. She was really cute, cute blonde hair, cute little nose, sexy little lips, sweet little "I'd let you do me in the ass" eyes...she had it all, ya know?

But, as I'm looking at her (and it surprises me that more people don't check the person's rearview in front of them, before engaging in traffic nasties), she sticks her index finger into her nose...

...and I swear to GOD, I saw the skin bulging out of her forehead like she was digging around for some lost Mayan gold or some shit. I've never in my LIFE seen a chick stick her finger so far up her nose.

And, considering the sexually perverse nature that I have, I immediately started thinking:

"If her nose can accomodate that much, her pussy must be a cave!"

I know I was making that "Oh my fucking God you nasty bitch" face in the mirror, but she STILL DIDN'T LOOK UP!. I wanted to start honking my horn or something to make her stop. I wanted to get out of the truck and point her out to everyone around me, so I wouldn't have to endure the sight alone.

I was waiting for her to start pulling a string of handkerchiefs out of it, but thankfully the light turned green, and I was able to escape her. As quickly as I could, I changed lanes, and put a couple of cars between us, so I wouldn't have to see what she pulled out of there on her next expedition.

I originally had intended to go rent a movie or something, but after seeing that I just wanted to go home and wash my hands for about a half an hour. Just seeing something like that makes me feel dirty. And what's worse...seeing someone pick their nose is like seeing someone yawn. It's like contagious or something.

I fought the urge, but I couldn't face the world anymore for the rest of the night. I just needed some "alone" time, to sort through my feelings.

 

[Ambrosious]

Thomas

Sensitive little fellow, aren't you.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Good greif

Can you imagine his reaction if she'd been doing something really eeww, like smoking?

 

[Guest]

Don't get me started on smoking

I remembered one of friends long-standing observations on the human that condition. 'Chicks who smoke, are more likely to give head. It's an oral thing. The two...are as one'.

But, to be fair, I've known girls that did NOT smoke, and yet still partook of the skin flute's bounty. But, I figured I'd share my thoughts, because that's the kind of guy I am.

To be perfectly honest, I don't want another smoker chick. I've had one (probably more than one, I think), and I didn't enjoy it. I'm not sure whether it's the yellow teeth or fingernails, the char-broiled scent of their hair, or the day-old ash taste of their spit that does it...but there's just something about smoker girls that I don't dig on.

Smokers in general have a tendency to piss me off, especially this time of year.

If you've ever driven in freezing ass cold weather with a smoker, then you'll understand COMPLETELY what I'm talking about here.

They can't help but light up in a car. It's totally Pavlovian with smokers, they hear the car door slam, and they start drooling for a cig. Of course, your options as a smoker in a vehicle are to either leave the windows up and asphyxiate everyone inside the car...or roll the window down for ventilation, and to provide somewhere to flick your ashes.

It's like FUCKING ZERO outside, and they're rolling down the street with the heater set to "hell", and the fucking window down. So, your feet are fuckin' melted, your face is blue, and your nipples are hard enough to etch "help me" in the Saf-T-Glass.

 

[Ambrosious]

Thomas Hinds

My, you are a sensitive little fellow, aren't you?

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Ambro

Good thing you gave up, he might not like you.

Interesting observation about th smoker chicks and their oral fixations. I think I may have to experiement.







OK women, who would blow me?

 

[Expertise]

Expertise can excuse such.....

...lapses in socially acceptable behavior and momentary digressions from good manners, if she was as cute as you say she was.....well at least ....... so long as she didn't.... you know....... eat it.LOL

 

[Guest]

Ambrosious said:
"My, you are a sensitive little fellow, aren't you?"

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Yes


He did, well done.


Women? Come on now I have serious scientific studies to conduct here.

 

[LittleRedDevil]

Yes


He did, well done.


Women? Come on now I have serious scientific studies to conduct here.

I don't smoke, but I'll do it.

 

[Merelan]

Do what? What are we doing here? Smoking... nope... picking our nose... gross....
giving head? Cool....
I choose Thomas.....

 

[Roll-One]

I'm alittle confused here. If it was that gross to you, why did you keep watching her????????

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Women? Come on now I have serious scientific studies to conduct here.

I don't smoke, but I'll do it.

Cripes!

Is it that easy in RL, I've never tried that approach. LRD, you are on baby. You realise however that this throws my hypothesis right from the start. That's alright dear, you may be a statistical anomolie. What are your statistics BTW, oh, you've very good.

 

[lilfrk]

I don't smoke and I have an oral fixation...makes ya wonder doesn't it? Yep...I'd do it.

 

[LittleRedDevil]

I've never been an anomolie before. It will be my first time! YIPPY!

 

[Cheri]

Thomas, I love a man who's not afraid of pissing the rest of the world off. It takes some major cohones to do that right off the block, but, hey, I'm impressed.

Maybe you should carry one of those disposable cameras around with you so the next time you see another spectacle like that, you might make someone feel utterly stupid. Worth a shot.

Oh yeah, and I've been known to give blowjobs on request.

 

[KillerMuffin]

*yanking her finger from Ambro's nose* I wouldn't want to be caught doing something gross. Who wants to eat the booger? I don't. Ewwwww.

 

[Guest]

Roll-One said:
"I'm alittle confused here. If it was that gross to you, why did you keep watching her????????"

It was like a traffic accident. Just had to watch.
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Cheri said:
"Thomas, I love a man who's not afraid of pissing the rest of the world off."

I didn't plan on pissing off the rest of the world. Just wanted to express my feelings.

 

[Cheri]

Thomas, so then you go on with your bad self. lol Besides that's what makes it hysterical dude.
(groveling humbly at the feet of a master) We're not worthy

 

[Juspar Emvan]

OK so I disagree with Thomas, doesn't mean I don't like him, doesn't mean I do either, yet.

But as far as his (yes notice now it is his) hypothesis regarding oraly fixated smokers . . . I have a lilfrk and a LittleRedDevil, who appear more than willing to go down on this scientific member, and neither of them smoke.

I probably need a larger samlple base (hint hint Countess, Angel, Nicole, Cheyenne, JC Girl, Mustang Sally, Sexy Redhed, Juliangel, TN_Vixen, SweetCherry , and others- hope they search for their names) to confirm this. But I think the oral fixation may be manifest in other members of society than just smokers.

 

[Countess DeWinter]

Juspar

I don't smoke....but I would certainly be willing to show you that I have the talent required to suck start a harley.

 

[SweetCherry]

OK so I disagree with Thomas, doesn't mean I don't like him, doesn't mean I do either, yet.

But as far as his (yes notice now it is his) hypothesis regarding oraly fixated smokers . . . I have a lilfrk and a LittleRedDevil, who appear more than willing to go down on this scientific member, and neither of them smoke.

I probably need a larger samlple base (hint hint Countess, Angel, Nicole, Cheyenne, JC Girl, Mustang Sally, Sexy Redhed, Juliangel, TN_Vixen, SweetCherry , and others- hope they search for their names) to confirm this. But I think the oral fixation may be manifest in other members of society than just smokers.

I do not now, nor have I ever smoked in my life. As far as an oral fixation, well, I highly enjoy oral sex, both giving and receiving. Do they have anything in common? Well, I don't know. But I am of the opinion that there are much better things to suck on than a cigarette!

 

[Guest]

I know some of the gentlemen here ....

....are probably thinking, "What the fuck? Whether the girl smokes or not, head is head! If I could reach, wouldn't even leave the house."

Well guys, let me ask you this. If you could reach, would you actually give yourself head? And if so, how far would you actually go?

A friend of mine said that he tried once.

Now forgive me if I am in the wrong here, but at that point, I don't know what disturbed me the most. That he did try to suck himself off or that he went around telling people that he did?

I need to get new friends..

 

[Starfish]

I quit smoking a month ago.... and now all I want to do is suck cock!

 

[SimplySouthern]

Re: I know some of the gentlemen here ....

I need to get new friends..

They say the first step is admitting you have a problem.

Sounds to me as though you are already on the path to recovery.

I suggest new friends pronto. Prefereably those who don't attempt oral sex on themselves.

Although, giving this some thought, if I could go down on myself, I can't say that I wouldn't. I am a pretty sexy chick. I'd have to draw the line at cuddling with myself afterwards, but I feel sure I would be the best I ever had.