Disco Girl!

[Quasimodem]

Disco Rocked by 80-Year-Old Party Girl
Thu September 4, 2003 10:32 AM ET

BERLIN (Reuters) - Staff at a popular teenage disco were stunned to find an 80-year-old having a celebratory drink and strutting her stuff on the dance floor among thousands of young people, German police say.

"The disco told police there was an old lady drinking cola and schnapps at the bar who seemed a bit confused," said a spokesman in the western town of Oberhausen. "She was apparently shaking her hips and rocking out a bit on the dance floor too."

Officers visited the 7,000 capacity disco in the early hours and made sure she was okay.

"She was dressed up smart, celebrating her birthday by herself and everyone thought she was very friendly," the spokesman said Wednesday. "There's no upper age limit there. You don't have to show identification when you're 80."

 

[ffreak]

Strut your stuff lady! Way to go.

See I told you our life expectancy was going up. Hope I get to see her do it at her 100th.

 

[Guest]

Ohhh , noooo!

I knew that planning a surprise party for Nana was a mistake.. she thought we forgot and headed to the Old Country. DAMN!

b

 

[Chicklet]

That's so cool

 

[Wicked-N-Erotic]

I can only hope to have that kind of energy and spunk when I'm 80.

 

[ffreak]

I'm sure you will. In fact I'm counting on it. Since I'll be closer to that centurian mark, I'll need some young thang to twirl around the floor.

 

[MathGirl]

(&&%(&^%!!

Huh. And I can't even go into bars.
MG
Ps. Don't worry, Earl. Your time will come soon.

 

[TheEarl]

Re: (&&%(&^%!!

Huh. And I can't even go into bars.
MG
Ps. Don't worry, Earl. Your time will come soon.

LOL Cheeky cow! It's perfectly legal for me to go into bars. How about you?

The Earl

 

[Icingsugar]

Let me sum this up with a

Thank you.

 

[oggbashan]

Re: Re: (&&%(&^%!!

LOL Cheeky cow! It's perfectly legal for me to go into bars. How about you?

The Earl

And soon the UK laws will change to allow people too young to be mentioned on this site to go into bars which can apply to be open 24/7.

They will even allow Morris Dancing in them without a licence because Morris Dancing is not considered to be "live entertainment".

Og

 

[ffreak]

Ok, I'll bite. I thought Morris Dancing was a type of round or square dance. What's so shocking about letting kiddies do these dances? Because it's a bar (pub)?

 

[Quasimodem]

They will . . . allow . . . Morris Dancing . . . not . . . "live entertainment". Og

What is this "Morris Dancing "

The only thing I can think of
is the kind of shaking you do
in the poorly sprung "Morris"
automobile.

With or without the motor running

 

[TheEarl]

Ogg, there are people who missed the Morris Dancing thread. Maybe we should start a new one.

The Earl

 

[MathGirl]

Smiley Morris

Originally posted by Quasimodem What is this "Morris Dancing "
The only thing I can think of
is the kind of shaking you do
in the poorly sprung "Morris"
automobile.

Dear Quaz,
You're becoming obsessive about the smilies again. Have you been taking your dried frog pills?
MG
Ps. Morris dancing was covered rather thoroughly (with pictures) recently at this site. I certainly hope it isn't going to rear its ugly head again.
Pps. No, Earl. Please, not again. I'll see your morris dance and raise you a garderobe.