Dirty Phrases for VT's Education

[VampiricTouch]

I've been told many times, that I must've grown up under a rock all my life, that I'm decidedly lacking in common sense, and in this case, lacking in understanding of the perverse.

So this is a request to help broaden my understanding. Please fill me in on some dirty, perverted phrases or slang, their meaning, and perhaps an example?

I'll go first -- I learned this one today......

Munching the Carpet - A synonym for eating pussy ....

-not sure how to use yet-

 

[fr33ks33k]

Use of "munching the carpet":

I had hoped she would be bare down there, but instead my venture became me munching the carpet.

 

[VampiricTouch]

giggles Thank you! I'll make a mental note to make that appointment for a Brazilian wax this week.

 

[fr33ks33k]

giggles Thank you! I'll make a mental note to make that appointment for a Brazilian wax this week.

*Grins*

There's nothing wrong with a little 'carpet'...but if it's become a shag rug...that's too far. *chuckle*

 

[Cheska]

Oh lord, I can actually post something that might even impress Fr33k.

Have you heard this?

 

[VampiricTouch]

I'm.... so confused. I don't get it

 

[Cheska]

I'm.... so confused. I don't get it

It's a plethora of other words for the same thing....

 

[yeishia]

I've been told many times, that I must've grown up under a rock all my life, that I'm decidedly lacking in common sense, and in this case, lacking in understanding of the perverse.

So this is a request to help broaden my understanding. Please fill me in on some dirty, perverted phrases or slang, their meaning, and perhaps an example?

I'll go first -- I learned this one today......

Munching the Carpet - A synonym for eating pussy ....

-not sure how to use yet-

Lol VT I am going to snag that one for my Sexual Theraurus Thread however I highly doubt you will be needing it in on of your stories .

it is soo.....( I am looking for an appropriate word)

I am happy to confess that I had no idea either

Or is this research for your new thread idea you mentioned ? *giggles*

I am thinking it belongs in a limerick maybe ...There was a daft lad from the market who liked to munch down on the carpet etc etc . I am not much of a poet lol!

*Grins*

There's nothing wrong with a little 'carpet'...but if it's become a shag rug...that's too far. *chuckle*

No carpets in my house they cause allergies

Oh lord, I can actually post something that might even impress Fr33k.

*giggles *

I'm.... so confused. I don't get it

Me neither

 

[yeishia]

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[fr33ks33k]

Oh lord, I can actually post something that might even impress Fr33k.

Have you heard this?

*Chuckle* Why, yes, Mz. Cheska, I have. Still funny though!

 

[fr33ks33k]

I'm.... so confused. I don't get it

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo.

They are all euphemisms for sex.

 

[VampiricTouch]

OH!!! I completely didn't see that! She flushes now after a better understanding of the song.

Dear Yeishia, it's not for a future thread, this is for my own curiosity.

 

[yeishia]

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo.

They are all euphemisms for sex.

I would never in a million years have gotten that

Dear Yeishia, it's not for a future thread, this is for my own curiosity.

*giggles* I know that ... I was so teasing you VT

 

[Cheska]

*Chuckle* Why, yes, Mz. Cheska, I have. Still funny though!

All I can say is.. my dad was a sailor. U.S. Navy.. so yea, I've heard "Words."

 

[Light Ice]

All I can say is.. my dad was a sailor. U.S. Navy.. so yea, I've heard "Words."

Sailors and Marines, above all the other men and women in service, turn cursing and dirty talk into an art form. They paint in profanities the way Van Gogh painted in oils.

 

[DemureDryad]

http://chanarchive.org/content/52_a/40545699/1285287039826.jpg

 

[Cheska]

Sailors and Marines, above all the other men and women in service, turn cursing and dirty talk into an art form. They paint in profanities the way Van Gogh painted in oils.

Very true, mind you.. my mom came up with colorful threats.. "If I had my way, I would staple your nuts to your chin an kick you in the ass."

 

[DemureDryad]

One time i got into an argument with my military family, and one of them turned to me and said...

"You look like a peanut butter fucking sandwich."

Obviously a euphemism for double decker anal sex.

 

[DemureDryad]

If that doesn't make sense to you, thats because it's a very specific inside joke.

 

[fr33ks33k]

If that doesn't make sense to you, thats because it's a very specific inside joke.

I was too busy being terrified of what exactly "double decker anal sex" implied. That's just painful, no matter how you slice it.

 

[VampiricTouch]

i was trying to figure out how peanut butter fucking sandwich had anything to do with anal sex.... let alone whatever double decker anal sex is.

 

[Annisthyrienne]

Funny Sexual Euphemisms
Just for you, VT. Enjoy!