dirty thesaurus

[kellycummings]

Is there a thesaurus out there anywhere for dirty words, gentials, etc?
I sometimes have trouble coming up with names for things and I hate using the same ones over and over. I can think of only so many names for a dick, pussy or asshole without getting silly. I don't want to have to resort to writing "he stuck his tallwhacker in her bearded clam, getting it wet before ramming it up her poop chute." LOL

 

[A7inchPhildo]

This was taken off the How to area in the story section.




balls – ballocks, bollocks, crown/family jewels, gonads, nads, nards, rocks, nuts, scrotum,

testicles
cock – bone, boner, dick, erection, genitals, hard-on, hose, lance, manhood, meat, member,

organ, pecker, penis, phallus, pole, prick, rod, root, sex, shaft, staff, stem, tool, wood
glans – bulb, crown, head, helmet, knob, mushroom tip, tip

FEMALES

clitoris – bud, bump, bundle of nerves, button, nub, nubbin, pearl
lips – creases, folds, labia, nether lips
nipples – areola, buds, peaks, tips
pussy – beaver, box, bush, cleft, crease, crevice, crotch, cunny, cunt, fuckhole, gash, genitals,

glove, hole, mound, muff, opening, quim, slit, snatch, twat, vagina, vulva
tits – boobs, bosom, breasts, chest, dugs, globes, knockers, mammaries, mounds, rack

BOTH SEXES

ass – arse, backside, behind, bottom, bum, buns, butt, buttocks, cheeks, rear, rear end, rump,

seat
come (noun) – cream, cum, ejaculate, honey, jism, jizz, juice, secretions, seed, semen, spunk
come (verb) – blow, climax, cream, cum, ejaculate, get off, jet, peak, spend, spray, spurt, squirt

 

[handlebars69]

makes me laugh when i read it as fast as i could aloud.... that was great. thanks to phil for making my day yet again

 

[InsatiableMe]

This was taken off the How to area in the story section.

But is this a "story idea"? It seems like an "author's hangout" kinda thread.

 

[handlebars69]

yes, but where there are story ideas there are authors and advice to be shared.... here is just as good

 

[kellycummings]

But is this a "story idea"? It seems like an "author's hangout" kinda thread.

I actually meant it to be in AH and put it here by mistake. This is what happens when I try to multi-task.

 

[A7inchPhildo]

But is this a "story idea"? It seems like an "author's hangout" kinda thread.

You are correct InsatiableMe this really does not belong here. I have seen Risia pop a cork over less. Either she does not want to see it or it is ok or she has been busy.

I wonder if it would be possible to write a story with the use of so many different synynynynynymynyms.

Laughing could be the character suffers from hysterical neurosis and through out the story just spurts out different descriptive words...

OOps! Now it is a story idea thread.

 

[InsatiableMe]

Oops! Now it is a story idea thread.

lol

 

[Black Tulip]

You are correct InsatiableMe this really does not belong here. I have seen Risia pop a cork over less. Either she does not want to see it or it is ok or she has been busy.

I wonder if it would be possible to write a story with the use of so many different synynynynynymynyms.

Laughing could be the character suffers from hysterical neurosis and through out the story just spurts out different descriptive words...

OOps! Now it is a story idea thread.

Gilles de la Tourette, fuck, fuck, fucking disease, shit.

 

[A7inchPhildo]

French neurologist (1857-1904)
Georges Gilles de la Tourette: brain doctor, neurologist - a medical specialist in the nervous system and the disorders affecting it


Gilles de la Tourette or Tourette syndrome: neurochemical disorder characterized by tics — involuntary, rapid, sudden movements or vocalizations that occur repeatedly in the same way. Symptoms include multiple motor and one or more vocal tics present at some time during the disorder although not necessarily simultaneously; the occurrence of tics many times a day (usually in bouts) nearly every day or intermittently throughout a span of more than one year.


Yeah that BLack Tulip! I knew someone would know what I was talking about. Pole, prick, rod, root! Now if we could just get a volunteer to write it. Quim, slit, snatch, twat!

Thinking [with an evil smirk and laugh] such a twisted pathetic story is right up my alley.

 

[emptyness]

there's a movie, niagra, niagra where the female lead has tourette's and goes around saying fuck, fucker, shit and slapping the ground. robin tunney, that's who it was. she made tourette's very sexy in there

 

[A7inchPhildo]

Very interesting!

robin tunney she married that director bob goose or something , I had seen her on law & order.

Empty a bigining like your story could easily be adapted to such a theme, or just toss it in as a sideline antic to spice up a moment.

 

[RisiaSkye]

For the record, I've never "popped a cork" in any context but opening champagne.

And, as I'm thinking of using this idea myself, it seemed like a story idea to me. At any rate, it's close enough for government work--and apparently, I'm a bureaucrat at heart.



RS

 

[A7inchPhildo]

For the record, I've never "popped a cork" in any context but opening champagne.

And, as I'm thinking of using this idea myself, it seemed like a story idea to me. At any rate, it's close enough for government work--and apparently, I'm a bureaucrat at heart.



RS

Well, Hello Risia I didn't see you come in. (Now don't I feel silly) [Quick back pedaling] Well, you did once not like a thread from S&P questing for names, but later you were more than nice about it.

Might I add you look pretty as ever! If I thought I could get away with it I would give you an upsidedown kiss.

 

[snooper]

Another synonym for penis is "mountain" as in "She'll be coming round the ..."

 

[A7inchPhildo]

Snooper
The whole song is perverted. I for one do not like incest with granny. But she sure does come a lot in the song.

She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes
She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes
She'll be coming round the mountain, she'll be coming round the mountain,
She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes


She'll be driving six white horses when she comes (Hee Haw)
She'll be driving six white horses when she comes (Hee Haw)
She'll be driving six white horses, she'll be driving six white horses,
She'll be driving six white horses when she comes (Hee Haw)


Oh, we'll all go out to meet her when she comes (Hi, Babe)
Oh, we'll all go out to meet her when she comes (Hi, Babe)
Oh, we'll all go out to meet her, we'll all go out to meet her,
We'll all go out to meet her when she comes (Hi, Babe)


She'll be wearing red pajamas when she comes
She'll be wearing red pajamas when she comes
She'll be wearing red pajamas, she'll be wearing red pajamas,
She'll be wearing red pajamas when she comes


She will have to sleep with Grandma when she comes (Snore)
She will have to sleep with Grandma when she comes (Snore)
She will have to sleep with Grandma, she will have to sleep with Grandma,
She will have to sleep with Grandma when she comes. (Snore)

 

[snooper]

... She'll be wearing red pajamas when she comes ...

Odd, they were pink in the version I learned.

 

[A7inchPhildo]

Odd, they were pink in the version I learned.

Snoop you don't really thing I typed that out from memory do ya?

Sorry it is red pink seems to be a nice feminine color. For Gods sake they were RED!


Phew! That's ok the song I know was, " She will have to sleep with Grandpa when she comes (whore)"

 

[snooper]

Snoop you don't really thing I typed that out from memory do ya? ...

Makes no difference whether it was memory or a song book. My song book says "pink", as did my memory. I consulted widely on this (four companions in the bar last night) and two of them said "silk", one said "pink" and the other said "Who cares if she get's 'em off quick?"

On the other hand I know a number of verses which are not in the song book, but I learned those in the Rugby Club ...

 

[A7inchPhildo]

Makes no difference whether it was memory or a song book. My song book says "pink", as did my memory. I consulted widely on this (four companions in the bar last night) and two of them said "silk", one said "pink" and the other said "Who cares if she get's 'em off quick?"

On the other hand I know a number of verses which are not in the song book, but I learned those in the Rugby Club ...

I believe I know what happened. That was an old song book you read it from. Don't feel silly it happens you know after so many washes red turns to pink unless you use colorfast with Tide bleach alternative.

Ok that was kind a punny, wasn't it?

 

[lawSTUDent]

E-Book

While searching for a particular e-book, I came across a list (in notepad form) with 2000 or so of such words... I can post it tomorrow. However, is there a word limit to such postings???

 

[A7inchPhildo]

Yeah 1999

I don't know but there is a limit on smiles in one post. I don't think 2k will be a problem as I have seen much more than that in one post.