Dirty Words Thesarus

[letsallgetlaid]

I need one, LOTS AND LOTS of people who post here need one tremendously!
Where can I find one? Can we start one here if there isn't one?


Just alternative words for all the dirty words (penis, vagina, sex, caressing etc...) so people don't use the same one over and over, I am so guilty of this and I don't want to be!

 

[JUDO]

Grant?

Ha ha! Sounds like a lot of work, but fun none-the-less. I can just imagine putting Sexual Thesauritionist on my tax returns!

Anybody want to suggest a file format that's easy to search through. HTML might be the way to go. There's certainly lots of search engines already written for that.

Tell you what, you start with anus and I'll start with zoophilism and we'll meet in the middle. What do you say?

And for the techs out there. How would one set up a database that cannot be erased but added to by anyone? On-line, that is?


- Judo

 

[Mickie]

Analinctus -- anal (rectal) intercourse: bugger; bufu; butt (or bum) fucking; back door Charlie; chocolate cave; chocolate way; corn hole; dirty road; doodie shoot; fudge packing; Greek style; (or "Greek culture"); up dirt trail; in (up) the ass; the little used path; pack your poop shute; pederasty (imprecise, because it refers to an ancient Greek institutionalized relationship); poop for your pooter; redeye; ram the dam; 66; sodomy (which is a legal term and is too general or all inclusive); stern job; tail fucking.

Analingus -- oral-anus kissing or licking: around the world; bite the brown; chocolate job; going up mustard road; rimming; reaming; to rim somebody (to lick somebody's anus); tongue in cheek it; up dirt trail.

Anus - a-nus - n., pl. a-nus-es. -- The opening at the lower end of the alimentary canal through which solid waste is eliminated from the body. [Middle English, from Latin.]; anal orifice or sphincter: ass; ass hole; back door; bootey; brown eye; bung hole; bunkey; butt hole; can; crack; dirt hole; chocolate friend; chocolate hole; chocolate road; chocolate tunnel; cornhole; crapper; dumper; fanny; heiny hole; hershey highway (or road); hershey squirter; mud chute; pooper; red-eye; rose bud; shitter; turd cutter; turtle.

How's that for a start?

Mickie

 

[Rrrosyn]

I use Wicked Words. And Word Menu. I need the new Word Menu edition. It's chapter on Character and Behavior, sub-section Sex, Love and Romance has treated me well.

Don't use too many different words for the same thing. If you use mostly Americam slang and slip in one or two British slang words, well it kinda throws me for a loop. Meanwhile if you are writing in British terms for surroundings and things, flat, lift, bonnet, then I expect British slang for the sexual stuff too.

Just me. Really want the second edition of Word Menu.

 

[Mickie]

Rrrosyn makes a point here. Part of making believable characters is to use the slang they would use for sex. If an innocent engenue says fuck it tends to strain the imagination. If she continually calls it 'making love' it's in character and is not a problem with being boring. Remember, use your main character as a guide for what kind of language to use in the narrative. A Brit would think only in British terms unless you define why they wouldn't. Be consistent and don't overdo the language. It'll flow and still provide plenty of opportunity for variation.

Mickie

 

[lovetoread]

How's that for a start?

Mickie

It's a wonderful start! Can you call me when you get to the C's?

 

[letsallgetlaid]

I still need to know

While I think that you make a point what happens when I'm writing with a character who'd use diffrent words than I do, when I just don't have them in my lexicon yet, am I just screwed? (unhappily no, but that's beside the point) And I just really need to express my distaste for people using the same exact world over and over, yes don't use to many different ones, that's all well and good, but geez don't use "sex" to mean vagina and every part of a woman's anatomy. I really REALLY get irked by sentences like, "He put his sex into her sex." What??!
That's the other thing, how do you describe different parts. A penis isn't just one thing, there are lots of parts and if you want to talk about a part how do you do that. same with lots of other things.
Where do I get wicked words and word menu?

Thanks, sorry I'm really cranky I have a horrible headache I'm sorry.

 

[Mickie]

Not cranky. you ask a legit question here. When you're describing a leg, do you have to always use the word 'leg'? Can you say, milky white thigh? Can you use other ways to describe sexual statements? He fucked her. He inserted his cock into her pussy. Or can you describe more about it, burying the words that are repeated into the prose. His cock stood at attention, watching the place where it knew it was supposed to go. It studied the pussy, played with the thought of immersion into the wet, hot depths. Fearing nothing, it took the plunge.

What I mean is to use your imagination when you write. It isn't just the exact words you use that convey originality, its the entirety of your style. If you find you use the word cock too much, perhaps it's because you're talking about it too much. Try delving into the rest of the sexual experience. Describe the way the air feels on your naked back as you thrust. Describe the room you're in. Describe the rest of the world outside of 'cock and pussy' and you might not find your own word choices are over-used.

As for a dirty word thesaurus, most of what you'll find you already know. The differences are really in the prose, not in the words, unless you like to use terms like 'one-eyed wonder worm' in the middle of a sexual encounter. Some writers do, and it works for them. So, here's my next installment. The 'C's, for lovetoread.

Clitoris - clit-o-ris n. -- A small, elongated erectile organ at the anterior part of the vulva, homologous with the penis. [New Latin, from Greek kleitoris. - clit-o-ral adj.: bead; bean; boogie button; bud; cherry; clickie; clit; door bell; female cock; flickie; hot spot; joy button; little man in the boat; love button; magic button; magic trigger; raisin; tickler; trigger.

Coitus - co-i-tus - n. -- Sexual union between a male and a female involving insertion of the penis into the vagina. [Latin, from past participle of cohre, to copulate : co-, co- + hre, to go, come; see ei- below.] —co-i-tal adj. —co-i-tal-ly adv. to have sexual, penis in vagina, intercourse: [Sexologist John Money recommends two transitive verb forms for the activity indicated by the noun "coitus" since none exist excepting for the socially unacceptable "fuck." These should be "swive," and "quim," which are obsolete early English. Men would "swive" women, whereas women would "quim" men. Both verb forms for coitus are active and are not indicative of a power imbalance relationship between the sexes engaging in this activity.].

Vulgarism or "obscenities": ball; balling; bang; boff; boffing; bopping; frig; fuck; fucking; frick; get laid; getting a piece; get a piece of ass; hump; humping; jump; lay; pump; quim; rip off a quick piece; screw; screwing; scrogging; scrump; scrumping; shag; shagging; slam; steaming.

Jargon : "connexion"; congress; copulation; fornicate; hustle; intimate relations; intercourse; to "know" a woman; knowing; carnal knowledge; mounting; penetrate; rape; turn a trick (prostitute's term); sexual intercourse; sexual union; sexual congress.

Euphemisms: all the way; do it; doing it; getting it on; go to bed; go to town; have sex; home run; horizontal boogie; horizontal bop; make it; make love; making love; making babies; playing, or "let's play"; score; shacking-up; slept with; sleeping with; having an affair; going all the way; seeing someone; spending the night with someone; talk (let’s talk); a quickie; whoopee.

Romanticisms: deflower (obsolete); he debauched her; he deflowered her; he despoiled her; a fate worse than death; plucking rosebuds; ravish; he ravished her; the ole in and out; seduce; sheath the sword to the hilt (Shakespeare); making the two-backed beast (Chaucer); she succumbed to his blandishment; he took her honor; they consummated their love; violate; he violated her.

Slang: backseat roll; ball; to ball; balls eye; bang the box; bang your brains out; banging your beaver; banging bones; bang the hell out of it; being a man; being in the saddle; belly dancing; bingo; birds and bees; bird doggin’; blowin' a load; boff; boffin; boing; boink; boom-boom; bone dancing; boogie; bouncing bellies; bring the log to the beaver; bucking; bump and grind; bumping; bumpin' fuzzies; bumping pretties; bumpin’ rugs; bumpin’ uglies; buns in the oven; bury cable; bury the bologna; bury the hatchet where it won't rust; bush diving; busting guts; catch the weasel; catching scootie; come to daddy; coming down on it; cooking; cuddle-my-cuddle; diddle; dip the (your) wick; dirty deed; doink; doing it doggie style; doggin; do it; do the Big Bony Moroney; doing it; doing the big trick; doing the deed; doing the dirty deed; doing the funky monkey; doing the (or a) nasty; doing the thang; doing the wild thing; doink; doinking; do work; drill; drilling for oil; duka-duka; dump; exploratory surgery; filling the box; flesh injection; fooling around; fourth base; fuzz bump; getting bent; get busy; get down and dirty; get freaky; get into someone's pants; getting it on; getting on; get it on; gettin' it on; get it off; get parallel; getting horizontal; getting laid; getting lucky; getting off; getting a nut; get paid; get pie; get plugged; get some area; getting some leg; getting some sugar; get some trim (or quim); get some nookie; getting your rocks off; get your poker wet; giving the dog a bone; going all the way; grinding; gurvie; hide it; hit it; hanky panky; helicopter ride; hide the salami; hit the ball through the bleachers; hit the guts; hobble; hoe the garden; hooking up; horizontal bop; horizontal exercise; horizontal hoola; horizontal mamba; horizontal slamdance; horizontal tango; hot beef injection; hump; humpin' and bumpin'; humping and pumping; hole in one; home run; hot beef injection; hunch; in the bush; indoor body surfing; jam it; Juke; jugg; jump on someone's bones; killing it; killing the eel hammer; knock boots; knocking boots; laying the cable; laying pipe; lock in key; to make somebody; make love--Not!; making it; makin' bacon; making the bed squeak; making whoopee; mating; motion of the ocean; mounting; mud for your duck; mud for your turtle; nail; nailed; nailin’; nookie; the old in and out; once around the park; packing; parking the car; pick cherries; pickle-me-tickle-me; pile driving; playing hide-the-sausage (bologna); playing the front nine; pluck; poke a stroke; pole dance; poon; pooning pop it; pork; pop the coochie; porking; pound the mound; poking; put the puck in the net; pump; pumping; putter in the hole; rail; ram your rod; ramming home; riding; riding the high, hard one; riding the hobby horse; riding the pony; riding the bologna pony; riding the wave; riding the velvet meat curtains of love; ride the wind; rinka-rinka; rocky-rocky; rock steady; rooting; roll in the hay; romping scootie; scooning; score; screw; scroggin'; scrumpin'; scrunch; send it in; have sex; shake and bake; shtoop; shaking the sheets; skiing; skinboat to tuna town; slamming; slapping the bacon to the pan; slapping stomachs; slapping tummies; slipping between the lily whites; spreading the folds; stable-my- naggie; stoop; "taking it"; take a turn on Mount Pleasant; take Nebuchadnezzar out to grass; take a turn in Bushy Park; take the old one-eye to the optometrist; take the skin boat to tuna town; taking a ride; the in and out; thwacking; throwing chalk; throwing the pork; two moon junction; tube steak boogie; turning a trick (prostitute's term); wet the worm; wham, bam, thank you ma'am; wheel; whopping; wild thing; work it; working it.

Condoms - con-dom n. -- A flexible sheath, usually made of thin rubber or latex, designed to cover the penis during sexual intercourse for contraceptive purposes or as a means of preventing sexually transmitted diseases. [Origin unknown.]; a penis sheath barrier contraceptive: bag; French ticklers (a specialized condom designed to purportedly increase stimulation for the female); French letter; glove; prophylactics; "Protection"; raincoat; root suit; rubber; safe; scum bag; sheath; skins; sock; Trojans; triple X's.

Cunnilingus - cun-ni-lin-gus n. -- Oral stimulation of the clitoris or vulva. [New Latin, from Latin, he who licks the vulva : cunnus, vulva; + lingere, to lick.] —cun-ni-lin-gual adj.: alphabetizing; bag lunch; beaver dinner; being taken out to lunch; bird licker; biting flaps; box lunch at the "Y"; burger fest; burger feast; bush doctor; carpet muching; cherry flip; chewing bubble gum; chow box; chow down; chowing; chow or chowing box; clam dinner; clean the carpet; cleaning your head; coochy kiss; D.J.; cutting the carpet; dessert; digging for clams; diving for tuna; doing your A, B. C s; down town; eat; eating; to eat beaver; eating box; eating at the crossroads; eat cunt; eating fur pie; eat meat; eat out; eat squirrel; eat pussy; eat my giblets; eating the bearded clam; eating out; to eat somebody out; eating a glazed donut; eating at the pussy palace; eating from the honey pot; eating hair pie; eating the sulfaking sandwich; eating at the "Y"; eat tuna; eating the vertical taco; flipping the bean; French culture (oral-genital sex in general); getting a perm; getting down; giving face; giving head; giving skull; glazed donut face; go down; going down on; go south; going south with the mouth; head; hairpie; having tomato soup; having oyster stew; hedge clipping; hummer; hum job; kissing the clam; lapping; lick; lick bean; lick the bowl; lick box; lick cooter; lick'em where they pee; lickety lap; licking beaver; licking the lower lips; tongue; lick the slit; lunch; marine biology; mimi-job; muff diving; muffburger; muff muncher; munching box; munching muff; munch rug; (free) mustache rides; O.S. (for oral sex); oral sex; red beard; rug munching; salty dog; sex floss; sit on my face; skull; slit licking; smoochie; snack at the "Y"; snack time; split the darkwood; suck; eating sushi; tea bag; tickle the bearded clam; tongue the B; tongue job; tongue pussy; tonguing; tuna taco; Venus butterfly; womb broom (abortion term); red wings (during menstruation); "Y" pie; yodeling in the canyon; yodeling in the gully; yodeling in the "O"; 69 (includes simultaneous fellatio); 68 (you do me, and I'll owe you one).

 

[Whispersecret]

I have a book called The Bald Headed Hermit, An Erotic Thesaurus. It's pretty useless. It's filled with terms that I could never use in my work unless, like Mickie mentioned, the character had a penchant for saying things like, "I want to drive down your Hershey highway, baby."

One of these days, I might work up a short synonym list of my own, one that has words and phrases someone might actually use.

Letsallgetlaid, I disagree. I think you can use the word "sex" as a sort of collective noun for genitalia, both male and female. I've seen it done many times in books. However, I don't like the sentence you gave as an example because it used the word twice.

 

[Mickie]

I think most dirty word thesauri (? ) are pretty much in the humor category. Whisper's right. Although some outright porn uses the more vulgar terms, and there are some characters you might want to use them with. I think, though, that this is a problem that comes up more and more with amatuer writers, who have no idea that description involves more than telling exactly who's doing what to whom, and what part fits where. That's why pure porn is so poorly written and amatuerish.

Mickie

 

[Weird Harold]

Every person, whether writer or character in a story, has certain words that they think when thinking about sex or genatalia.

I find it distracting when a character whips out his cock, rams his prick into her cunt, and then has his manhood explode into her vagina.


Pick a set of words that each character uses for the various parts and acts and stick with them for that character.

Note also that while a man is "pounding a woman's cunt with his rigid cock" she thinks "his prick fills her pussy just perfectly." The words you use depend on which character's viewpoint you are writing from.

 

[letsallgetlaid]

His sex her sex

Letsallgetlaid, I disagree. I think you can use the word "sex" as a sort of collective noun for genitalia, both male and female. I've seen it done many times in books. However, I don't like the sentence you gave as an example because it used the word twice.

I've seen it used to, and in all the stories I see it used in here it's usually a really poorly written story and they do truely have sentences like "He stuck his sex in her sex and they had sex." I think there are so many words (obviously Mickie has been a great help (THANK YOU) in showing us just how many) for both the organs and the actions that using sex is usually just a sort of cop out. When I see stories that read like this I admit I skip down to the bottom, vote usually a 2 and pick a different story. Sorry.

 

[JUDO]

WOW!

Screw Websters, get me a Mickie's! Mick, can I get a signed, first-edition when it comes out?


- Judo

 

[Mickie]

Humph. I didn't collect this bunch of words. I was sent an email by a friend who got it from somewhere. She thought it was funny. If I knew where she got it, I'd let you all know.

letsallgetlaid -- so you musta voted a couple of mine a 2 and skedaddled. I use the word 'sex' in a generic sense if it works with the language of the story. In Goddess of Winter I used it whenever the main character thought about the goddess. He just couldn't bring himself to think of her as a normal person, so he used the terms and language that indicated, to him, someone so far removed from the flesh and blood world that her genitals were 'sex' not 'pussy' or 'cunt'. Any descriptive word is appropriate when it's used in context with the prose surrounding it.

Generalizing is a bad habit to get into when you're talking about creative writing. It's called creative for a reason.

Mickie

 

[Ulyssa]

Erotica in Creationist writing?

Nevermind. I must have misunderstood.

 

[letsallgetlaid]

Exceptions

I like making broad generalizations and then having wonderful exceptions. I'm going to read your story and be pleasently suprised right now!

 

[letsallgetlaid]

can't find it

So I looked but I couldn't find it. Post the link to your story (or PM me). Thanks