CuriousThroat2
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- Oct 9, 2013
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Have you ever discovered the secret fetish of someone else. I don't mean "discover together". I mean you learn their secret without them being aware of it.
I'm a computer guy, so I tend to get called to fix the computers of friends and family. A lot less now than when I was a student looking for extra work, but still the occasional tweak. Most of the times it is clearing out spyware, installing updates, the usual. It almost always involves using their copy of Firefox to hit up a software website or two.
If you aren't aware, Firefox have a very robust address bar. Start to type in it, and it'll automatically search your history and bookmarks to try to bring up the site you want. It'll match keywords in the page title, the URL, even some of the content, I think. It prioritizes by some combination of most recently visited, and most often visited.
So needless to say, I start typing-- say "microsoft.com"-- and I get all their porn sites with the letter "m" in it. Mature. Miley naked. cuM stained faces.
I've gotten used to just typing quick and politely ignoring the first few results. But I have good eyes. I see.
I know my father in law has a thing for vintage porn. And young models. I know he has a particular interest in Emma Watson.
I don't know my father's preference. Thankfully, he runs a fairly robust business selling autographed photos, the two biggest sellers being sports players, and porn stars. So anything I might have learned is mixed up in a browser history full of legitimate product research. =)
The best though... hmm, let me get this thread posted first, and I'll reply with the best one...
I'm a computer guy, so I tend to get called to fix the computers of friends and family. A lot less now than when I was a student looking for extra work, but still the occasional tweak. Most of the times it is clearing out spyware, installing updates, the usual. It almost always involves using their copy of Firefox to hit up a software website or two.
If you aren't aware, Firefox have a very robust address bar. Start to type in it, and it'll automatically search your history and bookmarks to try to bring up the site you want. It'll match keywords in the page title, the URL, even some of the content, I think. It prioritizes by some combination of most recently visited, and most often visited.
So needless to say, I start typing-- say "microsoft.com"-- and I get all their porn sites with the letter "m" in it. Mature. Miley naked. cuM stained faces.
I've gotten used to just typing quick and politely ignoring the first few results. But I have good eyes. I see.
I know my father in law has a thing for vintage porn. And young models. I know he has a particular interest in Emma Watson.
I don't know my father's preference. Thankfully, he runs a fairly robust business selling autographed photos, the two biggest sellers being sports players, and porn stars. So anything I might have learned is mixed up in a browser history full of legitimate product research. =)
The best though... hmm, let me get this thread posted first, and I'll reply with the best one...