Discrimination!!!! I demand a troll of my own.

[Merelan]

Damn it. I have 6 thousand some odd posts and have yet to have anyone troll me for real. Though Siren tried once, isn't she cute when she pretends to be mean?
I have confessed my life here on the boards. I live with two husbands and am bound to a female Mistress. I skip church most weeks, drink wine, hate cats, mostly, and even have been known to curse once in awhile.
Darn it. I demand equality. I want a troll too.

 

[Gilly Bean]

-hands over A_Jacks-

Enjoy

 

[Merelan]

Oh, would he be my troll?

 

[Angel]

*Creeps in pretending to be a troll*

You uh...suck.



(Was that ok?)

 

[Guest]

Damnit! You suck goat balls on a cold day in june in death vally when there is no tumbleweed and the buzzared are buzzing.


Hows that for a troll?

 

[Merelan]

Whispers to Angel, I think you aren't suppose to use your name... besides, your avatar distracts me from your trolling.

 

[Angel]

Whispers to Angel, I think you aren't suppose to use your name... besides, your avatar distracts me from your trolling.

I know, but I'm too lazy to log out. *sigh*

 

[A_Jacks]

I will be your troll...

Do you have stories or good bio material to go on.

One cannot troll effectively without a measure of truth.

 

[Merelan]

What else do you want me to tell? Ummm.. lets see. I once ate half a candy bar before paying for it.
I lied to my Mom when she asked me if I was sleeping with my boyfriend. Ummm... well.....

is that enough?

This is hard work!

 

[Guest]

You suck!

So well... oh yeh... your Mistress really taught you how to suck, didn't she? Or was it one of those two husbands, you trampette! (Or would you rather be a strumpet?) (Please escuse my hesitation, i've never trolled before and am doing an OJT thing with you.) (You don't mind do you? I mean, maybe you wanted someone better at trolling? I'll *get* better if you give me a little time and tell me just excatly what you want. I'm good at following directions.)

Ummm.
Gnashing of teeth and grinding of... molars?

 

[Merelan]

I have to train my troll too? I thought they knew how to troll already. Darn. Is there a manual on the care and feeding of trolls?

 

[A_Jacks]

I would be a much better troll than Unregistered!

This winter, when I have more time (I live in rural America, flyover country, one of the red states on the map) I can even do an Andra-Jenny Show just for you.

Hell, we may even be able to get p_p_"THE MAN," our foreign correspondent to contribute. He can be very good when he/she/it decides to be...

 

[Merelan]

Color me confused. I thought I knew who Andra Jenny was. Is that you too? Did I miss another name change thin g. Darn it Laurel. I might sue. Not only do I have to dig up my own trolls and train them but I never seem to get the important memos around here.

 

[Beaker]

I cant troll you, I'm a muppet.

 

[Merelan]

But you can love me you fuzzy hunk of felt loving.... come here.

 

[A_Jacks]

Andra_Jenny,
Markov Cain,
J_Carville,
Algore,
A_Jacks,

Are all figments of my imagination...

First name change was because I kept getting hit on by the guys,

The others, because I got flamed for being a virgin.

It's only a game.

It ain't bean bag...

 

[Merelan]

That's it. I am keeping notes from now on. I miss out on all these things. No wonder I am confused and misled. Darn. I need a troll just to keep me informed of these things. Do they do that?

 

[Guest]

~sniffle~ Just cuz someone's doing an OJT thing with regard to full trollhood, does *not* mean she can't be a good troll.

I can learn, dammit.

I was gonna bring you flowers, Merelan, but i've determined that trolls *can't* bring flowers, that none of the despised and low caste Unregistered class can. And they were dead roses, too. All black and shrivelled. Crumbly. Ugly looking things.

See!
I can be a good troll!

~more gnashing of teeth and grinding of... herbs~

 

[Silverlily]

I hate cats

WHAT???

you, you wench, I'm hurt

I'd troll you, but I'm too broken

 

[A_Jacks]

Several use several names...

Who used to be BobToad777?

someone changed a name tonight I read.

Whatever happened to Jason, the guy who told us what a great writer he was going to be? The one from OK?

 

[Merelan]

All iw ant to know is this. Am I still merelan?

 

[Silverlily]

let me check

All iw ant to know is this. Am I still merelan?

*grope*

feels like a Merelan

*sniff*

mmmm, smells like a Merelan

*lick*

tastes like a Merelan too.


Yes, I would say you are still you
(even though you hate cats)

 

[Merelan]

Well, not pretty kitties like you. And since coming here to lit have slowly been changing my mind. But not fully won over.

Hmmm you feel nice too.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

You better still be merelan

 

[Guest]

Pussy hater?

Hmmmm

May have to thump ya for the feline discrimination.

How can ya not love a pussy...especially one as delicious as Kitten...

or even my putty tat.

Tha's OK I haven't been trolled yet either.

Now ya gotta guess.