Dirty talk

From Jeanette France

Hi, if you are really interested try me! Email address is in my profile. Love Jeanette
 
dirty is as dirty does

buckie10 said:
need female who likes to talk dirty


Well how's this for dirty...

I went to the supermarket to purchase my most favored sex toy , Produce. As I was sizing up the cucumbers, I noticed an older gentleman eyeing me. I glared at him and gave him a wicked smile, then stuck the cucumber in my mouth as though it was a plump juicy cock.

My onlooker looked shocked at my actions, I stared at him as I deep throated the rather large cucumber. I then placed it in my basket (pun intended) and walked by the gentleman. As my shoulder brushed his arm I said quietly, " Want to be my cucumber?"
I walked by, glancing over my shoulder smiling. He was speechless.

I didn't bother to wash the cucumber off once I got in my car. I purposely didn't wear panties. I put my seat back, moved the wheel upright and shoved that cucumber deep into my juicy cunt. I don't care that I could be caught, that is the thrill of it.....I shoved the cucumber in and out, watching the door of the market, seeing if my onlooker was near. To my surprise, he was peering in my passengers window...I stopped fucking myself and unrolled my window....
"Need a hand," He asked with his boner poking out of his light dress pants.
"Hand? I want your tongue..."
 
Well how's this for dirty...

I went to the supermarket to purchase my most favored sex toy , Produce. As I was sizing up the cucumbers, I noticed an older gentleman eyeing me. I glared at him and gave him a wicked smile, then stuck the cucumber in my mouth as though it was a plump juicy cock.

My onlooker looked shocked at my actions, I stared at him as I deep throated the rather large cucumber. I then placed it in my basket (pun intended) and walked by the gentleman. As my shoulder brushed his arm I said quietly, " Want to be my cucumber?"
I walked by, glancing over my shoulder smiling. He was speechless.

I didn't bother to wash the cucumber off once I got in my car. I purposely didn't wear panties. I put my seat back, moved the wheel upright and shoved that cucumber deep into my juicy cunt. I don't care that I could be caught, that is the thrill of it.....I shoved the cucumber in and out, watching the door of the market, seeing if my onlooker was near. To my surprise, he was peering in my passengers window...I stopped fucking myself and unrolled my window....
"Need a hand," He asked with his boner poking out of his light dress pants.
"Hand? I want your tongue..."


My that is a hot one, wish it was my cock
 
wickedlady31 said:
Well how's this for dirty...

I went to the supermarket to purchase my most favored sex toy , Produce. As I was sizing up the cucumbers, I noticed an older gentleman eyeing me. I glared at him and gave him a wicked smile, then stuck the cucumber in my mouth as though it was a plump juicy cock.

My onlooker looked shocked at my actions, I stared at him as I deep throated the rather large cucumber. I then placed it in my basket (pun intended) and walked by the gentleman. As my shoulder brushed his arm I said quietly, " Want to be my cucumber?"
I walked by, glancing over my shoulder smiling. He was speechless.

I didn't bother to wash the cucumber off once I got in my car. I purposely didn't wear panties. I put my seat back, moved the wheel upright and shoved that cucumber deep into my juicy cunt. I don't care that I could be caught, that is the thrill of it.....I shoved the cucumber in and out, watching the door of the market, seeing if my onlooker was near. To my surprise, he was peering in my passengers window...I stopped fucking myself and unrolled my window....
"Need a hand," He asked with his boner poking out of his light dress pants.
"Hand? I want your tongue..."

That's HOT

Want a tongue dance ? :D :p
 
....

what a nice offer...
*contemplates deeply*

after a shower...I want to freshen up
 
here

anything is possible....
it just so happens that my shower is large enough for 12...with benches for perfectly slippery and delightful sex
 
wickedlady31 said:
anything is possible....
it just so happens that my shower is large enough for 12...with benches for perfectly slippery and delightful sex


well Goddam, that just sounds Dandy!!!

All sorts of positions and elaborate story lines could be acted out in such a place!!
 
anything is possible....
it just so happens that my shower is large enough for 12...with benches for perfectly slippery and delightful sex


mmm the thought of an orgy just sprang to mind...............
 
....

Hotscotsman said:
well Goddam, that just sounds Dandy!!!

All sorts of positions and elaborate story lines could be acted out in such a place!!


Indeed. So come on in...the water is warm and the steam is rolling around in there....
*sheds robe and steps in, closing the glass door and beckoning to her gentleman friends to come hither*
 
wickedlady31 said:
Indeed. So come on in...the water is warm and the steam is rolling around in there....
*sheds robe and steps in, closing the glass door and beckoning to her gentleman friends to come hither*

Mind if I join you in the shower ... just been doing some tongue fucking and it gets me so damn horny!!
 
wickedlady31 said:
Indeed. So come on in...the water is warm and the steam is rolling around in there....
*sheds robe and steps in, closing the glass door and beckoning to her gentleman friends to come hither*
I'm coming in! :D :p
 
Wickedlady

wickedlady31 said:
Well how's this for dirty...

I went to the supermarket to purchase my most favored sex toy , Produce. As I was sizing up the cucumbers, I noticed an older gentleman eyeing me. I glared at him and gave him a wicked smile, then stuck the cucumber in my mouth as though it was a plump juicy cock.

My onlooker looked shocked at my actions, I stared at him as I deep throated the rather large cucumber. I then placed it in my basket (pun intended) and walked by the gentleman. As my shoulder brushed his arm I said quietly, " Want to be my cucumber?"
I walked by, glancing over my shoulder smiling. He was speechless.

I didn't bother to wash the cucumber off once I got in my car. I purposely didn't wear panties. I put my seat back, moved the wheel upright and shoved that cucumber deep into my juicy cunt. I don't care that I could be caught, that is the thrill of it.....I shoved the cucumber in and out, watching the door of the market, seeing if my onlooker was near. To my surprise, he was peering in my passengers window...I stopped fucking myself and unrolled my window....
"Need a hand," He asked with his boner poking out of his light dress pants.
"Hand? I want your tongue..."
I love the way you talk
 
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