Disaster Porn: The New and Improved 2012 Trailer

[3113]

As you may or may not know, the current favorite year for end-of-the-world doomsday sayers is 2012 thanks to the Mayan calendar which, evidently, simply ends on that year.

To take advantage of this, Sony pictures has made a movie 2012 which is due out in November of this year.

But evidently the movie is turning out to be so over the top in its scenes of destruction that some very clever people got it into their heads to re-make the trailer for this film as a riff on all those infamous 70's disaster films.

Enjoy!

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I would be willing to be that trailer is better than the actual movie

I have no interest in watching another Roland Emmerac movie. He has no idea how physics work, and makes very bad movies base on his assumptions of how things work. I just don't care about what he does anymore.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Hollywood has little idea of how anything works. They figure if it can be dummied up on special effects, it can be profitable. The young male demographic they usually aim for isn't a target because it has so much money,it's just gullible to watch anything that blows up.

 

[jomar]

Hell, I want to see it if only for the over the top special effects!

 

[3113]

IHe has no idea how physics work

Physics!? Bah! We don't need no stinkin' physics!

 

[FallingToFly]

Is it bad that the title of this thread gave me an idea for literal disaster porn- smut as the world implodes?

 

[3113]

Is it bad that the title of this thread gave me an idea for literal disaster porn- smut as the world implodes?

Not a'tall, not a'tall! This is a porn board. In fact, it proves that you're right where you belong.

Always happy to provide inspiration for new smut

 

[FallingToFly]

Not a'tall, not a'tall! This is a porn board. In fact, it proves that you're right where you belong.

Always happy to provide inspiration for new smut

I'm glad to have it- everything I look at has been giving me ideas- including lampshades, telephone poles, Salem witch trial documentaries- I finally broke my writer's block.

It only took three years, one incredibly disturbing movie (Repo! The Genetic Opera) and a really dedicated bf.

He literally beat my ass every time I quit writing, and forced me through the first chapter.

Now I can't quit.

 

[rgraham666]

Talk about going out with a bang!

 

[penandpaper]

Now that's funny.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Now that's funny.

That's Rob. Doesn't say much but when he does . . . http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii177/1volupturary_manque/lol.gif

 

[FallingToFly]

Talk about going out with a bang!

*TACKLES*

ROB!

 

[rgraham666]

*TACKLES*

ROB!

Hi Falling. Long time no see. *HUGS*

Sounds like you're doing well.

Hi VM. I try.

 

[DeeZire]

My question is, what are the chances of Amanda Peet taking her top off with a kid around? That's why I hate movies with kids in them.

I liked the soundtrack to the fake trailer. It had a groovy 70s porn vibe.

This thread reminds me that I must submit my disaster scenario story one of these days. It's finished - all except for the rewrite that's supposed to transform it from utter crap to average crap.

Speaking of crap, a musician friend of mine wrote a song called "It's Snowing Shit (All Over The World.") Now that would make an interesting disaster movie.

 

[slyc_willie]

It only took three years, one incredibly disturbing movie (Repo! The Genetic Opera) and a really dedicated bf.

We lurve Repo.

As for 2012, it's a definite contender for a movie blowjob.